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Funny story: Pennsylvanian Woman Executed For Overdue Library Book

Pennsylvanian Woman Executed For Overdue Library Book

Harrisburg PA-- A Brookhaven woman was executed at midnight for an overdue library book. Michelle Critter, 45, went to her death in the electric chair crying softly. She was the first woman executed in Pennsylvania in over forty years. Ms. Crit...

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Funny story: Bush Opts For Video Store Instead Of Presidential Library

Bush Opts For Video Store Instead Of Presidential Library

Bush's Video Land opened today along the highway linking Crawford, Texas to the rest of the world. A burgeoning business ensued immediantly upon opening as die hard Bush fans from around the U.S. descended like locusts upon it. Some were enth...

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Funny story: George W. Bush Selects Location For Presidential Library

George W. Bush Selects Location For Presidential Library

President George W. Bush, who will leave office within 100 days, has selected a site for his Presidential Library. The building will be located in the Dallas suburb of Irving and is easily accessible from several area freeways. "We done decided t...

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Funny story: McCain Kicks Librarian Out Of Town-Hall Meeting

McCain Kicks Librarian Out Of Town-Hall Meeting

Denver, Colorado - In an effort to keep the peace, John McCain's security forces ordered the Denver Police, (public servants salaried by tax payers) to throw out 62-year-old librarian Carol Kreck from a Town-Hall meeting on charges of trespassing...

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Funny story: "Librarian Hotties" Calendar Planned for 2008

"Librarian Hotties" Calendar Planned for 2008

ATLANTA, GA (AP Newsliar) -- The American Library Association (ALA) is issuing its first ever "Librarian Hotties" calendar. The calendar will be available for ordering this November.

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Funny story: God And Lucifer Hold Secret Meeting

God And Lucifer Hold Secret Meeting

Inside a library of Victorian splendor. A sign on the door reads: "NO SOLICITORS".

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Funny story: Action Stationery!

Action Stationery!

Vandals have once more struck out at a community lifeline. This time the Lower Trunion mobile library has been the target of 'mindless deeds of wanton destruction,' according to library driver Paige Turner.

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Funny story: Spoof Bus Breaks Down; Delusional Writers Fear The Worst

Spoof Bus Breaks Down; Delusional Writers Fear The Worst

Out on a lonely stretch of highway somewhere in the middle of the New Mexican desert, somewhere in a song by Lowell George, or 70's pop rock group "America," Spoof reporters say that their bus broke down, leaving them s...

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Funny story: Little Library on The Prairie--Where 'Larry the Cable Guy' Meets Monty Python--Premiers on NBC

Little Library on The Prairie--Where 'Larry the Cable Guy' Meets Monty Python--Premiers on NBC

A new sit-com on NBC is making headlines across the nation. Little Library on the Prairie is about a municipal library in a small farming community in the South. The show features a vast array of red-necks trying to learn how to read and loo...

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Funny story: True - but thats life !

True - but thats life !

This is absolutely true A couple of days ago, I was ripping Cd's to my PC Music Library. I used one of these programmes that let you put cd in slot, then they fill in all the details of artist, track title, etc, from their details to use in your music library.

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Funny story: Brian Nichols Given Overdue Book Fine

Brian Nichols Given Overdue Book Fine

ATLANTA (AP) The Fulton County Public Library has fined Brian Nichols ten cents for allegedly keeping a book past its due date. Mary Snowden, a worker in the library's circulation department said, "We don't understand why Brian didn't return the book...

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Funny story: George W. Bush Library Opening February 2005

George W. Bush Library Opening February 2005

U.S. President George "Wimpy" Bush announced today that he will be opening his presidential library in Spring 2005. Most presidents don't establish libraries until after they are out of office. "I'll be lucky if I'm still allowed in the U.S., let...

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