The man who claims to have reinvented computers, invented disco, taught Michael Jackson the Moonwalk and made TP a household item in most wealthy nations, Microsoft tycoon/tyrant/liar turned quasi-philanthropist, Bill Gates, is now focusing his atten...
Buying the lion's share of available technology patents from Nortel Corporation, a consortium of industry leaders including Apple, IBM, and Microsoft have launched a new company that offers complete information access and deep monitoring services to...
Brainchild of Dr David Page, the house of the future would be both family and eco friendly. A super fast computer controlled every aspect of home management from ordering food to replacing used fridge contents, to switching off lights and appliances...
Las Vegas (AP) Microsofts charismatic CEO Steve Ballmer is expected to Blow away apple's steve Jobs at this weeks E3. The itchy scratchy news of Steve Ballmer's domination at E3 could result in everyday punters leaving their turtleneck sweaters at...
Las Vegas (AP) Microsoft Stock is expected to rise a whopping 20% over this week on speculation CEO Steve Ballmer will unveil a series of innovations at E3. Heavyweight Ballmer who describes himself as an Actor / Director on his Facebook page ha...
Las Vegas (AP) Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates has indicated disgruntled parent Ivan Beenrippedoff is to replace failed actor Steve Ballmer as CEO of Microsoft. Ivan Beenrippedoff made headlines earlier in the week after requesting $190 million (Aus...
Las Vegas (AP) A Microsoft customer Service representative has admitted they cannot innovate and are required to always follow protocol. The revelation that Microsoft is a slow clambering beast bogged down in bureaucratic protocol comes as no surp...
Las Vegas (AP) A customer service representative has said that XBox Live is not safe for Children and parents need to take care before allowing them online. The security concern comes days before preview of the Mango update for Windows Phone 7, la...
Las Vegas - A SECURITY ALERT has been issued after it has been revealed that Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer is rumored to have been taking Acting lessons in preparation to play Fagin in a spoof Oliver Twist presentation at E3 2011. In an ironic twist...
In the biggest Holy sh-t tech deal since Time Warner merged with some old internet service provider --Prodigy, I think--, Microsoft is generously overpaying to buy online phone service Skype, for $8.5 billion. And they've already f--ked it up.
PALO ALTO, CA - Microsoft may become the MySpace of the tech world if it doesn't up its game. People are turing to Linux instead of Windows 7, and don't even go there with the Xbox. However, Microsoft has come up with the smart enter key. "We'v...
Microsoft have admitted that the latest version of their browser blocks all pornographic material by default. "One of the biggest complaints we receive," said IE9 designer, Oprah Safari, "is the accidental viewing of porn." According to researc...
Google and Microsoft have teamed up to create a secret computer programme that they think will reveal one of the secrets of the Universe. It was created last year and will be fitted into every computer by the end of the Summer. The purpose of t...
PALO ALTO, CA - After news emerged that Nokia would use Microsoft's Windows Phone Seven OS, Nokia has been caught in a scandalous affair. The company, which has arguably made the best handsets in the world since the 90s, and still owns over 70% of...
Microsoft, the software publishing company that literally invented anti-piracy tactics, was caught with their hands in Google's cookie-jar, when MS's little-used search engine, Bing, was discovered copying results from Google - the self-proclaimed 'd...
Following five years of legal negotiations between Chevron and Microsoft Corporation, the lawsuit involving Chevron logo and trademark infringement by Microsoft has been settled for an undisclosed amount. Available as a graphical image in most all...
Software company Microsoft™ has decided to go into hardware business to produce what it has been producing all along: the windows. Only this time they will be hard, and the transition from soft to hard has nothing to do with Viagra™.
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