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Funny story: Celebrities arrested during London Riots

Celebrities arrested during London Riots

Pauline Quirk and David Jason have been arrested during the London riots. "We were quite surprised to find them in our cells," said Chief of the Metropolitan Police, Felicity Kendal. "And they weren't the only well known names to grace our cells."...

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Funny story: Rioters target shops they like

Rioters target shops they like

Rioters in Manchester and London appear to be targeting shops that they like. "We've seen a large number of shops targeted," said detective inspector Gutta Bungh. "Mainly though, they appear to be Miss Selfridge, Top Shop, Elizabeth Duke and Matal...

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Funny story: They've Gorn Orf To Live In The Tower!

They've Gorn Orf To Live In The Tower!

The Queen and Prince Philip have moved home to Her Majesty's Royal Palace and Fortress 'The Tower of London'. The decision has been taken because of the recent riots in the capital. The plan now is for Buckingham Palace to become a new London museum.

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Funny story: United Nations troops needed for the United Kingdom

United Nations troops needed for the United Kingdom

LONDON, England: In scenes reminiscent of the Blitz, the populace of England are being terrorised by gangs of thugs. Norman Brennan the former British Transport Police officer and founder of the Victims of Crime Trust, has made this statement on na...

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Funny story: London Riots: Police Arrests On 'Cyclists With No Lights' Down

London Riots: Police Arrests On 'Cyclists With No Lights' Down

The London Riots which have been raging in the capital and now other cities for the last three nights have already had a marked effect on the number of arrests made by the police in other areas of crime, it has been reported. The riots, which have...

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Funny story: London Riots Spread To Bangkok

London Riots Spread To Bangkok

The unsightly riots that have gripped the city of London over the last three nights have now made their presence felt in other parts of the world, and have even spread to the far-off outpost of the Thai capital of Bangkok, it has been claimed. The...

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Funny story: London Riots: Rich People Quaking In Their Boots After Girl's Frank Admission

London Riots: Rich People Quaking In Their Boots After Girl's Frank Admission

Rich people all over England have been 'quaking in their boots' this morning after a girl interviewed by the BBC admitted that she had taken part in the London Riots to show those with businesses and the police, that the Poor People could do whatever...

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Funny story: Manchester Riots: MP's Enraged

Manchester Riots: MP's Enraged

Manchester has suffered the worst riots and public unrest in the city's history. Yobs, youths, and grown men that should know better, laid siege to the centre of Manchester last night. A government spokesman said early this morning: "These fol...

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Funny story: Riots: Police blame lack of intelligence

Riots: Police blame lack of intelligence

A spokesperson for New Scotland Yard, Chief Inspector White, known as Whitewash of The Yard, has blamed "a lack of Police intelligence." For the poor police response to the rioting of the past few nights in the streets of London and other British cit...

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Funny story: England Riots: Public Enemy Number One

England Riots: Public Enemy Number One

England was tonight bracing itself for yet another night of civil unrest and rioting. Violence and destruction is no longer confined to London and the London boroughs, and has now spread as far as Manchester and Leeds, Bristol, Wolverhampton and Birm...

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Funny story: Chiswick vigilantes to defend Turnham Green

Chiswick vigilantes to defend Turnham Green

Reports are coming in from Chiswick that a band of rowdy yoga mums have looted the artisan bakery and made off with all the walnut and sun blushed tomato bread. The angry mob, wearing pink pashminas to cover their faces, were seen to perform seve...

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Funny story: The Clash reach No. 1 as London's Burning!

The Clash reach No. 1 as London's Burning!

In the wake of the horrendous riots gutting the suburbs of London, the eighties punk band, The clash, have decided to re-release their superb hit of yesteryear, "London's Burning". Within 5 minutes it had sold out in London shops that weren't affe...

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Funny story: Doomsday! Obama Prepares to Evacuate Capitol, Activate Northcom, Cancel Election!

Doomsday! Obama Prepares to Evacuate Capitol, Activate Northcom, Cancel Election!

In a shocking breach of security reports have leaked out that Obama is prepared to activate his "Doomsday" plan to insure his re election under the guise of a 'National Emergency" which would threaten the stability of the United States of America!...

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Funny story: London Riots: Chiswick Man Demands Explanation

London Riots: Chiswick Man Demands Explanation

A west London man is demanding to know why rioters who have run amok in London over the past few days have ignored Chiswick. Garfield Menshevik, 42, was looking forward to an enforced day off after watching the riots on the TV news on Monday night...

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Funny story: London Riots spread to Dublin

London Riots spread to Dublin

Hot on the heels of the recent unrest in London, it has been reported that riots have now spread to Dublin. There were rumours last night that up to 3 pints of Guinness had been spilled in the past two hours in the centre of Dublin, and Irish Prim...

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Funny story: London's Burning! Riots Persist for Another Night

London's Burning! Riots Persist for Another Night

Prime Minister David Cameron has cut short his holiday abroad and is trying to book a flight back to the UK to take control of the serious situation in the capital where thousands of youths have seized control of the streets. The rampaging youth...

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