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Funny story: Police Develop New Non-Lethal Weapon That Makes Suspect Think He/She's Invisible

Police Develop New Non-Lethal Weapon That Makes Suspect Think He/She's Invisible

Scientists have provided the police in major cities with a new taser-like gun that makes the perp think he or she is invisible. "This is great", said one officer who has tried it out. "I sprayed this guy and let him leave to see where he was heade...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Reveals Her Secret X-Rated Plan

Lindsay Lohan Reveals Her Secret X-Rated Plan

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Lindsay Lohan flew down to Mexico to visit an aunt who moved to Mexico back in 1999. Lohan said that her Aunt Camille is one of her favorite relatives because just like her she has hundreds and hundreds of freckles. Whe...

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Funny story: Lohan Still Calling Duck Dynasty Nasty

Lohan Still Calling Duck Dynasty Nasty

Saying "Let's keep it assy...classy here in Soho!" Lindsay Lohan dines at 'sex shop' restaurant for another wild night out in London. "I need to come here often to get away from the states and those freaks down in Swampland." Lindsay Lohan was...

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Funny story: Las Vegas To Build An All-Nude Gambling Casino

Las Vegas To Build An All-Nude Gambling Casino

LAS VEGAS - Reports coming out of Sin City state that gambling casinos are losing billions of dollars annually. The gambling casino industry is naturally very concerned about this detail. The Camel Hump Gambling Casino Corporation has announced...

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Funny story: Danica Patrick's Nude NASCAR Calendar Is Flying Off The Book Store Shelves

Danica Patrick's Nude NASCAR Calendar Is Flying Off The Book Store Shelves

CHICAGO - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has just informed the national press that NASCAR racing cutey Danica Patrick's brand new 2014 Nude NASCAR Calendar is a tremendous hit. ADGA stated that the calendar is presently the fastest selling...

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Funny story: Naked Man Stuns Crowd at U. of Louisville Basketball Game

Naked Man Stuns Crowd at U. of Louisville Basketball Game

The game was beginning to get boring with the World Champion Louisville Cardinals with a 32 point lead just after the half, against Transylvania College (in Lexington). But early in the second half things got interesting. A naked man suddenly ran...

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Funny story: Man Arrested While Running Through Hall Naked Yelling "BINGO!!!"

Man Arrested While Running Through Hall Naked Yelling "BINGO!!!"

Louisville, Kentucky - Everybody loves a Bingo winner. In fact the 1967 song by William Bell provides an excellent musical accompaniment to this story if there are those looking for a multimedia experience, according to the Louisville Journal. Las...

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Funny story: The Women of Duck Dynasty To Appear In A Nude Calendar

The Women of Duck Dynasty To Appear In A Nude Calendar

CHICAGO - Mrs. Phil Robertson AKA Miss Kay has just announced that Willie's wife Korie and Jase's wife Missy have agreed to appear in a 2014 calendar to be named The Women of Duck Dynasty. Kay said that Jeptha's wife Jessica, who is a model, will...

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Funny story: Uncensored Cartoons Mistakenly Showed on Kid's Channel

Uncensored Cartoons Mistakenly Showed on Kid's Channel

A glitch of some kind hit 'The Kid's Channel' early this morning and was not pulled or corrected for some time, due to so many employees trapped in the bad weather. "I didn't know what was going on but I'm very sleepy in the morning and the kids w...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga's Sudden Desire For Nudity Is Due To Miley Cyrus

Lady Gaga's Sudden Desire For Nudity Is Due To Miley Cyrus

NEW YORK CITY - Many of Lady Gaga's closest friends are starting to express concern over the Lady's well being. One unnamed friend stated that she has never seen Lady G as obsessed with nudity as she is at the present time. The friend blames it...

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Funny story: Porn Pop - the latest desperate 'music' genre

Porn Pop - the latest desperate 'music' genre

A new pigeon hole has had to be created to accommodate what is fast becoming and endemic poison on the music scene. Dubbed 'Porn Pop', it encompasses 'artists' such as Rihanna, Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus and Beyoncé, who although profess to be serious...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Admits Women Are Totally Naked Under Their Clothes

Miley Cyrus Admits Women Are Totally Naked Under Their Clothes

Miley Cyrus has been taking a lot of gruff from the media lately for being naked in her latest video and twerking her butt all over the place. Apparently parents and fans feel Miley is a role model and should be more conservative in her appearances.

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Funny story: Hugh Hefner Says No To A Miley Cyrus Nude Layout

Hugh Hefner Says No To A Miley Cyrus Nude Layout

LOS ANGELES - The head of Playboy Magazine, Hugh Hefner has stated that his readers will not be seeing Miley Cyrus in the glossy pages of Playboy anytime soon; if ever at all. The men's magazine mogul told Bedroom Pillow Talk that Miss Cyrus, thou...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Says She Ready To Pose In A Nude Layout Spread

Jessica Simpson Says She Ready To Pose In A Nude Layout Spread

HOLLYWOOD - Jessica Simpson has said that after being pregnant for what seemed forever, she has finally gotten her fantastically, sultry body back and she is ready to show it off. Reports out of Tinsel Town state that Simpson has already been appr...

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader That Pranced and Danced In The Nude On The 50-Yard Line Star Has Been Fired

The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader That Pranced and Danced In The Nude On The 50-Yard Line Star Has Been Fired

DALLAS - Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones was so angry that several of the sports reporters actually thought that he was talking in Mandarin Chinese. He had called a press conference in his office located in the $1.1 billion AT&T Stadium. J...

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Funny story: Nina Dobrev Agrees To Appear In A Nude Vampire-Themed Calendar For 2014

Nina Dobrev Agrees To Appear In A Nude Vampire-Themed Calendar For 2014

NEW ORLEANS - Nina Dobrev, the star of the hit cable show The Vampire Diaries, flew down to New Orleans to check out some sights for an upcoming nude calendar. Dobrev told Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo that she had been offered to a...

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Funny story: Who said you were naked

Who said you were naked

Some astronomers say there are about 170 billion galaxies in Universe, billion light-years far apart. If you multiply, the number of stars in our galaxy, 300 billion, by 170 billion other galaxies, you get approximately 10 to the power of 24 stars in universe, Counting non-stop, each number a second, it would take you almost 32 years to count one billion. What keeps the solar system so tight to...

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