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Funny story: Kobe Bryant: I Hated Playing With Shaquille O'Neal, He Was One Lazy Bro

Kobe Bryant: I Hated Playing With Shaquille O'Neal, He Was One Lazy Bro

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant's body may be hurting but there is certainly nothing wrong with his mouth as former teammate Shaquille O'Neal has found out. Bryant met with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily at a Giggling Guacamole Restaurant...

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Funny story: The Last Place Milwaukee Bucks Beat The Los Angeles Lakers 108-105

The Last Place Milwaukee Bucks Beat The Los Angeles Lakers 108-105

MILWAUKEE - Buckaroo Kazoo, sportswriter with The Turnstile Review stated that one would have thought that the Bucks had clinched a playoff berth as they went wild after beating the Left Coast Lakers. Coach Larry Drew's Bucks team has now improved...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Says That Justin Bieber's Career Is Pretty Much Over

Kobe Bryant Says That Justin Bieber's Career Is Pretty Much Over

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant was talking about basketball with Zorro La Bamba of The Sports Bet Gazette. He was asked about the Lakers and if they will ever return to the greatest of years past. Kobe, who isn't shy replied, "Yeah, once I get mysel...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Says That President Obama Could Play For The Lakers

Kobe Bryant Says That President Obama Could Play For The Lakers

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant spoke with Rufus Reno a reporter with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily. Reno asked him how he was feeling. Kobe shook his head and replied that he kind of feels like Wynonna Judd, John Goodman, and David Crosby all jumped o...

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Funny story: The Los Angeles Lakers Are Considering Laying Off Half of Their Cheerleaders

The Los Angeles Lakers Are Considering Laying Off Half of Their Cheerleaders

LOS ANGELES - The owners of the Los Angeles Lakers are really catching it from the Lakers fans who are fed up with the team losing, losing, and losing. The boys in purple and gold presently have a very dismal 22-44 record (worst in the entire NBA)...

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Funny story: The L.A. Lakers Offer To Trade Pau Gasol, The Entire Laker Girls Cheerleaders, and $20 Million To The Oklahoma City Thunder For Kevin Durant

The L.A. Lakers Offer To Trade Pau Gasol, The Entire Laker Girls Cheerleaders, and $20 Million To The Oklahoma City Thunder For Kevin Durant

LOS ANGELES - There is no joy in LaLaLand home of the once proud Los Angeles Lakers as the boys in purple and gold have fallen to 22-44 for the worst record in the entire NBA Western Conference. Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily wrote...

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Funny story: The Los Angeles Lakers Woes Continue As Now Steve Nash Is Finished For The Season

The Los Angeles Lakers Woes Continue As Now Steve Nash Is Finished For The Season

LOS ANGELES - The Lakers Nation has been hit pretty hard on back-to-back days. First Kobe Bryant announces that he is done for the NBA season and now Steve Nash has said that he is following in his teammate Kobe's footsteps and he will not play f...

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Funny story: Could Kobe Bryant Be Replacing Charles Barkley At TNT Sports?

Could Kobe Bryant Be Replacing Charles Barkley At TNT Sports?

ATLANTA - There are rumblings in the front office at TNT Sports regarding Kobe Bryant. Now that Los Angeles Lakers doctors have said that Bryant is out for the rest of the season TNT is considering hiring the Lakers superstar to be a sports analys...

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Funny story: Sadness In Laker Land As Kobe Bryant Is Finished For The Season

Sadness In Laker Land As Kobe Bryant Is Finished For The Season

LOS ANGELES - Jack Nicholson has hinted that he may want to get his money refunded for the remaining Laker home games. The Laker Girl cheerleaders are in tears and a tremendous cheer has gone up in the state of Colorado. The leader of the Laker...

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Funny story: Los Angeles Lakers Fans Say It's Time For Coach Mike D'Antoni To Hit The Road

Los Angeles Lakers Fans Say It's Time For Coach Mike D'Antoni To Hit The Road

LOS ANGELES - Lakers fans are still reeling from witnessing the worst defeat in the history of the boys in purple and gold and they are asking that Coach D'Antoni be fired. The Lakers were walloped all over the place by their neighbors the Los Ang...

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Funny story: Phil Jackson Says He's Ready To Take A Head Coaching Job

Phil Jackson Says He's Ready To Take A Head Coaching Job

NEW YORK CITY - Phil Jackson was in the Big Apple to make an appearance on his long time friend Larry King's talk show The Viagra View. Phil was asked how he was enjoying retirement. He grinned and said that it was great not having to listen to Ja...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Hints That Whenever He Retires From Basketball He May Run For Mayor of Los Angeles

Kobe Bryant Hints That Whenever He Retires From Basketball He May Run For Mayor of Los Angeles

LOS ANGELES - Sports Balls Illustrated Daily has just broken the story regarding Los Angeles Lakers superstar Kobe Bryant's political aspirations. Rufus Reno with SBID said that he talked with Kobe and he sounded upbeat considering that he is in v...

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Funny story: Jack Nicholson Tells Kobe Bryant He'll Pay For Him To Visit A Louisiana Voodoo Woman

Jack Nicholson Tells Kobe Bryant He'll Pay For Him To Visit A Louisiana Voodoo Woman

LOS ANGELES - There isn't much joy in LakerLand these days as the boys in the purple and gold are currently sitting in last place in the NBA's Western Conference Pacific Division. The Lakers own a dismal 20-39 record but insist that if Kobe Bryant...

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Funny story: Jason Collins, The First Openly Gay Professional Athlete, Signs With The Brooklyn Nets

Jason Collins, The First Openly Gay Professional Athlete, Signs With The Brooklyn Nets

LOS ANGELES - Jason Collins, who is 34-years-old, has just become the first openly gay player in any of the four major professional sports. Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily said that the 7-foot tall center, who will wear #98, comment...

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Funny story: Jay Leno Says He Wants To Buy The Los Angeles Lakers

Jay Leno Says He Wants To Buy The Los Angeles Lakers

LOS ANGELES - Now that Jay Leno is no longer the host of The Tonight Show he has had a lot of time to go out to dinner, attend some concerts, and catch a couple of Los Angeles Lakers games. Leno spoke with Hercules Confetti of Sporting Chance Maga...

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Funny story: The Los Angeles Lakers Want Shaquille O'Neal - The Big Fella Says, "Nopers"

The Los Angeles Lakers Want Shaquille O'Neal - The Big Fella Says, "Nopers"

LOS ANGELES - The once proud Los Angeles Lakers are struggling along with a dismal 18-35 record. At that rate they will most certainly all be watching the NBA playoffs at home on their super gigantic big screen TV's. The Kobe-less Lakers just cann...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant: I Will Play In The NBA All-Star Game If I Have To Do It On Crutches

Kobe Bryant: I Will Play In The NBA All-Star Game If I Have To Do It On Crutches

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant who says he feels like the poster boy for NBA basketball injuries says that he is tired of being hurt and injured. The Los Angeles Laker has had several injuries within the past year that many NBA fans feel could spell th...

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