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Funny story: Gordon Brown "Disappointed" At Election Result, May Resign

Gordon Brown "Disappointed" At Election Result, May Resign

Prime Minister Gordon Brown has said he is disappointed at this week's local election results, and is going to give members of the Cabinet "a piece of his mind" in the Commons next week. Later, he told his wife, Sarah,...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson In 'Prime Minister Mix-up'

Boris Johnson In 'Prime Minister Mix-up'

Boris Johnson was last night declared the winner of the London Mayoral Election after a landslide victory over his main rival Ken Livingstone, but even as the results emerged, confusion reigned in the Johnson camp.

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Funny story: Boris & Ken Demand Recount After Brian Is Crowned Pearly Queen of London

Boris & Ken Demand Recount After Brian Is Crowned Pearly Queen of London

The London Mayoral result was sensationally overturned in the early hours of this morning when lawyers acting for Lib Dem candidate Brian Paddick invoked an arcane London bye-law forbidding heterosexual men with the initials 'K' or 'B'...

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Funny story: Failed Spoof Writers Flood London Election

Failed Spoof Writers Flood London Election

TheSpoof.com denies flooding the London Mayoral Election with failed writer candidates.

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Funny story: A Socialist, a Gay Bobbie and Boris and Natasha Walk into an Election...

A Socialist, a Gay Bobbie and Boris and Natasha Walk into an Election...

Sound like the opening of a bad joke? And so it is, as the election for Lord High Mayor of London comes down to the wire. Londoneers across the sprawling, grid-locked (sorry, Red Ken) metropolis are still trying to make up their minds amid the three...

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Funny story: Mayoral hopeful Brian Paddywacker still #1 gay choice, Boris Badenov showers to increase appeal

Mayoral hopeful Brian Paddywacker still #1 gay choice, Boris Badenov showers to increase appeal

In the latest Mayoral polls, Brian Paddywacker remains the clear choice of the gay community based on his excellent track record of good personal grooming and despite his relatively catty demeanor, although Boris Badenov recently increased hi...

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Funny story: Timmy Mallett Enters Race for London Mayor

Timmy Mallett Enters Race for London Mayor

Timmy "Mr Entertainer" Mallett is the most recent last minute entry to the race for Mayor of London. Dressed in garish, throw-away fashions from Primark, the 52 year-old plans to take the race by storm.

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Funny story: Free skunk for school leavers says mayoral hopeful Boris

Free skunk for school leavers says mayoral hopeful Boris

London - (Rizla Mess): All school leavers gaining five good GCSEs and two A Levels will be allowed to grow a bit of their own in a young persons business initiative announced by Boris Johnson.

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Funny story: Backfiring for Lord Mayor of London

Backfiring for Lord Mayor of London

Well, with the 1st of May not far off (rumour has it that it may even be a day nearer tomorrow), the mayoral candidates for London are backfiring on all cylinders.

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Funny story: Boris Sulks: But I'm On Elton's Xmas List!

Boris Sulks: But I'm On Elton's Xmas List!

The spokesman for Tory Mayor of London candidate Boris Badenov announced this morning in a hastily-called press briefing that Boris was 'hurt and quite, quite upset' at news that Sir Elton John is now backing Lib Dem rival Brian Paddywacker,...

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Funny story: Ali G makes comeback as Boris Johnson

Ali G makes comeback as Boris Johnson

Londoners awoke to the news that Tory Mayoral candidate Boris Johnson isn't a real person but is a fictional character created by local funny-man Sacha Baron Cohen.

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Funny story: Su Pollard to run for London Mayor; Paul Shane to Run for King

Su Pollard to run for London Mayor; Paul Shane to Run for King

Su Pollard, star of comedy classics Hi-De-Hi, and Oh, Dr Beeching has announced her bid to run as Mayor of London, against Ken Livingstone and Boris Johnson.

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Funny story: Livingstone Unveils Plans To Extend The Congestion Charging Zone

Livingstone Unveils Plans To Extend The Congestion Charging Zone

King of London, Ken Livingstone, is set to extend the area of the congestion charging zone, the controversial area that some say has been a success, from next week.

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Funny story: Wotcher Cock? Noo College In London Town

Wotcher Cock? Noo College In London Town

Cor strewth! Would'ja Adam and Eve it squire? For it's just been announced that Mayor and King of London, Ken Livingstone, is setting aside funding for the Capital's first ever cock-en-ee college.

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