The oil producing facilities of Libya were unexpectedly saved by rats, which chewed through wiring attached to a "Doomsday Device", according to sources in Tripoli. The elaborate underground facility constructed and run by Col. Gadaffi included a...
Representatives from the Libyan provisional government have announced that the next dictator of Libya will be selected using a competitive format modelled upon the American reality show "American Idol" The surprise decision is designed to build cl...
A Minister - who cannot be named because he is involved with international development - inadvertly placed secret papers in a spare oil can and threw them in his dustbin. A dustman - seeing the papers - knew where to take them. I told him several...
Algiers - Libyan leader and international jewel thief Muammar Gaddafi's valet Fred, his saucier Hedy Lamar, stunt double Charles Boyer, and pampered dogs Hannibal and Mohammed arrived in Algiers Monday, state media reported. The government has inf...
London - The bouffant back-combed tresses probably kept their bounce and shine through daily indulgence with the Head N Shoulders a Met Police trichologist said today as images of the suspect were posted online. UK media sites named the alleged cu...
In a daring move to smoke out Gadaffi, who since the fall of Tripoli has gone into hiding, the new government of Libya has accepted help from the Playboy Mansions and the generosity of its owner Hugh Hefner. 100 Playboys Bunnies are currently mak...
Common ground has been reached between rebels and supporters of missing Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi, with both sides agreeing that he is in need of a hiding. A temporary ceasefire was called over the misunderstanding, with Gaddafi's supporters...
Tripoli, Libya - Libyan dictator Muammar Gaddafi has issued his terms of surrender from his secret compound here. The former strongman and sunglass aficionado provided only one condition for giving himself up to NATO authorities. "I want to join...
British leaflets are being dropped across Tripoli written in both Arabic and Eton English to encourage locals to loot Gadaffi's homes and the shops that are allied with his hated regime in order to add further shame and humiliate the retreating presi...
Scotland - Images of fallen idol Muammar Gaddafi's decapitated bronze head pictured in a Tripoli kickabout have set off huge tremors at Balmoral Castle. Palace flunkies were ordered to black out the offending pix from Her Majesty's breakfast Red T...
In a surprising turn of events in Lybia this evening, the rebels who recently overthrew the brutal dictator Muammar Gaddafi have suffered their own defeat. After a mere 19 hours, the stronghold the rebels held on Martyr Square has been replaced...
Libya has joined an ever-growing list of worldwide destinations to which travellers should pay close attention if they are planning a trip to the country in the near future. An annoying war has sprung up between the forces of Colonel Gaddafi, the...
Reports currently indicate that Sky News reporter, Alex Crawford, has been rushed to hospital in Tripoli in the back of a pickup truck, with her protective helmet stuck firmly to her head. As Gaddafi loyalists fought a desperate rearguard action,...
I was joined by the wife of our intrepid reporter on the streets of Tripoli as his image came through on our television screen. 'What is that terrible hat he has got on?' she cried in alarm. I explained it was to stop bullets going through his head. 'But no one can see his lovely hair' she groaned. There was more bad news to come. 'His colour coordination is terrible' said the loyal wi...
The first act of the new rebel leadership in Libya is to strip Gaddaffi of his military rank. "It's been ridiculous," said, Haffa Sigarat, one rebel leader. "I've only been in the military for three weeks, and I'm already a major. He's been a colo...
Tripoli - Months of dire Sex & The City repeats followed by non-stop 24/7 airings of the two movie sequels have taken their toll on the Libyan uprising. This afternoon rebel forces advancing on Tripoli took the decision to humanely kill-off th...
HARFOLD, VT-The past week's worth of fighting in Syria and Libya has been seen as a breath of fresh air for those sick and tired of hearing about suicide bombings in Bagdad and Kabul. "Let someone else rip the shit out of each other," said a senio...
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