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Funny story: Sadness In Laker Land As Kobe Bryant Is Finished For The Season

Sadness In Laker Land As Kobe Bryant Is Finished For The Season

LOS ANGELES - Jack Nicholson has hinted that he may want to get his money refunded for the remaining Laker home games. The Laker Girl cheerleaders are in tears and a tremendous cheer has gone up in the state of Colorado. The leader of the Laker...

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Funny story: Los Angeles Lakers Fans Say It's Time For Coach Mike D'Antoni To Hit The Road

Los Angeles Lakers Fans Say It's Time For Coach Mike D'Antoni To Hit The Road

LOS ANGELES - Lakers fans are still reeling from witnessing the worst defeat in the history of the boys in purple and gold and they are asking that Coach D'Antoni be fired. The Lakers were walloped all over the place by their neighbors the Los Ang...

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Funny story: Phil Jackson Says He's Ready To Take A Head Coaching Job

Phil Jackson Says He's Ready To Take A Head Coaching Job

NEW YORK CITY - Phil Jackson was in the Big Apple to make an appearance on his long time friend Larry King's talk show The Viagra View. Phil was asked how he was enjoying retirement. He grinned and said that it was great not having to listen to Ja...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Hints That Whenever He Retires From Basketball He May Run For Mayor of Los Angeles

Kobe Bryant Hints That Whenever He Retires From Basketball He May Run For Mayor of Los Angeles

LOS ANGELES - Sports Balls Illustrated Daily has just broken the story regarding Los Angeles Lakers superstar Kobe Bryant's political aspirations. Rufus Reno with SBID said that he talked with Kobe and he sounded upbeat considering that he is in v...

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Funny story: Jack Nicholson Tells Kobe Bryant He'll Pay For Him To Visit A Louisiana Voodoo Woman

Jack Nicholson Tells Kobe Bryant He'll Pay For Him To Visit A Louisiana Voodoo Woman

LOS ANGELES - There isn't much joy in LakerLand these days as the boys in the purple and gold are currently sitting in last place in the NBA's Western Conference Pacific Division. The Lakers own a dismal 20-39 record but insist that if Kobe Bryant...

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Funny story: Jason Collins, The First Openly Gay Professional Athlete, Signs With The Brooklyn Nets

Jason Collins, The First Openly Gay Professional Athlete, Signs With The Brooklyn Nets

LOS ANGELES - Jason Collins, who is 34-years-old, has just become the first openly gay player in any of the four major professional sports. Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily said that the 7-foot tall center, who will wear #98, comment...

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Funny story: Jay Leno Says He Wants To Buy The Los Angeles Lakers

Jay Leno Says He Wants To Buy The Los Angeles Lakers

LOS ANGELES - Now that Jay Leno is no longer the host of The Tonight Show he has had a lot of time to go out to dinner, attend some concerts, and catch a couple of Los Angeles Lakers games. Leno spoke with Hercules Confetti of Sporting Chance Maga...

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Funny story: The Los Angeles Lakers Want Shaquille O'Neal - The Big Fella Says, "Nopers"

The Los Angeles Lakers Want Shaquille O'Neal - The Big Fella Says, "Nopers"

LOS ANGELES - The once proud Los Angeles Lakers are struggling along with a dismal 18-35 record. At that rate they will most certainly all be watching the NBA playoffs at home on their super gigantic big screen TV's. The Kobe-less Lakers just cann...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant: I Will Play In The NBA All-Star Game If I Have To Do It On Crutches

Kobe Bryant: I Will Play In The NBA All-Star Game If I Have To Do It On Crutches

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant who says he feels like the poster boy for NBA basketball injuries says that he is tired of being hurt and injured. The Los Angeles Laker has had several injuries within the past year that many NBA fans feel could spell th...

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Funny story: Penny Marshall of Laverne and Shirley Fame Reveals She's A Lesbian

Penny Marshall of Laverne and Shirley Fame Reveals She's A Lesbian

LA BREA, California - Penny Marshall sat at a table at The La Brea Tar Pits Diner and spoke with Ty Tickler of Hollywood Innuendo. The 70-year-old actress said that she had hid the fact that she was lesbionic for a long, long time. She explaine...

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Funny story: Injury Prone Kobe Bryant Talks About Retiring

Injury Prone Kobe Bryant Talks About Retiring

LOS ANGELES - Los Angeles Laker Kobe Bryant, one of the NBA's best players, has sadly joined the ranks of sports athletes who eventually become injury prone. Bryant speaking with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily said that he will do wh...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Hurt Again - Out For At Least 6 Weeks

Kobe Bryant Hurt Again - Out For At Least 6 Weeks

LOS ANGELES - There is no joy in LakerLand as their super star Kobe Brayant has once again gotten hurt. This time he received a fracture of his lateral tibial plateau as well as some bruising to his tongue. The injury is not a good one for a 25...

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Funny story: Khloe Kardashian Files For Divorce From Lamar Odom On Friday The 13th

Khloe Kardashian Files For Divorce From Lamar Odom On Friday The 13th

HOLLYWOOD - Well it will certainly be a Friday the 13th that Lamar Odom will not soon forget. His wife Khloe Kardashian, 29, has filed for a divorce on grounds of Alienation of Caressititis Boomba Boom. The couple was married in September of 2...

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Funny story: The Oklahoma City Thunder Crush The Los Angeles Lakers 122-97 - Kobe Bryant Is Now (0-3)

The Oklahoma City Thunder Crush The Los Angeles Lakers 122-97 - Kobe Bryant Is Now (0-3)

OKLAHOMA CITY - Friday the 13th proved to be good for the Oklahoma City Thunder and horrendous for the Los Angeles Lakers. The Thunder stomped the Lakers 122-97 on a night when the Lakers Kobe Bryant only scored 4 points. The game which was pla...

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Funny story: The LaLaLand Lakers Are 0-2 Since Kobe Bryant's Return

The LaLaLand Lakers Are 0-2 Since Kobe Bryant's Return

LOS ANGELES - The Los Angeles Lakers fans have been waiting patiently for their superstar Kobe Bryant to return to the Staples Center and the NBA's greatest ball hog finally did. But since his triumphant return complete with a fist bump from Coach...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Headed To Germany

Kobe Bryant Headed To Germany

LOS ANGELES - Reports coming out of LakerLand say that Kobe Bryant the star and player-coach of the Lakers is headed to Germany. Sporting Chance Magazine reports that Bryant will be having a medical procedure done at one of Germany's leading hos...

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Funny story: LeBron James Says He Will Stay With The Miami Heat and Will Not Be Joining Kobe Bryant's Lakers

LeBron James Says He Will Stay With The Miami Heat and Will Not Be Joining Kobe Bryant's Lakers

MIAMI - Newlywed LeBron James has finally made it official and stated that he has decided to remain with the Miami Heat and will not be heading out west. James had been asked by Lakers player-coach Kobe Bryant to join him and become a member of th...

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