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Funny story: Why All Liberals Have Chicken Lips

Why All Liberals Have Chicken Lips

Just as I would not wish to be called a socialist because I have a social security number, I can understand that for many liberals conceived in the heat of a barnyard encounter between a Rhode Island Red and their mama, why they would feel discomfort being labeled a chicken-lipped liberal. Having been the first to describe Senator John Kerry as being a liberal, slack jawed, chicken-lipped jacka...

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Funny story: Liberal Methodology for Making a Mountain out of a Molehill Exposed

Liberal Methodology for Making a Mountain out of a Molehill Exposed

Washington DC: The Democratic left wing liberals have figured out how to divert people's attention from real bread and butter issues to amorphous smoke and mirrors crusades, e.g. climate change/global warming. The Democratic National Committee (DNC) has issued a handbook outlining a procedure to the left wing faithful for creating big unsolvable issues. These issues allow House Speaker Pelosi...

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Funny story: Liberals Screw Themselves Royally

Liberals Screw Themselves Royally

Land of Oz: Republican laughter was heard throughout the castle in the evening, after the great house Democratic liberals screwed themselves royally by passing a scarlet tinged health bill. Empress Pelosi thought she was so politically astute at p...

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Funny story: American Medical Association Defines Liberalism as a Disease

American Medical Association Defines Liberalism as a Disease

Doctors working at the Univ. of TX., in Austin have petitioned the American Medical Association to define and treat Liberalism as a disease, not unlike Alcoholism. After evaluating the study the AMA has agreed. Liberal behavior, they define as mixtur...

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Funny story: Far Left repudiates Far Right's surrender

Far Left repudiates Far Right's surrender

SALT LAKE CITY, Utah - Pope Rush Limbaugh of the Far Right Conservative Christian Republicans attempted to surrender to Pope Michael Shermer of the Far Left Liberal Secular Humanist Democrats today, prompting an outcry from Lefties throughout Ame...

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Funny story: Portland, Oregon Apartment Complex Increases Rents to Pay for "Foot Baths & Prayer Rugs", Promises Eviction for Tenants Who Fly US Flag!

Portland, Oregon Apartment Complex Increases Rents to Pay for "Foot Baths & Prayer Rugs", Promises Eviction for Tenants Who Fly US Flag!

Residents of the 'Poison Ivy' Apartments, a 250 unit apartment complex in scenic Oregon, a state that has moved extremely to the left in recent years, woke up to find that their monthly rentals were going way up, at the same time they faced evictio...

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Funny story: Conversion of a Liberal Tops Box Office Records

Conversion of a Liberal Tops Box Office Records

Hollywood CA: Universal Studios grossed $150 million over the weekend with its new smash hit motion picture "Conversion of a Liberal." The movie is based upon the fictional novel by Ronald Wilson Goldwater that claims to be an unauthorized biograp...

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Funny story: Liberals Celebrate Sotomayor in Sotto Voce

Liberals Celebrate Sotomayor in Sotto Voce

US liberals are so happy about Obama's nomination of a Puertoriqueno dama as a Supreme Court Justice that they don't know what to do. After so many years of suffering through the Bush family appointments of Italian- American fascists and self hat...

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Funny story: Taliban Making Progress in Pakistan, Says Ann-ul Majahideen al-Coulter

Taliban Making Progress in Pakistan, Says Ann-ul Majahideen al-Coulter

MINGORA, PK - When General Musharaf ousted Pakistan's Prime Minister Sharif in 1999, he proceeded to "force liberal ideals down conservative Pakistani throats for nearly a decade," according to Ann-ul Majahideen al-Coulter, a controversial yet popul...

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Funny story: Obama Outs Himself

Obama Outs Himself

In a surprise move, President Obama publicly announced that he is a liberal. Apparently, he had known for a long time about his true political orientation but chose to hide it from everyone including his own family. "Yes, I am a liberal," said O...

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Funny story: California Fast Food Chain Names New Breakfast Special After Mom of Octuplets: Egg McMuslim!

California Fast Food Chain Names New Breakfast Special After Mom of Octuplets: Egg McMuslim!

San Francisco, CA/ Fertility Clinic News - A California fast food chain specializing in take out food for illegal aliens on the run, capitalized on the notoriety achieved by Nadya Suleman, the 33 year old unmarried mother of 14, including the recent...

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Funny story: Bill O'Reilly Calls The Internet "Liberal"

Bill O'Reilly Calls The Internet "Liberal"

The internet is "liberal" according to Fox News comedian Bill O'Reilly. The aging Fox News commentator and mic cutter Bill O'Reilly claims he knows that the internet is liberal because there were more Barack Obama ads than there were John McCain a...

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Funny story: Michele Bachmann: Reduce Farming Costs by Feeding Cattle Liberals

Michele Bachmann: Reduce Farming Costs by Feeding Cattle Liberals

Minneapolis, Minn. -- In an interview with a Twin Cities' radio station today, Minnesota rep. Michele Bachmann floated the idea of providing struggling American farmers with free feed and fertilizer consisting of ground up liberals. "It's a win/w...

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Funny story: Liberals are Brain Dead

Liberals are Brain Dead

Orange County CA: A study of Liberal thinkers has been conducted by the Coulter Astrological College of Analytics (CACA), a conservative think tank, located here. CACA employed behavioral science (BS) techniques to reach the conclusion that Liberals...

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Funny story: Liberalism causes brain cancer

Liberalism causes brain cancer

A study performed at Massachusetts General Hospital revealed today that liberalism causes seizures, brain tumors, and cancer. This study will go hand-in-hand with Ted Kennedy's recent health problems and is currently suspected to be the main cau...

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Funny story: Bring me the head of David Mamet

Bring me the head of David Mamet

The international Arts community last night issued a fatwa on playwright David Mamet after he admitted he was no longer a "brain dead liberal".

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Funny story: Ontario Premier Applauds HPV Vaccine, 'Anti-Slut' Vaccine In Works

Ontario Premier Applauds HPV Vaccine, 'Anti-Slut' Vaccine In Works

Crosby, Ontario - Today marked another day of accolades as Ontario Premier Dalton McGuinty addressed an assembled crowd at the International Plowing Match in Crosby Ontario as part of his electoral campaign efforts. The crowd hushed as Prem...

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