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Funny story: The New York Yankees and The Los Angeles Dodgers are Picked To Go To This Year’s World Series

The New York Yankees and The Los Angeles Dodgers are Picked To Go To This Year’s World Series

LAS VEGAS – The brain trust in Las Vegas has just stated that the odds-on-favorites to make it to this year’s World Series are the New York Yankees and the Los Angeles Dodgers. The Yankees chances greatly increased when they picked up super pitche…

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Funny story: The Cleveland Indians Name is Heading To That Big Teepee in The Sky

The Cleveland Indians Name is Heading To That Big Teepee in The Sky

CLEVELAND – Major League Baseball is serious about doing away with team names that are offensive to Native-Americans. An attorney for the Red Lives Matter organization stated that Native-Americans were actually the owners of America, even before C…

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Funny story: The Houston Astros Vote To Wear a Message Statement on The Back of Their Baseball Shirts

The Houston Astros Vote To Wear a Message Statement on The Back of Their Baseball Shirts

HOUSTON – The Sports Bet Gazette is reporting that the Houston Astros are desperately trying to curtail the criticism they are still receiving due to the so-called “Sign-Stealing Scandal”. Astros manager, Dusty Baker, said that they had a team mee…

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Funny story: Major League Baseball Gains a Big Sponsor

Major League Baseball Gains a Big Sponsor

NEW YORK CITY – MLB Commissioner Robert Manfred is very happy that America’s favorite pastime will soon be back in full swing. Manfred wants the fans to know that, in keeping with Coronavirus precautions, every safety measure is being taken to ins...

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Funny story: Major League Baseball Says “Play Ball!”

Major League Baseball Says “Play Ball!”

NEW YORK CITY – Finally, fans will get to cheer for their favorite baseball teams, as the MLB has announced that the 2020 COVID-19 Baseball Season will begin on July 23, 2020. MLB spokesperson, Guyler P. Monticello, offered up some of the details...

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Funny story: The Sound of Bats Hitting Balls Will Soon Be Heard as Baseball is Just Around the Corner

The Sound of Bats Hitting Balls Will Soon Be Heard as Baseball is Just Around the Corner

NEW YORK CITY – Major League Baseball Commissioner Robert “Bobby” Manfred is thrilled to report that baseball will soon be back at the dozens of MLB parks, stadiums, fields, and domes. Manfred told Hiawatha Pamplona with Sport’s Territory Magazine…

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Funny story: "Astronuts" - Houston Fans Can't Wait for MLB Season to Start

"Astronuts" - Houston Fans Can't Wait for MLB Season to Start

Minute Maid Park, Houston, TX. Reporter Woof Blister sends an SOS - Spoof On Sports. Although opening day for the 2020 major league baseball season is still undecided, Houston Astros fans are already at the ball park each day, anxious for the season…

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Funny story: The Houston Astros Suggest To MLB That The Entire Baseball Season Be Played In Mexico

The Houston Astros Suggest To MLB That The Entire Baseball Season Be Played In Mexico

HOUSTON – Houston Astros team spokespersons, Jose Altuve and Carlos Correa, met with representatives with Major League Baseball, and presented an idea for getting the 2020 baseball season under way. Altuve said that, if something is not done and p...

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Funny story: Houston Astros Batboy To Put His Astros World Championship Series Ring Up On eBay

Houston Astros Batboy To Put His Astros World Championship Series Ring Up On eBay

HOUSTON – Sports Balls Illustrated said that they spoke with the father of the Houston Astros batboy. Ersatz Franciosa told SBI that his 12-year-old son, Hanky, is so upset about the recent Astros Sign-Stealing Scandal, that he wants to sell his 2...

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Funny story: President Trump Hints That He May Be Purchasing The Houston Astros

President Trump Hints That He May Be Purchasing The Houston Astros

HOUSTON – The president and his daughter, Ivanka, made a quick trip on Air Force One down to Houston to meet with the owner of the Houston Astros Jim “Whooping” Crane. Crane, who purchased the team in 2011 for $465 million, said that the president...

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Funny story: The Los Angeles Dodger Fans Lawsuit Against the Houston Astros Gets Thrown Out at Second Base

The Los Angeles Dodger Fans Lawsuit Against the Houston Astros Gets Thrown Out at Second Base

HOUSTON – A District 43 circuit judge has just thrown out the $12.7 million lawsuit that had been filed against the Houston Astros organization by a group calling itself The Left Coast Anti-Astros Coalition. LCAAC spokeswoman, Willadeena Pinnsanel...

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Funny story: Major League Baseball To Ban The Practice of High-Fiving

Major League Baseball To Ban The Practice of High-Fiving

NEW YORK CITY – The Coronavirus is now having an impact on the sports world. The commissioner of baseball, Robbie Manfred, said that MLB will be implementing a ban on the tradition of high-fiving. The practice first started many years ago, when a...

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Funny story: Baseball Fans Are Demanding That The Houston Astros Return Their 2017 World Series Championship Rings

Baseball Fans Are Demanding That The Houston Astros Return Their 2017 World Series Championship Rings

LOS ANGELES – More and more Major League Baseball fans are now insisting that the Houston Astros do the right thing, and return their 2017 World Series Championship rings. The Sports Mirror publication stated that they have received a total of 17...

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Funny story: President Trump Defends The Houston Astros

President Trump Defends The Houston Astros

BRANDYWINE, Maryland – Republican, Donald Trump, was interviewed by Sports Balls Illustrated writer, Pistachio Custer, and was asked what he thought about the Houston Astros Sign-Stealing Scandal. POTUS put his Big Mac burger down, grinned like th...

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Funny story: Major League Baseball Reveals The Punishment The Houston Astros Will Be Receiving Due to Their Sign Stealing Scandal

Major League Baseball Reveals The Punishment The Houston Astros Will Be Receiving Due to Their Sign Stealing Scandal

NEW YORK CITY – The commissioner of Major League Baseball, Rob “The Man” Manfred, has just released his ruling on the Houston Astros Sign-Stealing Scandal. After much consideration, Manfred said that he will be implementing a three-part punishment...

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Funny story: Cubs embark on ambitious 100-year plan to bring World Series title back to Chicago

Cubs embark on ambitious 100-year plan to bring World Series title back to Chicago

Following the dismissal of Joe Maddon last month and this week’s hiring of new skipper David Ross, the Chicago Cubs have positioned themselves brilliantly for a run at a World Series title in 2119. In Monday’s presser, Ross stressed accountability...

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Funny story: Bautista bugged by namesake

Bautista bugged by namesake

It seems safe (at first) to assume that entomologist Boob Anders is not a Jose Bautista fan. The scientist, who works for the Canadian Museum Au Naturel, gave the former Toronto Blue Jays star a dubious honor, the “distinction” of naming a bug after...

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