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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Laughs At The Pregnant Rumors

Lindsay Lohan Laughs At The Pregnant Rumors

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The latest rumor fresh out of the Left Coast Rumor Mills is that Lindsay Lohan is now as they say in Utah, with child. Lohan who spent most of her summer in rehab laughed as she told Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk tha...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Points Out That Her Rehab Clinic Stay Has Made Her Much Prettier

Lindsay Lohan Points Out That Her Rehab Clinic Stay Has Made Her Much Prettier

LA BREA, California - Lindsay Lohan was having lunch at the world famous La Brea Tar Pits Diner with the host of American Idol Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest. Lohan has said that Ryan is one of the few Hollywood celebrities who did not turn his back on h...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Vows That Her Automobile Accident Days Are Over

Lindsay Lohan Vows That Her Automobile Accident Days Are Over

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Lindsay Lohan has said that the three months she spent in rehab did wonders for her. She told her mom that she now sees that she was headed on the road to ruin and she has decided to act her age instead of her shoe size as they say...

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Funny story: Dennis Rodman Is Back In North Korea

Dennis Rodman Is Back In North Korea

NEW YORK CITY - Dennis Rodman has reportedly landed in Pyongyang, North Korea where he will be the personal guest of his close friend North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. North Korea's national news agency The Rice Paddy has reported that Mr. Rodman r...

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Funny story: North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un Says Lindsay Lohan Is One Sexy Babe

North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un Says Lindsay Lohan Is One Sexy Babe

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Un has just told a reporter for the national news agency, The Rice Paddy Whack that he watched Lindsay Lohan guest host on Chelsea Lately and he said that Lohan is one sexy babe. Kim Jon...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Favorite Bar Names A Drink After Her

Lindsay Lohan's Favorite Bar Names A Drink After Her

MARINA DEL REY - Lindsay Lohan has made it known in the past that out of all of the bars and lounges she has been in her very favorite one is The Drunk Duck Lounge in Marina Del Rey. Lindsay has been going there for the past three years and she ha...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Is Finally Out of Rehab

Lindsay Lohan Is Finally Out of Rehab

LOS ANGELES - The staff and patients at The Cliffside Manor Rehab Clinic in Los Angeles were thrilled to see Lindsay "The Whiner" Lohan finally leave the facility. Lohan had originally been placed at The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic but the...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Wants A Conjugal Visit Bad

Lindsay Lohan Wants A Conjugal Visit Bad

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan says that she is so bored with her rehab stay that she actually spends a lot of time counting her freckles. She still needs about another 30 days to go before she is discharged from the rehab clinic. According to Mac...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Wants A Baby - California Tells Her If She Has A Baby Her Probation Will Be Revoked

Lindsay Lohan Wants A Baby - California Tells Her If She Has A Baby Her Probation Will Be Revoked

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan still has a little over four more weeks in rehab before she is released. An unnamed source stated that when Lohan is released she will have to be released under the supervision and guardianship of an adult. Her mothe...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Turning Into A Rehab Mess

Lindsay Lohan Turning Into A Rehab Mess

LOS ANGELES - One of Lindsay Lohan's fellow rehab clinic patients has just stated that she really fears for the health of the freckle-faced actress. The patient who spoke on grounds of anonymity told Bedroom Pillow Talk's Vodka Vermicelli that Lin...

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Funny story: Samantha Ronson Divulges That She Wants No Part of A Lesbian Relationship With Lindsay Lohan

Samantha Ronson Divulges That She Wants No Part of A Lesbian Relationship With Lindsay Lohan

LOS ANGELES - Samantha Ronson has disclosed that she has received two letters from her ex-lesbian girlfriend Lindsay Lohan. Lohan is presently confined to a rehab clinic and has stated that she has never felt more alone. Ronson who was engaged...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Reflects on Her Rehab Clinic Stay

Lindsay Lohan Reflects on Her Rehab Clinic Stay

LOS ANGELES - A custodian at the rehab clinic where Lindsay Lohan is serving her 3 month mandatory confinement has said that he has never seen a patient who is in such a state of denial, confusion, and boredom than Lindsay Lohan. He commented that...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Spends Her 27th Birthday Bored To Tears In Her Rehab Clinic

Lindsay Lohan Spends Her 27th Birthday Bored To Tears In Her Rehab Clinic

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan has just turned 27 and she says that she can already feel that she has matured quite a bit since being in rehab. Lohan, reportedly confessed, to a fellow patient, that even though she hates every minute of rehab she kno...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber's Manager Says The Biebs Is Going To Pot!

Justin Bieber's Manager Says The Biebs Is Going To Pot!

BOISE, Idaho - Justin Bieber's concert performance at The Mashed Potatoes Arena in Boise was less than stellar according to Chipper Caruso with Cowbell Notes Music Magazine. Caruso said that halfway through Bieber's performance of his hit song "Bo...

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Funny story: A List of Lindsay Lohan's 10 Favorite Bars

A List of Lindsay Lohan's 10 Favorite Bars

It is no secret that Hollywood starlet Lindsay Lohan loves to take a drink every now and then, and now and then, and now and then. Lohan has been referred to as a celebrity camel who has a propensity for consuming alcohol that is pretty much unrivaled in the land of broken bright light dreams known as Tinsel Town. Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo recently sat down with the freckle-face...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Kicked Out of The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic

Lindsay Lohan Kicked Out of The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic

LOS ANGELES - Well as they say the squeaky wheel gets the grease and in this case all of Lindsay Lohan's four wheels were squeaky. According to Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo, the executive director and staff at The Henry & Betty...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Denies That Her Erotic Sex Tape Is A Publicity Stunt

Paris Hilton Denies That Her Erotic Sex Tape Is A Publicity Stunt

BEVERLY HILLS - Friends of Paris Hilton say that she is trying her hardest to keep from showing that she is thrilled that Lindsay Lohan is in rehab. According to Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors, Paris actually flew down to Louisiana to meet with Ma...

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