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Funny story: UFO Sighted Over the Nation's Capitol

UFO Sighted Over the Nation's Capitol

Washington DC: An extremely bright light was visually observed hovering high over the White House. The light could be seen as far away as Chicago IL, yet area air traffic control RADAR screens were completely blank. The light was definitely identi...

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Funny story: Liberal Democrats to 'pull out of politics' after Harry Potter withdraws his wand

Liberal Democrats to 'pull out of politics' after Harry Potter withdraws his wand

The Liberal Democrats appeared to throw in the towel last night after boy magician Harry Potter told the world he would no longer magic up votes for them. A senior party member told the spoof politics correspondent "Thats it! Game over for us - no...

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Funny story: Cameron admits the austerity measures haven't worked

Cameron admits the austerity measures haven't worked

David Cameron has finally admitted that his plan to reduce the British debt figure hasn't worked. The debt figure is now ten percent higher than it was under labour, and has topped one trillion pounds for the first time in history. "I know it soun...

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Funny story: Chuck Norris to Represent Chuck Norris Party in Bid for Presidency

Chuck Norris to Represent Chuck Norris Party in Bid for Presidency

Following what many believe to be examples of ridiculous and juvenile leadership styles from the Republican candidates on the debate trail as well as from the Democrats in Washington, Chuck Norris has decided to take the U.S. Presidency in 2013. No...

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Funny story: Danny Alexander to Change Middle Name by Deed Poll

Danny Alexander to Change Middle Name by Deed Poll

Chief Secretary of the Treasury, Danny Alexander, has today confirmed that he has been asked to officially change his middle name from "Grain" to the more commonly used "Fucking". "It's true," said Alexander himself, whilst straightening George Os...

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Funny story: Nick Clegg to organise meetings with Lib-Dem supporters who are unhappy with Coalition!

Nick Clegg to organise meetings with Lib-Dem supporters who are unhappy with Coalition!

Deputy Prime Minister, and Lib-Dem leader Nick Clegg, has instructed his deputy to organise meetings throughout the country to arrange for meetings with Lib-Dem supporters and voters, in an effort to ascertain their true feelings about the suicidal m...

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Funny story: Lib Dems try to ban topless women

Lib Dems try to ban topless women

The Liberal Democrats' latest policy has been a boob with voters - they would like to ban topless women from all media. Among titters from the audience, a spokesman from the party announced at the Lib Dem conference that breasts in the media shou...

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Funny story: White Bulger Reward Scam Tied to Iceland, UBS, and Rogue Trader as Plot Unravels!

White Bulger Reward Scam Tied to Iceland, UBS, and Rogue Trader as Plot Unravels!

INTERPOL is now looking into the nefarious connection between the recent capture of Whitey Bulger, the bogus reward payout, the Icelandic Mafia, and the Rogue Trader at UBS responsible for a $2.5B bad investment bet! After 16 years on the lam,...

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Funny story: President Icarus Flies into NJ Shutting Down all Air Corridors; Chaos Results in Windfall for Pittsburg!

President Icarus Flies into NJ Shutting Down all Air Corridors; Chaos Results in Windfall for Pittsburg!

Thousands of Muslims and Bangladeshi democrat constituents in Paterson, turned out to welcome President Obama as he flew in to the lightly affected region of Paterson, NJ, in the wake of hurricane Irene promising aid, jobs, and extended unemployment...

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Funny story: Surprise! Oprah to Jump Nude Out of 6 Layer Cake at Bama Birthday Bash as Krispy Creme Donut!

Surprise! Oprah to Jump Nude Out of 6 Layer Cake at Bama Birthday Bash as Krispy Creme Donut!

A day before Obama was set to celebrate his birthday in Chicago with yet another party, staffers at the posh Aragon Ballroom let the cat out of the bag concerning plans for the highlight of the show involving Chicago Diva, Billionaire, and head of he...

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Funny story: Woe is Dem: Weiner, Wrangle, Wasserman , Waters And Now Wu, WTF?

Woe is Dem: Weiner, Wrangle, Wasserman , Waters And Now Wu, WTF?

"It's Weally, Weally Woeful," said lisping congressman Barney Frank, (D,Gay,MA) discussing the democrats latest Wrinkle involving sexual harassment charges against David Wu, (D,CA). Wu has been flying under the radar for a long time concerning hi...

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Funny story: Cruise Ship Barack Obama Hits Iceberg

Cruise Ship Barack Obama Hits Iceberg

Halifax Nova Scotia: The Canadian government is reporting that the Cruise Ship Barack Obama struck an iceberg on 15 July 2011 while sailing about 400 miles (640 km) south of the Grand Banks of Newfoundland on the way to the UK. No loss of life was re...

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Funny story: Comments on the Coalition - in rhyme

Comments on the Coalition - in rhyme

The latest submission to the Upper Denture Gazette Ode competition, by Inchcock, presented for your perusal. Beloweth you will find an ode written, About the Coalition, with whom I'm not smitten, Found on the back of the Beano, handwritten, In the hope that someone will listen! The Coalition was formed, and austerity they did enforce, It didn't stop the MPs from going to Ascot racecour...

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Funny story: Ode In Memory of the Lib-Dem Party

Ode In Memory of the Lib-Dem Party

The following poetic diatribe was sent in by a 64 year old, sick, grotesque, unemployed, uneducated lower-class personage from Nottingham. The editor thought it sufficiently morose and applicable for it to be published in the 'Spoof'. The Times, Guardian, The Grots End Gazette, The Freemasons Monthly, and the Sun refused the offer of publishing. The News of the World was going to, but sadly...

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Funny story: David Haye to continue breaking promises with Lib Dem role

David Haye to continue breaking promises with Lib Dem role

David Haye is primed to continue breaking promises made to the nation after Liberal Democrat leader Nick Clegg said a job offer from his party was as inevitable as the 12-round hammering the boxer suffered at the hands Vladimir Klitschko on Saturday...

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Funny story: LibDems Boosted by Scottish Vote

LibDems Boosted by Scottish Vote

There was relief at Lib-Dem HQ when they heard the result of a bye bye election somewhere in Scotland. Well over 500 people had voted LibDem in a show of force that will reinforce their claim to be leading the Nation to the Promised Land. The Prom...

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Funny story: Road Trip! On the Trail Following the Kennedy Mystique ; Drinking and Womanizing in New England!

Road Trip! On the Trail Following the Kennedy Mystique ; Drinking and Womanizing in New England!

Armed with a meager allowance from The Spoof (The US Edition), stringer Wally Wordsmithe is on a 3 week road trip to retrace the famous steps of the infamous Kennedy Clan as he's off to New England to visit some of the Pubs made famous by the gin gu...

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