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Funny story: A Desperate Madonna Planning a Comeback Concert Tour

A Desperate Madonna Planning a Comeback Concert Tour

NEW YORK CITY - A close friend of Madonna has said that the aging singer is very desperate to get back into the musical spotlight. The New York songstress has revealed that she is planning The Great Madonna Comeback Tour to begin in early December...

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Funny story: Madonna Denies That Her Career Is Sinking

Madonna Denies That Her Career Is Sinking

CUCAMONGA - Madonna recently performed at The Santa Ana Winds Arena in Cucamonga. The concert promoter took one heck of a beating as the 8,000 seat arena saw a total of 113 concert goers in attendance. Concert promoter Dwight "El Dinero" Dininski...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Stoned For Being A Whore in Saudi Arabia

Miley Cyrus Stoned For Being A Whore in Saudi Arabia

The private jet of Miley Cyrus, the young formerly squeaky clean Mouseketeer turned rich white trash singer, developed electrical problems flying back from a concert in India and was forced to make an emergency landing in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. Th...

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Funny story: Madonna's Devastating Rejection

Madonna's Devastating Rejection

NEW YORK CITY - Madonna, who at one time was one of the top singers in the music business, is beginning to hear the footsteps of reality creeping up on her. Music Moments Magazine noted that the woman who was born Madonna Louise Ciccone at one tim...

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Funny story: Celebrity misquotes

Celebrity misquotes

Most celebrities, most of the time, have nothing important or interesting to say, but, because they are famous (and rich), their every word is reported to the world. Unfortunately, they are usually misquoted, because their words are taken out of context, or so they say, and, when they are not being misquoted, they are misspeaking. No matter what they do or say, they claim that they are seldom, if...

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Funny story: Baphomet

Baphomet

"To think I kissed her (or him) there--and there--and ''there''! - Sarah Michelle Gellar Although some contend that Baphomet is a Marvel Comics super-villain, Baphomet is really the demon of parties and partygoers west of the Mississippi. As such, he (or she) is often depicted at parties in Las Vegas, Hollyweird, and various family nudist camps in Arizona and New Mexico, and some Oregonians inc...

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Funny story: Madonna Comments On Her Alleged Charlie Sheen Bikini Line Tattoo

Madonna Comments On Her Alleged Charlie Sheen Bikini Line Tattoo

NEW YORK CITY - Madonna is certainly one individual who has been around the block a few times so she is definitely no stranger to the world of rumors. She was asked by Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors about the story circulating around that she has a...

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Funny story: George Clooney and Madonna To Star In The Sexually Erotic Romantic-Spy Thriller, The Raging Hormones

George Clooney and Madonna To Star In The Sexually Erotic Romantic-Spy Thriller, The Raging Hormones

LOS ANGELES - Word flowing out of LaLaLand is that production on the romantic-spy thriller The Raging Hormones will begin within the week. George Clooney and Madonna will star in the Sheboygan Saddlewood epic which is based on a true story. Clo...

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Funny story: Madonna Cannot Stand Nicki Minaj and Says She Belongs In The Circus

Madonna Cannot Stand Nicki Minaj and Says She Belongs In The Circus

BROOKLYN - Madonna was leaving The Salvatore Goombalini General Hospital after having had an ingrown hair removed from her upper lip. As she walked out the front door she was asked by Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk what she thought abo...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Talks About The Fun Toy Rumors

Lady Gaga Talks About The Fun Toy Rumors

BROOKLYN - Lady Gaga says that she can hardly wait to get back on the touring circuit and show the world that she is a much better performer than Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, and Jennifer Lopez. Lady Gaga, who is recovering from a vocal cor...

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Funny story: Madonna's Friends Are Worried About The Material Grandmother

Madonna's Friends Are Worried About The Material Grandmother

MANHATTAN - Madonna is 54-years-old and a close source has revealed that she is having some trouble coping with the fact that she is no longer musically relevant. The Michigan native is very upset at the fact that she has not had a Top 40 song sin...

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Funny story: Madonna Turns Down A Role In A Porn Movie

Madonna Turns Down A Role In A Porn Movie

NEW YORK CITY - Madonna has lately been complaining that hardly anyone calls her anymore in regards to recording a song, appearing in a movie, or appearing on a late night talk show. So it was astounding when a Hollywood producer recently contacte...

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Funny story: Anderson Cooper Kisses Madonna - Says He's Still Gay

Anderson Cooper Kisses Madonna - Says He's Still Gay

NEW YORK CITY - The GLAAD Awards were presented at New York's Marriott Marquis de Sade Hotel and the biggest part of the event was when Madonna presented Anderson Cooper with an award. Madonna, was dressed as a Boy Scout and she told the audience...

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Funny story: Chelsea Handler and Madonna Get Into Some Trash Talking

Chelsea Handler and Madonna Get Into Some Trash Talking

MALIBU BEACH - Sparks recently flew at a Hawaiian Luau Beach Party that Rob Pattinson threw in honor of Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder, stars of the television hit series The Vampire Diaries. The party was held at RPattz Malibu Beach house The Va...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise Denies Chelsea Handler Dating Rumors

Tom Cruise Denies Chelsea Handler Dating Rumors

VENICE BEACH - Tom Cruise had just finished having dinner at The Shaped Like a Boot Italian Restaurant when he was greeted by Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo. Cruise has always liked Miss San Guacamole because she has never made him s...

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Funny story: Madonna Feeling Miserable

Madonna Feeling Miserable

BROOKLYN - It's being reported that Madonna's manicurist has disclosed that the aging songstress has been having some horrendous mood swings as of late. Madonna, who is 54, recently told Hollywood Innuendo that she feels like the music world is st...

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Funny story: The Highlights of 2012

The Highlights of 2012

Every year, going back to the beginning of time, has had its highlights and even its lowlights. Tittle Tattle Tonight's Senior Reporter Pico de Gallo has poured over hundreds of stories which appeared in 2012, in such celebrity publications and entertainment news programs as Bedroom Pillow Talk, iRumors, Hollywood Innuendo, The Tinsel Town Times Tribune, The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle, and T...

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