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Funny story: London Hit by Pube Chaos

London Hit by Pube Chaos

The announcement yesterday of the end of the week-long action by members of the Razor Retailers Union created chaos in London as it coincided with last night's tube strike. Thousands irritated by the recent scarcity of razors left work early to...

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Funny story: Thomas the Tank Engine goes on Strike

Thomas the Tank Engine goes on Strike

It was another Monday morning in London Toy Town and Thomas the Tank Engine was all set to carry the miserable commuters to their work destinations. He was doing the underground shift this week. How he loved to travel through those dark tunnels where no one could see him picking up the workers with their interesting body odours. As he prepared himself for the day ahead, he noticed out of the...

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Funny story: Runaway Train in Disgrace

Runaway Train in Disgrace

Thomas the Tank Engine is to head an enquiry into why The Runaway Train , which has always gone up the hill, broke all rules sworn to by all nursey rhyme characters to never transgress into human life. A sorrowful Little Miss Muffet cried as she a...

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Funny story: Runaway Thomas The Tank Engine causes havoc on London underground!

Runaway Thomas The Tank Engine causes havoc on London underground!

The London underground system was thrown into chaos today as Thomas The Tank Engine released his breaks and went on a joy ride! Thomas was assisting engineers mending the rails (an endless task on the antiquated network) and he got bored. Thoma...

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Funny story: "Please stand clear of the doors or everyone will drown."

"Please stand clear of the doors or everyone will drown."

Boris Johnson has promised to cheer up commuters with a Victoria Line extension that will rival Thorpe Park for thrills and spills. Brixton to Loughborough Junction will be like any other tube journey, however between Loughbrough Juction and Cambe...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole And Katie Price Rescue 'Confused' Man On London Underground

Cheryl Cole And Katie Price Rescue 'Confused' Man On London Underground

Cheryl Cole out of Girls Aloud, and Katie Price, out of Jordan, leapt to the assistance of an 'alcoholically relaxed' man and considerately gave him directions how to get to Waterloo Station yesterday evening. The man, thought to be originally fro...

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Funny story: London Underground to go International

London Underground to go International

Commuters on the Northern Line were recently told to expect months of delays and a reduced service whilst rail engineers perform 'urgent upgrades' to the aging tube line. However, a spokesman for T.F.L. (Transport For London) has revealed that the...

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Funny story: Spoof's Own Madame Bitters to Be New Voice of London' s Undergound Tubes!

Spoof's Own Madame Bitters to Be New Voice of London' s Undergound Tubes!

The London Tube Consortium, LLC, today announced the replacement of long time Tube Commentator Emma Clarke, with the fresh new voice of Madame Bitters, a sometimes blues singer, cake baker, and all around female voice, and conscience, of The Spoof.Co...

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Funny story: Peter Hendy to Americanize London Underground

Peter Hendy to Americanize London Underground

Commissioner for Transport For London Peter Hendy is no stranger to controversy. After proposals for the capital's Vertical Bus scheme in 2003 he found the sharp end of an deranged social activist's bb gun; costing him an eye and the custody of his c...

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Funny story: London's Wealthiest Going Underground

London's Wealthiest Going Underground

Planning restrictions and protection orders in some of London's most exclusive neighbourhoods have meant that building expansion is quite often out of the question. So developers have hit on a new solution - develop below ground. And the rich are...

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Funny story: Women Gets Pregant On Tube

Women Gets Pregant On Tube

LONDON Oxford Circus - A Turkish woman has become the sixty fith person to get pregnant on London's underground rail network since it opened 1 year ago, the transport authority confirmed twice on Friday. Jolie Mumnaba was traveling with her boyfri...

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Funny story: Really Interesting Conversation Overheard on London Tube

Really Interesting Conversation Overheard on London Tube

Metropolitan Line London- During the 17:45 Baker Street to Harrow on the Hill journey today, the passengers on the second to last carriage were treated to an intensly interesting conversation between an unamed and somewhat plain (but trying really ha...

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Funny story: Reclusive billionaire plasters London Underground with spoof Obama teaser ads

Reclusive billionaire plasters London Underground with spoof Obama teaser ads

London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): A reclusive UK billionaire has spent an estimated $10 million on a spoof Obama advertising campaign on London Underground. It features the future US President, upcoming UK Prime Monster David Cameron and the CER...

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Funny story: Transport for London announce new tube line for tourists only

Transport for London announce new tube line for tourists only

Work is about to begin on London's new tube line due to open in Spring 2012. However the new line is somewhat different to existing lines such as the Northern, Central and Bakerloo, in as much as it is for use by tourists only and will include ma...

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Funny story: Today's London Dry Metro Seems a Scary Place

Today's London Dry Metro Seems a Scary Place

Canada Dry may be a harmless little ale of ginger. Martini Dry sounds like a thirsty Italian. But the London Dry Metro became a house of horrors. Last night's Farewell to Alcohol Party looked like the worst things could get, all with the vomiting...

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Funny story: No fatalities in tube train crash - politicians blame Network Rail

No fatalities in tube train crash - politicians blame Network Rail

A major incident, earlier today, thankfully saw no casualties when an underground train from the Bakerloo Line ran aground off the coast at Ramsgate in Kent.

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Funny story: Tube Suicide Bomb Man Jailed, or even Gaoled

Tube Suicide Bomb Man Jailed, or even Gaoled

A civil servant who claimed to be a drunken Muslim Scottish suicide bomber has been jailed.

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