Glenn Beck has long been known to treat any issue he tackles with much drama and even more disregard for the facts. However, this week, when he compared Reform Judaism to radicalized Islam, he claims he knew he was wrong before he laid one piece of c...
Foreign Secretary William Hague has today issued a statement refuting rumours that he is a secret Mormon Elder' There is no truth whatsoever in these scurrilous rumours' he told reporters. 'I admit that over the last few months I have regularly share...
Becks has been a busy boy of late, he has been spotted running around wearing glasses and choosing push bikes for his ankle biters. He has returned to the pitch as well just recently for his footy team who play soccer, following a six month recovery...
Coming off the self-proclaimed super success of his Restoring Honor Rally in Washington, D.C., Glenn Beck has had an epiphany of sorts. In fact, he believes that his particular belief system is different enough and believable enough to catch on with...
Historians have discovered that Brigham Young, the second prophet of the LDS (Mormon) Church was actually black. Dr. Hyrum Kimball at Northern Utah State University revealed his controversial findings at a symposium of Mormon History marking the 180...
The Mormon Church of Latter Day Saints announced today that pornography is natural and healthy and all lay members of the church will be encouraged to read or watch pornographic videos. "We are all the products of horny men and women", said a spok...
Salt Lake City - (Mmmmm!): A 'Hot Mormon Muffs: A Taste of Motherhood' calendar is all the rage with Utah residents known for their espousal of the traditional missionary position. The $15.95 calendar is jam-packed with tasteful booby pics, scanty...
Salt Lake City, Utah - In an unprecedented merger, expected to have massive ramifications for spirituality in America, several major off-brand sects of Christianity have all joined together into one monolithic faith. At a summit held by the Church...
Okay, please note that the writer is a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (the Mormons). These are some personal observations about our little sub-culture and may not be understood by everyone. They say that nothing lasts forever....unless you are listening to a High Council Speaker. They say that nothing lasts forever....until you get called to work in the nursery.
Bryce Young, 46, of Salt Lake City, Utah, brought home his eighth wife on Sunday, much to the chagrin of his other 7 wives. "It didn't look good right from the start," said Bryce, who has acummulated 8 wives in a span of only 6 years, and hav...
SAINT GEORGE, Utah - Don't bother trying to get your same-sex wedding announcement printed in The Spectrum, regardless of how much you pay for the notice. A California couple, Spencer Jones and Tyler Barrick, from San Francisco paid the St. Ge...
Salt Lake City, UT - It has just been discovered that Dick Cheney and Karl Rove are half brothers, sharing the same mother, and that Glenn Beck is Cheney's love child. The fathers of Cheney and Rove are brothers, and are said to have at least 23...
Paris - (Merde, alors! Ass Mess): President Sarkozy has blamed fundamentalist Mormon voodoo for the Yemenia Airways flight IY626 from Sanaa disaster. The troubled Airbus 310 crashed near a Comoros Islands airport named after the Book of Mormon's...
After studying carefully the one child policy of the Peoople's Republic of china, the Obama administration has decided to conquer the growing chinese world power by introducing a baby-making "virus" called LDS or The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter...
Once one of the fastest spreading sects in the world, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints has heard a clarion call from their Leader's convention. The modern descendants in the faith of Joseph Smith and Brigham Young are signaling for all...
HBO on Tuesday defended its plans to depict a sacred Mormon temple ceremony in an upcoming episode of "Big Love." The drama, "Big Bed" is about a Utah polygamous family and will show an endowment ceremony Sunday. HBO said it did not intend to b...
Mormon Church of Latter Day Saints (LDS) leaders gathered in secrecy last night to explore the option of allowing young men the right to masturbate to satisfy their youthful urges. Masturbation has always been forbidden in the church and church le...
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