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Funny story: Los Angeles Mandates That All Homeless Signs Must Now Be In English and In Spanish

Los Angeles Mandates That All Homeless Signs Must Now Be In English and In Spanish

LOS ANGELES - Caving in to strong public opinion Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti has just issue a Mayoral Directive that he says will go into effect at 12:03 a.m. on Thursday, August 22. Mayor Garcetti informed the news media that after receiving...

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Funny story: Detroit Goes Bankrupt: China Is Seriously Considering Buying The City

Detroit Goes Bankrupt: China Is Seriously Considering Buying The City

DETROIT - After months of speculation and wondering when the hammer will fall, the hammer has finally fallen on the once proud city of Detroit. The city has had to file for bankruptcy due to the fact that the Detroit City Fund only has $13.53 in t...

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Funny story: Booger King introduces new Bun Burgers

Booger King introduces new Bun Burgers

MIAMI, FL - Booger King spokesman Stanley Snodgrass announced the fast-food giant's introduction of a new menu item that will be offered only at franchises in beach and summer resorts. "It's a little risqué," Snodgrass confessed. "The buns are sha...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Kicked Out of The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic

Lindsay Lohan Kicked Out of The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic

LOS ANGELES - Well as they say the squeaky wheel gets the grease and in this case all of Lindsay Lohan's four wheels were squeaky. According to Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo, the executive director and staff at The Henry & Betty...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Admits That There Is Only One Person Who Can Straighten Her Out

Lindsay Lohan Admits That There Is Only One Person Who Can Straighten Her Out

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan (#73013) is not the most popular resident at The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic but she is certainly the most boisterous. Rehab clinic nurse Cadenza Costapino told Fuchsia Garfunkel with The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chr...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley and Melissa McCarthy To Star In "Liposuction - The Movie"

Kirstie Alley and Melissa McCarthy To Star In "Liposuction - The Movie"

LOS ANGELES - TouchRock Films in association with Left Coast Libido Pictures has just announced that shooting will soon begin on Bandini Borrapelli's comedy Liposuction - The Movie. A spokesperson for TouchRock told Pia Confetti with Celebrity Glo...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan To Auction Off Bras and Panties To Help Pay For Her Rehab Stay

Lindsay Lohan To Auction Off Bras and Panties To Help Pay For Her Rehab Stay

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan has now been at The Henry & Betty Ford Clinic for three weeks. And the Hollywood starlet is reportedly so bored she is starting to chew on the bedspread. An unnamed source said that Lindsay pretty much keeps to hers...

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Funny story: Lindsay "Rehab" Lohan Illegally Buys A Bottle of Beer For $19

Lindsay "Rehab" Lohan Illegally Buys A Bottle of Beer For $19

LOS ANGELES - A source who works at The Henry & Betty Ford Clinic in Rancho Mirage has told Bedroom Pillow Talk that Lindsay Lohan (patient #73013) wants to leave the rehab center so bad she can taste it. The source stated to BPT's Carolina Ch...

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Funny story: The Grammy Awards Show - Kelly Clarkson Says Her Weight Gain Is Due To Happiness

The Grammy Awards Show - Kelly Clarkson Says Her Weight Gain Is Due To Happiness

LOS ANGELES - LL Cool J hosted The 55th Annual Grammy Awards Show from The Staples Center in Los Angeles. At the start of the show he reminded everyone that CBS executives had issued a memorandum stating that they did not want any of the women pre...

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Funny story: L.A. Cops Riot and Torch Stations after Fellow Officer doesn't Beat Black Man Pulled Over for Speeding

L.A. Cops Riot and Torch Stations after Fellow Officer doesn't Beat Black Man Pulled Over for Speeding

Los Angles - LA citizens have detained 36 police officers believed to be involved in what are being termed a 'cop riot" caused by the lack of a proper beating not given to a Black man pulled over for a traffic violation. City authorities moved on...

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Funny story: North Korea Says It Now Has A Missile That Can Reach East Los Angeles

North Korea Says It Now Has A Missile That Can Reach East Los Angeles

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Political Drive Thru Window News Agency, which is based in the nation's capital, has just announced that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has issued an official state department bulletin. Speaking before a crowd gathered at a...

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Funny story: LA DA says 'Bieber too big a pussy to have hurt a guy in a fight last May'

LA DA says 'Bieber too big a pussy to have hurt a guy in a fight last May'

LOS ANGELES, California (ABSNN) - The LA County District Attorney's office declined to charge "tween star" Justine Bieber, 18, for a "fight" he had with a photographer last May. According to an Assistant District Attorney, "In all seriousness, we c...

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Funny story: Angelinos Hijack Endeavor on way to California Science Center

Angelinos Hijack Endeavor on way to California Science Center

Los Angeles, CA. Shortly after Endeavor turned onto La Cienega Blvd heading towards Westchester, several MS-13 gang members surrounded the security entourage and pulled automatic weapons demanding the hydraulic systems be cannibalized for their rides...

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Funny story: Michelle Obama To Debate Ann Romney

Michelle Obama To Debate Ann Romney

NEW YORK CITY - The Epitome Television Network has announced that they have just finalized plans for the first ever Presidential Election Wives Debate. The idea for the unique debate between President Obama's wife Michelle and Mitt Romney's wife A...

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Funny story: L.A. To Close Down All Marijuana Shops

L.A. To Close Down All Marijuana Shops

LOS ANGELES - Literally thousands of high school and college students are extremely upset at a statement that has just been issued by Mayor Antonio "El Hey Dude" Villaraigosa. Speaking before hundreds of members of the news media Mayor V, as Linds...

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Funny story: What The Frack Is Going On? Top Environmentalists Are Pushing For Fracking Around Los Angeles?

What The Frack Is Going On? Top Environmentalists Are Pushing For Fracking Around Los Angeles?

A strange new development has occurred in the continued battle behind the oil industry and environmentalists over the use of fracking. Fracking, for those unfamiliar with the term, is the new art of pumping chemical laden water back into an undergrou...

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Funny story: David Beckham, creator of 'Bend it Like Beckham', in promising move to open Rehab Centres.

David Beckham, creator of 'Bend it Like Beckham', in promising move to open Rehab Centres.

Los Angeles, California: LA Galaxy lost 4-3 against rivals San Jose recently. In the final minute of the match, David Beckham was able to 'rehabilitate' an injured player with a 'Bend it Like Beckham' dead ball shot. It was reported that David B...

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