Donald Trump has agreed to drive the pace car at the start of the 2011 Indianapolis 500 race on May 29. But track officials might get more Trump than they bargained for. The real estate mogul and part-time politician has declared that he plans to win...
Senna - "O.K. I'll go first. I think I'm the best because I can be used by landscape gardeners in ornamental gardens and can survive in most climates". Button - "Now my turn. Not only am I used to keep disparate articles of clothing together, but I can also be put on bags, hats and wallets as a form of decoration". Senna - "I can also be u...
The motor racing world has come out firmly against the idea of 'fake rain' being introduced in an attempt to make grand prix races more interesting. Supremo Bernie Ecclestone has suggested the idea along with a number of others that, if implemente...
Commentators around thee sporting world are in agreement with the decision to cancel the Bahrain Grand Prix due to the continuing unrest in the kingdom. The race, which was scheduled to kick off the Grand Prix season on March 13th, has been deferr...
Doctors in Italy have said that Formula 1 driver Robert Kubica underwent 7 hours of major surgery after his rally crash on Sunday, but that the only thing showing signs of life afterwards was his partly-severed right hand. Kubica, 26, also suffere...
(Louisville, Kentucky) - NASCAR Sprint Cup driver Jimmie Johnson blew past the field to win the Breeders' Cup at Churchill Downs. "I really need to thank my team for this big win," said Johnson, age 35. Meanwhile, the 6-year-old mare Zenyatta e...
NASHVILLE, TN - Former Hootie and the Blowfish frontman and current Country music star Darius Rucker, who is African-American, revealed yesterday that he is being courted by two traditionally white organizations, NASCAR and the Republican National Co...
With the shocking Spoof News earlier today that Michelle was considering bolting to Hollywood and a new career as the next Black Exploitation Chic to replace an aging Pam Grier, Pundits were left wondering what would be left for Barry! They didn...
Michael Schumaker has sensationally quit the world of motor racing yet again. Michael had apparently been for a job interview in a role which better suited his requirements, but after he had no response assumed he was unsuccessful so decided to go b...
Disaster strikes in Bahrain at the opening race of the 2010 grand prix. Maclaren, Ferrari et al have gone berserk at F1 chiefs as the new "no refuelling" rule comes into play. Coupled with the new lower weight restrictions on the race cars, vehi...
In order to spur the flagging interest of America's Race-car fans, the organization's bylaws were amended today to allow drivers to fire guns out of the windows of their cars to "impede, slow, or otherwise better the racer's progress against a compet...
Tuskahoula, Alabama, The nation's top competitive sports industry has decided unanimously to change from the high powered v-8 engine driven racing cars to the Toyota Prius. "The little cars are obviously not afraid to take the corners a heck of a...
Following one of the most exciting Daytona 500 races in history; NASCAR officials embraced their troubles with potholes on the track surface by announcing that future events would indeed see more hazards introduced during the race. While Jamie McM...
Famous Germain shove-racecar driver, Michael Pushmaker, has returned to attempt to reclaim his top-clown crown in motor racing. Following the recent events Michael Pushmaker has been encouraged that once again that the f-Uno scene is ready to ke...
The most famous race on the Formula 1 calendar, the Monaco Grand Prix, has had many memorable moments since first being staged in 1929. This year Toyota will be entering a team for the first time using a stock four cylinder Corolla model. The Toyo...
Former World Champion Formula One racing driver Michael Schumacher will intensify training for his comeback this week, as he prepares to deputise for injured Felip Massa at the European Grand Prix in Valencia on 23 August, but he has a dodgy neck.
MUGGED! What was Gorgeous George doing leaving that gap. I'm no gp rider but even I know you do not give the master the slightest sniff of a gap and expect him not to go for it. Rossi was clearly always going to do that, even if he was or wasn't in the way.... That is proper fairing bashing. Old skool racing, What a race. Those two aside, who wants to see Casey on a Repsol Honda or another '...
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