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Funny story: Ray 'Alien Autopsy' Santilli to conduct Mrs Thatcher postmortem

Ray 'Alien Autopsy' Santilli to conduct Mrs Thatcher postmortem

London - The veteran alien pathologist has only just completed Russian mobster Boris Berezovsky's autopsy and will lead a NCIS-style morgue team probing the dead despot's remains according to Our-Man-At-The-Cold-Marble-Slab in Barking, Isle of Dogs.

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Funny story: Rust in Peace - the Iron Lady, Margaret Thatcher, dies aged 87

Rust in Peace - the Iron Lady, Margaret Thatcher, dies aged 87

Britain is set to have a fourth celebration. No sooner has the bunting been put away from the Royal Wedding, and then the Queen's Jubilee before the most successful British Olympics ever, news is emerging that Margaret Thatcher has died. "Thank fu...

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Funny story: Ghost Of Margaret Thatcher Seen Again At 10, Downing Street!

Ghost Of Margaret Thatcher Seen Again At 10, Downing Street!

The ghost of Margaret Thatcher has again been reported seen at 10, Downing Street, this time by Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg. A terrified Mr Clegg, who managed to escape into the street through a ground floor office window after being confronted...

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Funny story: Papers suggest closer Savile Thatcher link

Papers suggest closer Savile Thatcher link

Papers released under the 30 year act seem to suggest a closer link between entertainer Jimmy Savile and then Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher. During the period in 1982 when Thatcher's son Mark was missing Thatcher had regular meetings with Jimmy...

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Funny story: George Bush Sr 'top suspect' in prank call to Margaret Thatcher

George Bush Sr 'top suspect' in prank call to Margaret Thatcher

Texas - Nurses at Waco's Seedy Sinai Hospital where the former US President has been laid up with a bad chest since 23 November 'may face a Grand Jury' amid an official probe into prank calls to the former UK Prime Monster. Staff at London's Royal...

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Funny story: Nation's Concern at Maggie Illness

Nation's Concern at Maggie Illness

The 87-year-old former Conservative prime minister Lady Thatcher is in hospital after undergoing a minor operation and to the nation's consternation Baroness Thatcher's spokeswoman said she is doing "absolutely fine". Many parliamentarians lined...

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Funny story: Ten Reasons Why George W. Bush Is An Idiot

Ten Reasons Why George W. Bush Is An Idiot

Recently released US government documents have shed light on George W. Bush's time as President of the United States. They reveal the sort of lunacy President Dubya's staff had to put up with during his two terms in office. We have compiled a list of ten of the most idiotic things he said and did or thought. 1) When discussing foreign affairs with his advisors Bush believed they were talk...

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Funny story: More shocking abuse at TV studios

More shocking abuse at TV studios

More shocking stories of abuse from the studios of 80's TV came out today when one of the stars of 'Play school' told of years of abuse at the hands of an evil predator. Little Ted now in his late 50's and living at a toy museum told reporters to...

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Funny story: Thatcher urged to slip away

Thatcher urged to slip away

Sources close to former Prime Minister Baroness Thatcher have stated today that senior members of the Tory part are urging her to die. The hope that is Thatcher can be persuaded to slip peacefully away during the run up to George Osbourne's next budg...

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Funny story: Margaret Thatcher wakes up with a Scottish Accent

Margaret Thatcher wakes up with a Scottish Accent

Last month it was reported that Christopholous Theothopolous, aka George Michael, suffered a curious malady whereby he awoke from his pneumonic slumbers to find that he now spoke in a west country accent. Since then, we can tell you that the Hellenic...

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Funny story: Thatcher admitted to nursing home

Thatcher admitted to nursing home

Former Prime Minister Lady Thatcher has been admitted to a Surrey nursing home The Spoof can exclusively reveal. The 86 year old vintage Tory was chauffeur driven from her plush Pall Mall penthouse to The Michael Foot Home for Political Relics in Eps...

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Funny story: Met Police Vow To Apprehend London Underground Mutant Psycho Vampire Cannibal Serial Killer Before The 2012 Olympics

Met Police Vow To Apprehend London Underground Mutant Psycho Vampire Cannibal Serial Killer Before The 2012 Olympics

In breaking news which broke when nobody had hitherto been aware there was a problem, the Metropolitan Police today issued a statement acknowledging that there is a mutant psycho vampire cannibal serial killer prowling the London Underground network,...

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Funny story: United States Leases B2 Stealth Bomber to United Kingdom

United States Leases B2 Stealth Bomber to United Kingdom

Washington DC: US President Barack Obama met with UK Prime Minister (PM) David Cameron during an official visit to the US in March 2012. Agenda items included Iran's nuclear program, the bloodshed in Syria and after 30 years another potential UK Falk...

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Funny story: No state funeral as Mrs Thatcher 'vows to go private'

No state funeral as Mrs Thatcher 'vows to go private'

London - A Sellafield recycling dump has been earmarked for scattering the horrid harridan's ashes in an updated funeral plan released today. Austere economic times have crushed Tory dreams of a state send-off with a a low profile toasting at Gold...

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Funny story: New Film Shows Thatcher's Weaker Side

New Film Shows Thatcher's Weaker Side

A new film hits the cinema this week which aims to portray former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher in a new light. The film, called "The Iron Deficiency Lady" shows a more human side than the public were used to seeing during her 12 years in power.

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Funny story: 'A London brothel called The Vatican' revealed in Thatcher archives

'A London brothel called The Vatican' revealed in Thatcher archives

London - Newly released papers under the 30 year rule show officials turned a blind eye to the existence of the Central London cat house, it has been revealed. St Pussycats made a ton of dosh and even won a government bite mark - er...kite mark! -...

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Funny story: Thatcher considered abandoning Britain

Thatcher considered abandoning Britain

Recently released files from the national archives from 1981 suggest that the government of the time considered a plan to abandon Britain to its fate, leaving it in a state of "managed decline". The secret documents have just been released, following...

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