In a vain attempt to usurp the title of "King Of Pop" from the late, lamented MJ, Justin Bieber was seen practicing the ever popular, ever revolting crotch grab dance step popularized by the great one himself. Justin's problem was that the pueril...
LONDON--Despite the postmortem album sales success of such musicians as Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson, former Beatles frontman Paul McCartney is flat-out refusing to help increase the pop group's album sales by simply ending his own life. "P...
Dr. Conrad Murray, who has been anally savaged on an hourly basis since being convicted of killing the most famous person in the universe, is now begging the court set aside sh conviction on the ground that he should have been allowed to argue anothe...
Newark, New Jersey - "That's gotta be Wacko's heavenly runabout," a Nesbitt Street MUFON aficionado told reporters, "I just seen a pic of his ape Bubbles etched in dayglo pink on the side of the fuselage." The Sussex Avenue location has always bee...
A man said earlier today that Blackburn Rovers, the much-loved northern soccer club, are becoming ridiculous. When pressed on his astonishing accusation the man, 45, said that every time they appear in the newspapers or on Sky Sports News, Blackbu...
Attempting to honor the legendary Michael Jackson at an event in Grauman's Chinese Theater, Justin Bieber performed a tribute moon walk and crotch-grab while elsewhere, rumblings were heard deep beneath the ground at James Brown's resting place. C...
Santiago, Chile. In developing news, reports are emerging of the late Michael Jackson appearing in public, attending theatre shows and generally being sighted on numerous occasions. On at least one occasion, he was seen purchasing coffee at the Starb...
HOLLYWOOD - Drew Ryniewicz, 14, was eliminated from the latest edition of X-Factor along with hip hop rapper Astro. Drew spoke backstage with Margarita Mixx of The Tinsel Town Times Tribune and said that she cried more during her last appearance o...
HOLLYWOOD - The "Singing Seven" became the "Final Five" as Michael Jackson Week on X-Factor saw two of the teen contestants leave the music show. Hip hop Brooklyn rapper Astro, aka Brian Bradley, 15, was the first to go as he was the one that had...
A shocking discovery was made today. Janet Jackson is actually Michael Jackson in disguise. One fan wrote in their diary, "I always wondered why it was you never saw the two of them together. And Janet's face looked funny after Michael got his sur...
Michael Jackson's doctor has been found guilty of manslaughter. Apparently, the doctor over-prescribed the King of Pop and told him 'Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough'. He was Working Day And Night, so the doctor thought he needed loads. The rest is HIStory. When asked about this, the medic replied 'I Can't Help It'. The evil physician was having a dull life at the time, and wanted publicity, thin...
Michael Jackson's doc, Conrad Murray, has been found guilty of "manslaughtering" the superstar, but his motives were not outed until the final days of the process. It seems that Murray was so jealous of Michael's friendship with Bubbles his chimp...
LOS ANGELES, CA - The Los Angeles County coroner has ruled Michael Jackson's death a homicide involving a lethal combination of drugs. Michael Jackson was allegedly killed on June 25 even as the corpse-like King of Pop was preparing for a dramatic...
Four BBC News readers have been arrested on suspicion of causing the spontaneous unexplained deaths of 24 people. They are also being sued by the families of those 24 people after they claim their loved ones were bored to death by the channel's ex...
LOS ANGELES - Reports are filtering through that die-hard fans of the late King Of Propofol - Sorry, Pop - have been washing up in The City Of Angels, eagerly anticipating a 'Thriller' like zombie resurrection of the singing, dancing, alleged kiddie...
LOS ANGELES - As the involuntary manslaughter trial of Michael Jackson's personal physician continues, the defense team have been increasingly fearful not about the loss of medical license or possible jail time of eternity, but that the doctor's name...
An Alien caught moonwalking in the Amazon rain forest has been identified as Michael Jackson's ghost! The Alien or Michael was "Fred Astair-ing" between mango and banana trees when two British tourists high on the local brew, cachaca, just happened t...
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