NASA has released its newest data from the Mars Rover that proves that Mars is not a globe-shaped planet as thought by casual observers. The Rover has just sent back all its recorded data from a simple plumb bob level detector that is onboard. This d...
In an embarrassing mistake sure make some heads roll, as well as eyes, NASA issued a retraction to a recent story that the long-theorized, but never confirmed, "Earth's Second Moon" had been found, once it was confirmed it was actually a picture of...
Images captured by a NASA space monitoring satellite have confirmed that Earth is likely to come under attack from an alien strike force before the end of the century. The images show aliens advancing in formation at a very slow pace, indeed. Pres...
NASA officials say that the golf balls struck from the Moon's surface by Commander Alan Shepard during the Apollo 14 mission in February 1971, may never be found. Shepard drove the first 6-iron shot from a dusty lie on February 9, but, although he...
NASA officials have, this morning, vigorously denied that the former King of Pop, Michael Jackson, was one of the members of crew on the Apollo 14 mission to land on the Moon in 1971. A spokesman initially said that nothing could be more ridiculou...
It was fifty years ago this week, that NASA sent a manned rocket to the Moon, or so they claimed. When Neil Armstrong stepped onto the lunar surface, he should have drowned in soft cheese. Instead, he calmly said the line, "That's one small step for...
Washington DC - (Lunatics): A nine-year-old girl from London was the first human on the moon according to declassified US state secrets behind the Apollo 11 hoax. It sent President Richard Nixon apocalyptic with rage as the landing news reached t...
Scientists analyzing photographs sent back to Earth from the Event Horizon Telescope, which was used to capture the very first images of a black hole, have said that there appears to be another black hole inside the first black hole. The original...
Astronauts Anne McClain and Christina Koch were scheduled to make the first spacewalk by an all-female team... until it was discovered that only one woman's space suit of the appropriate size was on board the space station. Was it a typical NASA snaf...
Recently discovered star clusters “may contain alien life” or “they might not” according to NASA scientists. The cluster has appeared because NASA decided to look in the one place they haven’t yet in space: Behind the moon. Professor John Daiddion...
"C'est un travail de merde" said normally mild mannered Monsieur Jacques Trounoir, Head of Operations for the Large Hadron Collider at CERN in conversation with The Spoof's European Editor, Plagny Toxique. "We at CERN proved the existence of Higgs bo...
NASA scientists announce they will build a mega laser to alert alien life forms that they are welcome to visit Earth to "serve Man." A powerful laser is just the thing to announce our presence as a technological species in this arm of the galaxy.
There was a welcome diversion from his Saudi Arabian problems for President Donald Trump this morning, when NASA announced that they are to offer to make the US leader the 'first president in space' (FPIS). Indeed, not only will NASA help Trump b...
Bright thing in the sky, great lighter of days and harbinger of daytime. The Sun is something that most of us see every day (but not every night). NASA have promised for years to send a mission to conquer the fiery body, but have run into problems.
Vice President Mike Pence recently announced the next life-changing NASA mission: determining the precise whereabouts of heaven. Pence, a convert to evangelical Christianity from Roman Catholicism, told faith-based supporters, “To me, the final f...
As if the Trump presidency hadn't already provided us with enough surreal moments, an interview on the CNCB channel last night gave us a whole new dimension to his state of mind. While answering a question about trade embargoes with China, Trump...
A space probe is about to complete a five year journey literally to the lap of the Gods. NASA's Scrote 3000 is expected to fly by the loins of Roman God Jupiter (often considered the same as Greek God Zeus) on Friday at brunch-time, taking detailed p...
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