First it was a squabble over who hadn't flushed the toilet, then disagreements over what sort of coffee to buy and unimportant stuff like House of Lords reform. Now the coalition government is at odds over whose turn it is to wash the pots. Th...
The Prime Minister and the Deputy Prime Minister were in the Peak District for a slap-up lunch with business people who cannot be named. Afterwards, David Cameron was due to travel back to Downing Street in the same car as Nick Clegg. However, the ca...
(1) Ken Livingstone "I don't think he is a fool: but what's my opinion compared to that of millions of others!" (2) Nick Clegg "His supporters would follow him anywhere... mostly out of morbid curiosity!" (3) Ed Miliband "He doesn't let his mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own!" (4) Theresa May "When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet!"...
Washington DC: An extremely bright light was visually observed hovering high over the White House. The light could be seen as far away as Chicago IL, yet area air traffic control RADAR screens were completely blank. The light was definitely identi...
The Liberal Democrats appeared to throw in the towel last night after boy magician Harry Potter told the world he would no longer magic up votes for them. A senior party member told the spoof politics correspondent "Thats it! Game over for us - no...
David Cameron has finally admitted that his plan to reduce the British debt figure hasn't worked. The debt figure is now ten percent higher than it was under labour, and has topped one trillion pounds for the first time in history. "I know it soun...
Following what many believe to be examples of ridiculous and juvenile leadership styles from the Republican candidates on the debate trail as well as from the Democrats in Washington, Chuck Norris has decided to take the U.S. Presidency in 2013. No...
Chief Secretary of the Treasury, Danny Alexander, has today confirmed that he has been asked to officially change his middle name from "Grain" to the more commonly used "Fucking". "It's true," said Alexander himself, whilst straightening George Os...
Deputy Prime Minister, and Lib-Dem leader Nick Clegg, has instructed his deputy to organise meetings throughout the country to arrange for meetings with Lib-Dem supporters and voters, in an effort to ascertain their true feelings about the suicidal m...
The Liberal Democrats' latest policy has been a boob with voters - they would like to ban topless women from all media. Among titters from the audience, a spokesman from the party announced at the Lib Dem conference that breasts in the media shou...
INTERPOL is now looking into the nefarious connection between the recent capture of Whitey Bulger, the bogus reward payout, the Icelandic Mafia, and the Rogue Trader at UBS responsible for a $2.5B bad investment bet! After 16 years on the lam,...
Thousands of Muslims and Bangladeshi democrat constituents in Paterson, turned out to welcome President Obama as he flew in to the lightly affected region of Paterson, NJ, in the wake of hurricane Irene promising aid, jobs, and extended unemployment...
A day before Obama was set to celebrate his birthday in Chicago with yet another party, staffers at the posh Aragon Ballroom let the cat out of the bag concerning plans for the highlight of the show involving Chicago Diva, Billionaire, and head of he...
"It's Weally, Weally Woeful," said lisping congressman Barney Frank, (D,Gay,MA) discussing the democrats latest Wrinkle involving sexual harassment charges against David Wu, (D,CA). Wu has been flying under the radar for a long time concerning hi...
Halifax Nova Scotia: The Canadian government is reporting that the Cruise Ship Barack Obama struck an iceberg on 15 July 2011 while sailing about 400 miles (640 km) south of the Grand Banks of Newfoundland on the way to the UK. No loss of life was re...
The latest submission to the Upper Denture Gazette Ode competition, by Inchcock, presented for your perusal. Beloweth you will find an ode written, About the Coalition, with whom I'm not smitten, Found on the back of the Beano, handwritten, In the hope that someone will listen! The Coalition was formed, and austerity they did enforce, It didn't stop the MPs from going to Ascot racecour...
The following poetic diatribe was sent in by a 64 year old, sick, grotesque, unemployed, uneducated lower-class personage from Nottingham. The editor thought it sufficiently morose and applicable for it to be published in the 'Spoof'. The Times, Guardian, The Grots End Gazette, The Freemasons Monthly, and the Sun refused the offer of publishing. The News of the World was going to, but sadly...
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