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Funny story: NASA to serve man with space laser

NASA to serve man with space laser

NASA scientists announce they will build a mega laser to alert alien life forms that they are welcome to visit Earth to "serve Man." A powerful laser is just the thing to announce our presence as a technological species in this arm of the galaxy.

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Funny story: NASA To Fly Trump To A Planet Of His Choice

NASA To Fly Trump To A Planet Of His Choice

There was a welcome diversion from his Saudi Arabian problems for President Donald Trump this morning, when NASA announced that they are to offer to make the US leader the 'first president in space' (FPIS). Indeed, not only will NASA help Trump b...

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Funny story: NASA postpones mission to the Sun

NASA postpones mission to the Sun

Bright thing in the sky, great lighter of days and harbinger of daytime. The Sun is something that most of us see every day (but not every night). NASA have promised for years to send a mission to conquer the fiery body, but have run into problems.

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Funny story: Vice President Pence Announces NASA Mission to Find Heaven

Vice President Pence Announces NASA Mission to Find Heaven

Vice President Mike Pence recently announced the next life-changing NASA mission: determining the precise whereabouts of heaven. Pence, a convert to evangelical Christianity from Roman Catholicism, told faith-based supporters, “To me, the final f...

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Funny story: Trump sucks egg out of chicken during interview

Trump sucks egg out of chicken during interview

As if the Trump presidency hadn't already provided us with enough surreal moments, an interview on the CNCB channel last night gave us a whole new dimension to his state of mind. While answering a question about trade embargoes with China, Trump...

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Funny story: NASA probe to fly by Jupiter's left testicle

NASA probe to fly by Jupiter's left testicle

A space probe is about to complete a five year journey literally to the lap of the Gods. NASA's Scrote 3000 is expected to fly by the loins of Roman God Jupiter (often considered the same as Greek God Zeus) on Friday at brunch-time, taking detailed p...

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Funny story: NASA forced to reconsider colonizing new planet after aliens report violent attacks

NASA forced to reconsider colonizing new planet after aliens report violent attacks

After restarting the NASA program that lay dormant under the Obama Administration, NASA finally discovered a planet that is fit for human habitation. They needed volunteers to inhabit the discovered planet. As a condition for funding the project, NAS…

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Funny story: Trump to Erect Wall Around the Solar System To Keep "Dark" Matter Out

Trump to Erect Wall Around the Solar System To Keep "Dark" Matter Out

In a series of tweets taking many in government and the science world by storm, President Trump has announced his intention to construct a wall around the Solar System, to prevent further illegal immigration of dark matter. "Invading invisible pa...

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Funny story: Teenage Universe

Teenage Universe

Back and to the Left news have come across sensational secret documents on Jupiter's "big red spot". We discovered the files on the 3:27 to Worthing On Sea, a train we were only on because a drinking competition had got out of hand. Way out of hand.

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Funny story: Race For The Moonshot

Race For The Moonshot

Over the past several decades there has been an exponential increase in the number of cancer cases. As a result cancer research has been the top priority for the medical science field replacing the incumbent priority diseases AIDS and HIV. People all...

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Funny story: Pluto could have an underground ocean: So let's not swim in the the Kuiper Belt

Pluto could have an underground ocean: So let's not swim in the the Kuiper Belt

Lurking somewhere way down under the icy crust of the planet which is now no longer a planet could lie an ocean. Deep under a layer of ice, 186 miles deep, may lie this humongous mass of liquid. In a paper published this week in Geophysical Resear...

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Funny story: Mars Moving Closer To Earth--By 2020 It Will Be A Three Day Drive

Mars Moving Closer To Earth--By 2020 It Will Be A Three Day Drive

Are you ready for the ultimate vacation brag? NASA Tells us that Mars will be close enough by the year 2020 that you can drive your car there in a few days time. One Chinese company bearing the Trump name, but having no relation to Donald Trump, i...

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Funny story: Mystery planet with huge structure found by boffins

Mystery planet with huge structure found by boffins

An announcement from NASA that the discovery of a possible structure surrounding a planet could be made by Aliens was met with a mixed reaction today. Scientists studying the planet say they have found what appears to be a structure surrounding th...

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Funny story: 19-year old Colorado Man Irate that July's Blue Moon was White

19-year old Colorado Man Irate that July's Blue Moon was White

Angry 19-year old Duncan "Kev" Calburn, 19, has been blowing up the switchboard at NASA's headquarters, first by leaving demanding voicemails wanting an answer, and then simply by hanging up. The FBI reports that, to date, there have been 542 documen...

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Funny story: Disney sues NASA: "Pluto is ours."

Disney sues NASA: "Pluto is ours."

Reports today have emerged that conglomerate Disney is suing NASA over the naming rights of Pluto. The entertainment giants claim that the recent media interest given to the dwarf planet is detracting from their brand and causing them to lose tens of...

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Funny story: It's round, freezing and millions of miles away, who gives a F++K!

It's round, freezing and millions of miles away, who gives a F++K!

After spending billions and billions on conquering space and bringing back a few stones, bits of dust and confirming the fact that no other living things exist in our solar system, scientists have decided to send spectacular images back from Pluto (I...

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Funny story: Scientists Unveil Fartiest Galaxy

Scientists Unveil Fartiest Galaxy

NASA Scientists unveiled detailed photos of the fartiest galaxy in the known universe.The Odor Difourus Gallaxy,located behind the belt of the Orion Constellation, which is now making it's decent in the summer sky of the Northern Hemisphere, is well...

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