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Funny story: Briefing Papers on Libya found in Oilcan

Briefing Papers on Libya found in Oilcan

A Minister - who cannot be named because he is involved with international development - inadvertly placed secret papers in a spare oil can and threw them in his dustbin. A dustman - seeing the papers - knew where to take them. I told him several...

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Funny story: Gaddafi's valet, saucier and Shih Tzu dogs take refuge at The Casbah in Algiers; mysterious stunt double Charles Boyer - dead since 1978 - among them

Gaddafi's valet, saucier and Shih Tzu dogs take refuge at The Casbah in Algiers; mysterious stunt double Charles Boyer - dead since 1978 - among them

Algiers - Libyan leader and international jewel thief Muammar Gaddafi's valet Fred, his saucier Hedy Lamar, stunt double Charles Boyer, and pampered dogs Hannibal and Mohammed arrived in Algiers Monday, state media reported. The government has inf...

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Funny story: Libyan with dreadful David Essex barnet sought in 1984 WPC shooting case

Libyan with dreadful David Essex barnet sought in 1984 WPC shooting case

London - The bouffant back-combed tresses probably kept their bounce and shine through daily indulgence with the Head N Shoulders a Met Police trichologist said today as images of the suspect were posted online. UK media sites named the alleged cu...

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Funny story: Hugh Hefner Sends 100 Playboy Bunnies to Lure Colonel Gadaffi Out of Hiding

Hugh Hefner Sends 100 Playboy Bunnies to Lure Colonel Gadaffi Out of Hiding

In a daring move to smoke out Gadaffi, who since the fall of Tripoli has gone into hiding, the new government of Libya has accepted help from the Playboy Mansions and the generosity of its owner Hugh Hefner. 100 Playboys Bunnies are currently mak...

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Funny story: Gaddafi In Need Of A Hiding

Gaddafi In Need Of A Hiding

Common ground has been reached between rebels and supporters of missing Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi, with both sides agreeing that he is in need of a hiding. A temporary ceasefire was called over the misunderstanding, with Gaddafi's supporters...

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Funny story: Gaddafi agrees to surrender if he can become a Kardashian

Gaddafi agrees to surrender if he can become a Kardashian

Tripoli, Libya - Libyan dictator Muammar Gaddafi has issued his terms of surrender from his secret compound here. The former strongman and sunglass aficionado provided only one condition for giving himself up to NATO authorities. "I want to join...

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Funny story: David Cameron Encourages Libyans to Loot Gadaffi's Homes and Favourite Shops

David Cameron Encourages Libyans to Loot Gadaffi's Homes and Favourite Shops

British leaflets are being dropped across Tripoli written in both Arabic and Eton English to encourage locals to loot Gadaffi's homes and the shops that are allied with his hated regime in order to add further shame and humiliate the retreating presi...

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Funny story: Pix of 'decapitated' bronze Queen's head in Tripoli cause massive aftershocks in Balmoral!

Pix of 'decapitated' bronze Queen's head in Tripoli cause massive aftershocks in Balmoral!

Scotland - Images of fallen idol Muammar Gaddafi's decapitated bronze head pictured in a Tripoli kickabout have set off huge tremors at Balmoral Castle. Palace flunkies were ordered to black out the offending pix from Her Majesty's breakfast Red T...

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Funny story: Lybian Rebels Overtaken By Unions

Lybian Rebels Overtaken By Unions

In a surprising turn of events in Lybia this evening, the rebels who recently overthrew the brutal dictator Muammar Gaddafi have suffered their own defeat. After a mere 19 hours, the stronghold the rebels held on Martyr Square has been replaced...

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Funny story: Libya Travel Warning For Tourists

Libya Travel Warning For Tourists

Libya has joined an ever-growing list of worldwide destinations to which travellers should pay close attention if they are planning a trip to the country in the near future. An annoying war has sprung up between the forces of Colonel Gaddafi, the...

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Funny story: Sky News Reporter Alex Crawford Rushed To Tripoli Hospital

Sky News Reporter Alex Crawford Rushed To Tripoli Hospital

Reports currently indicate that Sky News reporter, Alex Crawford, has been rushed to hospital in Tripoli in the back of a pickup truck, with her protective helmet stuck firmly to her head. As Gaddafi loyalists fought a desperate rearguard action,...

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Funny story: Libya's Libyan Disaster

Libya's Libyan Disaster

I was joined by the wife of our intrepid reporter on the streets of Tripoli as his image came through on our television screen. 'What is that terrible hat he has got on?' she cried in alarm. I explained it was to stop bullets going through his head. 'But no one can see his lovely hair' she groaned. There was more bad news to come. 'His colour coordination is terrible' said the loyal wi...

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Funny story: Colonel Gaddafi stripped of his rank

Colonel Gaddafi stripped of his rank

The first act of the new rebel leadership in Libya is to strip Gaddaffi of his military rank. "It's been ridiculous," said, Haffa Sigarat, one rebel leader. "I've only been in the military for three weeks, and I'm already a major. He's been a colo...

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Funny story: Sarah Jessica Parker blamed as Libyan state TV goes off air

Sarah Jessica Parker blamed as Libyan state TV goes off air

Tripoli - Months of dire Sex & The City repeats followed by non-stop 24/7 airings of the two movie sequels have taken their toll on the Libyan uprising. This afternoon rebel forces advancing on Tripoli took the decision to humanely kill-off th...

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Funny story: Libya bombs neighborhood, Syria fires rockets--a pleasant reminder that there's shit going in places other than Iraq

Libya bombs neighborhood, Syria fires rockets--a pleasant reminder that there's shit going in places other than Iraq

HARFOLD, VT-The past week's worth of fighting in Syria and Libya has been seen as a breath of fresh air for those sick and tired of hearing about suicide bombings in Bagdad and Kabul. "Let someone else rip the shit out of each other," said a senio...

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Funny story: UN Offers Qadaffi a Ski Chalet in Switzerland and a Bunch of Other Stuff if he Would just, Like, You know, Fucking Leave

UN Offers Qadaffi a Ski Chalet in Switzerland and a Bunch of Other Stuff if he Would just, Like, You know, Fucking Leave

The United Nations has offered a whole bunch of "goodies", including a Swiss Ski Chalet to Libyan dictator Muammar Qadaffi if he would just "fucking leave the country so that they can declare victory and let all the rebels fall into disarray and kill...

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Funny story: Allies to use weaponry made from pork

Allies to use weaponry made from pork

Recent rhetoric emerging from Tripoli exhorts Islamic fundamentalists to keep fighting, as dying in battle for their God is the greatest honour. MI6 have been working hard to find a solution to this depth of extremism, and they have come up with...

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