CICERO, Illinois - (Satire News) - McDonalds has just announced its latest menu food item. The new delicacy was invented in the McDonalds Corporate headquarters in Cicero, Illinois. The new Mc food item is the McPiranha & Egg Breakfast Bisc…
LONDON - (Satire News) - Reports coming out of 10 Downing Street in London, state that Mary Elizabeth Alexa Truss will be appearing in a commercial for the largest fast food franchise in the world; McDonalds. Lizzy, as her husband, her two daughte…
CICERO, Illinois - (Fast Food Satire) - The powers that be at the McDonalds Corp. have just announced that they will be adding a new food item; The McQueenburger to honor one of the greatest monarchs in recent history, Queen Elizabeth. The new bur…
CICERO, Illinois - (Business Satire) - After receiving literally thousands of suggestions from Mickey D patrons, the golden arches corporation has decided to add a new adult item to their ever-growing menu. McDonalds, in every state is now serving…
BULOXI, Mississippi - (Business Satire) - According to American Foodie News, the largest Mickey D's in the giant burger chain has just opened on the gulf beach at Buloxi, Mississippi. The new restaurant will feature several very popular Dixieland…
COTTON PANTIES, Alabama - (Satire News) - The New Orleans Recorder-Chronicle Newspaper recently did a piece on the "Reddest" state in the entire nation. And the winner was the okra producing state of Alabama. Recorder-Chronicle reporter Bacardi…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - True Dat News reporter Reggie Rickenracker has just broken the story of the month. He learned from a source inside Buckingham Palace that her majesty and her son will soon begin filming a commercial to be run on the BBC.
CICERO, Illinois - (Business Satire) - The McDonalds Corp. has just struck gold as they have signed the beautiful, sexy, sensuous British actress Liz Hurley to film a Mickey D's commercial. Miss Hurley has agreed to appear wearing an extremely tin…
BEAVER BELLY, Mississippi - (Business Satire) - The American Foodie News Agency reports that a Mickey D's in Beaver Belly, Mississippi has had to shut down due to dozens and dozens of customer complaints. According to AFNA reporter Paloma Sonoma e…
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The biggest hamburger franchise in the entire world has just announced a new restaurant change. According to American Foodie News Agency reporter Paloma Sonoma, the Golden Arches giant is going to be doing away with all o…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The youngest and most decent son of Melania and Donaldo Trump, Barron, appeared on "The View." He was asked by head host Whoopie Goldberg if he enjoys being a member of the Trump family. The 15-year-old who tower…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The BuzzFuzz News Agency, along with dozens of other high profile news agencies, are all reporting that The Trumpturd was so damn nervous during his four-hour hearing that the 345ΒΌ pound Tub of Lard, ate nine (9) McDon…
KYIV, Ukraine - (Satire News) - The McDonalds Corporation in an effort to help Ukraine's economy announces that they are opening up six McDonalds fast food trailers in the capital city. Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, thanked the Golden A…
CHICAGO, Illinois - (Satire News) - Throughout the years The McDonalds Corporation has had a lot of fabulously popular food menu items including their McTacos, their McSushiburger, their McGuacamole Muffin, their McEnchiladas, their McTofuburger, the…
CICERO, Illinois - (Satire News) - The Watchdog Now News Agency has just stated that the McDonalds Corporation has agreed to provide free cups of ice to any citizen of the US, over the age of 70, free of charge. Reporter Dylan Fresco said that Lyl…
BROOKLYN, New York - (Satire News) - McDonalds is thrilled to announce the opening of their first three-story fast food restaurant in the United States. The corporate powers that be got the idea for a multiple story fast food eatery after reading…
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - McDonalds has gotten quite a publicity boost as The Baltimore Beacon Star has named it The Best Fast Food Restaurant in America. Beacon Star reporter Ersatz Pontoon, said he talked to one of the Mickey D's directors of…
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