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Funny story: Lord of The Rings Director Sent Back to Middle-Earth to make J.R.R. Tolkien's Epic Prequel to the Prequel, the absolute latest from Christopher Tolkien

Lord of The Rings Director Sent Back to Middle-Earth to make J.R.R. Tolkien's Epic Prequel to the Prequel, the absolute latest from Christopher Tolkien

London, England - After New Line Cinema announced he would not be directing The Hobbit, his reward for his box office success of his film adaptation of J.R.R Tolkein's The Lord of the Rings, Peter Jackson manages to re-emerge with yet another Mid...

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Funny story: 10 Reasons why Legend was better than Lord of the Rings

10 Reasons why Legend was better than Lord of the Rings

I know that several of you may not have agreed with my previous article regarding the superiority of the 1980s hit Willow to the 2000s hit Lord of the Rings. Despite my proof, I feel it necessary to continue my quest to prove that Lord of the Rings is just a knock off. So, without further delay, here are ten reasons why the 1985 classic "Legend" is better than "Lord of the Rings.&qu...

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Funny story: 10 Reasons why Willow was better than Lord of the Rings

10 Reasons why Willow was better than Lord of the Rings

Ever notice how similar films are becoming these days? Is this a recent thing, or are we to continue suffering through the same plots over and over again simply because producers are unwilling to toss the dice at risqué new films?...

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Funny story: New Lord of Rings Director Named

New Lord of Rings Director Named

Lord of the Rings director Peter Jackson has been told he will be replaced by veteran British screen director Gerald Thomas for the next film adaptation of a JRR Tolkien novel.

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Funny story: Gandalf bored with beard - tries for sideburns

Gandalf bored with beard - tries for sideburns

Gandalf, beloved wizard and astrologer, has announced today in Cosmopolitan Wizz magazine, that he is attempting to grow some "wicked sideburns". In the article, the one some call Mithrandir, said:...

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Funny story: Lion's Gate Announces New Collector's DVD Releases

Lion's Gate Announces New Collector's DVD Releases

Special Edition, Director's Cut and Unrated DVD releases of popular films have been a staple on video store shelves for the last few years. Lately (more specifically, since the release of the Extended versions of Peter Jackson's "Lord of the Rings" t...

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Funny story: Orlando Bloom gets his ears

Orlando Bloom gets his ears

Lord of the Rings star, Orlando Bloom, has recently announced that he will be having a plastic surgery in the near future. Not just any plastic surgery. Bloom, who played the elven prince Legolas in Lord of the Rings, will be having his ears stretc...

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Funny story: Gollum Fired from Hobbit Movie

Gollum Fired from Hobbit Movie

Gollum, one of the stars of movie director Peter Jackson's epic Lord of the Rings trilogy, has been dramatically sacked from the cast of The Hobbit.

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Funny story: Shrek 2 faces global boycott

Shrek 2 faces global boycott

Lord of the Rings fans across the world are urging a boycott of Shrek2.

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Funny story: Hobbits Invade the Oscars: Will the Lord of the Rings Travesty Ever End?

Hobbits Invade the Oscars: Will the Lord of the Rings Travesty Ever End?

Last night's Academy Awards saw Peter Jackson and his Lord of the Rings Trilogy astoundingly rewarded.

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Funny story: Lord of the Rings Trilogy to be Recalled

Lord of the Rings Trilogy to be Recalled

When somebody mentions the Lord of the Rings, you may think of one of two things. The first being a masterpiece by J.R.R Tolkien, and the second, 3 masterpieces by Peter Jackson. But starting immediately, the latter will disappear and become only a v...

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Funny story: Oh, Lord, The Ring

Oh, Lord, The Ring

So I was there outside the Cineplex on line for tickets to see the last installment of The Lord Of The Rings- The Return of the King. Sitting huddled against the side of the theatre was a homeless guy, all dirty and stinking of cheap gin. He was dressed in tattered but garishly colorful clothing; bright yellow boots that had seen better days and a torn blue jacket, all stained and worn. He had a...

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