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Funny story: Michael Phelps's flipper like feet are turning Green, as they inspire fuel-efficient outboard motor design to propel small sea going vessels

Michael Phelps's flipper like feet are turning Green, as they inspire fuel-efficient outboard motor design to propel small sea going vessels

Seattle, Washington - "As soon as Michael Phelps returns from the 2008 Summer Olympic in Beijing China, a cast of his feet will be made," said a spokesman for Phelps; seemingly the announcement confirms the rumor that Phelps's flipper like feet are t...

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Funny story: Michael Phelps's 12,000-calorie per day diet requirement causing food shortages at the Olympic Village; Int'l harmony undermined, says IOC

Michael Phelps's 12,000-calorie per day diet requirement causing food shortages at the Olympic Village; Int'l harmony undermined, says IOC

Beijing, China - Publicly, Chinese Olympic officials deny that they are having trouble keeping up with Michael Phelp's 12,000 calorie per day dietary requirements, resulting in food supply shortages for the other Olympic athletes residing at the at t...

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Funny story: Michael Phelps To Become His Own Country

Michael Phelps To Become His Own Country

Michael Phelps, the US swimmer who has won a magnificent eight gold medals at the Ice Cube in Beijing, has announced that he plans to become his own country in time to compete at the London 2012 Olympics. Phelps is the greatest living American swi...

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Funny story: 2008 Olympic Swimming Drugs Scandal

2008 Olympic Swimming Drugs Scandal

There was controversy in the Olympic pool in Beijing today, when, after US paddler Michael Phelps' disputed victory in the 100m Butterfly final, the first swimming drugs scandal of the 2008 Games surfaced. Phelps won, but afterwards, eighty-four...

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Funny story: Phelps' 12,000 Calorie Diet Just Made Me a Fat Fuck!

Phelps' 12,000 Calorie Diet Just Made Me a Fat Fuck!

Sports writers have been celebrating the 12,000 calorie diet that has made Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps perhaps the greatest aquatic athlete in history. When spoofster, Pointillius Pointer read about the swimmer's eating regimen leading up to the O...

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Funny story: Michael Phelps Has Had His Ass Slapped By George Bush

Michael Phelps Has Had His Ass Slapped By George Bush

Michael Phelps, the star of the Beijing Olympics after his record-breaking 8 gold medals in the swimming pool, has admitted that he owes much of his success to President George Bush, who slapped his ass before he left for China. Bush, who also sla...

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Funny story: Mark Spitz Challenges Michael Phelps to Race

Mark Spitz Challenges Michael Phelps to Race

Upset with the huge success of Michael Phelps at this year's Olympic games and the fact that all of his one time world records have fallen, former swimmer Mark Spitz has decided to come out of retirement and challenge Michael Phelps to a race. Spi...

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