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Funny story: Avian privacy groups slam RSPB 'mass surveillance'

Avian privacy groups slam RSPB 'mass surveillance'

Avian rights activists are tweeting furiously after an insider at the RSPB leaked the full shocking extent of directed surveillance against birds. Not content with using undercover agents (or 'twitchers'), the shadowy 'protection' agency has gone on...

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Funny story: Huckabee: U.S. Needs Anti-Sex- League

Huckabee: U.S. Needs Anti-Sex- League

The former Governor of Arkansas, Fox News Host, and Fundamentalist Preacher called today for the formation of an Anti-Sex League. Huckabee recently has been in the news for calling for the cessation of birth control prescriptions provided to women b...

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Funny story: CBS Newsman Schieffer's Nose Turns Brown As Guest's Grows

CBS Newsman Schieffer's Nose Turns Brown As Guest's Grows

On Bob Schieffer's "Face The Nation " program this morning on CBS, the first guest was House Intelligence Committee Chairman, GOP Rep. Mike Rogers. The topic was the report from a panel commissioned by President Obama making recommendations for...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Diary Hacked By The NSA #4

Justin Bieber Diary Hacked By The NSA #4

Dear Diary, I didn't see any of my last diary entry in the newspapers or entertainment mags or on TV so I guess it's safe. I did not like that kardashian woman on that photo session. I say right here, I was afraid she would want to pose in my lap. I would have said no and there was no way I was climbing into hers looking like a ventriloquists dummy. Kim Kardashian's ass is like a sepa...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Diary Hacked By NSA #3 (Cute Ass)

Justin Bieber Diary Hacked By NSA #3 (Cute Ass)

Dear Diary, How can people get stories from my diary? Something funny is going on because they knew how I feel about terrorists and our oil purchases. OK. Let's see if this gets out. I try to stay in shape but I'm a little guy with a lot of energy but still I exercise..all but my ass. It takes care of itself. I don't even see it unless I back up to a mirror and the way my diary stories ge...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Diary Hacked By NSA #2

Justin Bieber Diary Hacked By NSA #2

Dear Diary, What gives with these television commercials saying that if I buy an SUV or big truck, I'm supporting the terrorists? I bought my big truck and it supports the oil companies of Saudi Arabia and Qatar. Are those on the terrorists list? We have terrorists here. If I buy American or Canadian products am I supporting terrorists who have slipped into this country! It's getting s...

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Funny story: President Putin Has Just Told President Obama That Edward Snowden's One Year Asylum Period Has Been Extended To 25 Years

President Putin Has Just Told President Obama That Edward Snowden's One Year Asylum Period Has Been Extended To 25 Years

MOSCOW - The president of Russia, Vladimir Putin, has just informed President Obama that he can forget about having NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden ever set foot on American soil again. President Putin pointed out that he is extending Snowden's o...

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Funny story: Senator Bernie's question rebounds from NSA to GCHQ and back to White House

Senator Bernie's question rebounds from NSA to GCHQ and back to White House

Senator Sanders' query to the NSA on whether he and his congressional colleagues are being spied on has led to several unfortunate consequences. A "seed" and "hop" investigation on Mr. Sanders was immediately instigated due to an "articulable susp...

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Funny story: You Have To Destroy A Nation To Save It

You Have To Destroy A Nation To Save It

I sat down with James Clapper, former head of U.S. National Security, to get his views on the current state of America as it relates to domestic spying and intelligence gathering activity. He has recently made headlines by demanding that Edward Snow...

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Funny story: President Putin Says He Would Love To Have Edward Snowden Become A Part of His Family

President Putin Says He Would Love To Have Edward Snowden Become A Part of His Family

MOSCOW - Russian President Vladimir Putin told Russia's national news agency Vodkavich that 2013 was one of the happiest years of his entire life. He stated that the Russian economy is doing very good, world-wide sales of vodka have gone up 90 per...

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Funny story: Judge Leon versus Judge Pauley in the NSA championships officiated by General Hayden

Judge Leon versus Judge Pauley in the NSA championships officiated by General Hayden

No sooner had Judge Leon delivered the hard smash on to the very top of the net, with General Hayden's nose inches to one side (observing), than Judge Pauley lunged inward and scooped up the tottering ball, lofting it over and to a far corner of the...

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Funny story: NSA Shows Older al-Qaeda Spy Recording (Translated)

NSA Shows Older al-Qaeda Spy Recording (Translated)

Ben Laden: Hello! Al-Qaeda#2 Hello! Word please? Laden: Hello! Al Qaeda #2 Word please? Laden: There's a word? Q2: Hello? Laden: Let's see. Martyrdom? Q2: Hello? Laden: This is Osama Bin Laden! Q2: Yes, this is bin Laden. Laden: NO. I mean I am Bin Laden! Q2 I just said that. Laden: Hello? Q2 Come in! Laden: This is Bin Laden! Q2: I heard...

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Funny story: The NSA is Divided on the Issue of Massive Surveillance

The NSA is Divided on the Issue of Massive Surveillance

Kitchen, Global--Since the disclosures of National Security Agency's surveillance on American people and the world had sparked world outcry about the NSA's privacy intrusions, two factions have emerged inside the NSA-those that oppose the mass survei...

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Funny story: President Putin Gives Edward Snowden An Amazing Christmas Gift

President Putin Gives Edward Snowden An Amazing Christmas Gift

MOSCOW - When Russian President Vladimir Putin granted asylum to National Security Agency whistleblower Edward Snowden he knew that it would be a move that would be extremely beneficial to Russia. And the Russian president was right on the money,...

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Funny story: Contents Of Lost Briefcase Reveal Who Rules America

Contents Of Lost Briefcase Reveal Who Rules America

Incredibly, it seems that a "secretary to the secretary" of Joint Chiefs Chair General Martin E. Dempsey left a briefcase containing top secret, hugely embarrassing materials in the men's rest room in the Pentagon "waiting area." That rest room...

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Funny story: NATO congratulates NSA for spying on EU paedo cult behind Enron, Lemon Bros, Madoff, etc, crash

NATO congratulates NSA for spying on EU paedo cult behind Enron, Lemon Bros, Madoff, etc, crash

New York - A high level NATO source said today the NSA's surveillance of a rapacious EU satanic cult deserves the Congressional Medal of Honor and not rabid bad mouthing in the so-called liberal press. "And that includes socialist Brits' horrible...

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Funny story: Paranormal summoned to Madison's tomb on whether NSA programs should swing from a tall oak tree

Paranormal summoned to Madison's tomb on whether NSA programs should swing from a tall oak tree

News offices today are scrambling to verify reports that certain world leaders have been recommending the oak tree "solution" for current NSA surveillance programs. Another developing angle stems from unusual noise in the vicinity of President Ma...

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