The residents of Dullard Kansas have a new business in town, The Red Garter Daycamp and Childrens Self Discovery Center. The Center owned and operated by 24 year old Sugar Kane formerly of Kansas City Missouri, opened its doors on Monday and the kid...
Today we welcome what we are told will be a lighthearted and insightful column by our usual feminist commentator, Val-Grace MacDorkin. Take it away, Val! Many Lesbian Feminists miss out on opportunities to connect with the general public by overlooking popular culture. I will never do this, I love popular culture, so long as it involves no males. Today I am looking at the Sunday Funnies, or Co...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Four high profile lesbians met at The Laughing Beaver Comedy Club in West Hollywood to discuss the amazing anti-gay and lesbian bill that the state of Arizona has just passed. Rosie O'Donnell and Ellen DeGeneres are the co-organiz...
NEW YORK CITY - A spokesperson for the National Football League said that the football commissioner is closely monitoring the situation in Arizona. Governor Jan Brewer, 69, of the Desert State is considering signing a bill which would allow busine...
PHOENIX - Governor Jan Brewer has just announced that the bill which allows merchants to refuse to have gays and lesbians in their stores has passed. Governor Brewer said that it is a great day in Arizona now that the bill known as The Fairy Shopp...
PHOENIX - The state of Arizona has just approved a bill which will allow business merchants to prohibit gays and lesbians from entering their stores. As a result thousands of Arizona gay and lesbian residents have stated that they are getting read...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Ever since spending three months at The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic Lindsay Lohan has said that she is trying to keep on the straight and narrow. She noted that she has pretty much stopped her 24/7 partying ways and is con...
SOCHI, Russia - One of the most popular athletes at the XXII Sochi Olympics is Aruban alpine skier, Margo Hutloop. The 23-year-old was highly touted to possibly win two gold medals but that is not going to happen. During an interview with Italy...
SAN FRANCISCO - National Focus Magazine has just made it known that there is a bakery in San Francisco that is causing quite a stir. It appears that Skippy & Bippy's Sweet Bakery Shop has started charging straight customers more for their wedd...
NEW YORK CITY - Talk show host Kathie Lee Gifford has once again gone and stuck her size 10 shoe in her size 8 mouth. Gifford talking with avowed lesbianite Jodie Foster said that she likes her and other lesbians like Melissa Etheridge, Robin Robe...
LA BREA, California - Penny Marshall sat at a table at The La Brea Tar Pits Diner and spoke with Ty Tickler of Hollywood Innuendo. The 70-year-old actress said that she had hid the fact that she was lesbionic for a long, long time. She explaine...
HOLLYWOOD - In a statement that has many people in the know asking "What?" talk show host Queen Latifah has hinted that she may be getting ready to come out of the closet and announce that she is a lesbianite. Ty Tickler with Hollywood Innuendo wo...
NEW YORK CITY - Liz Cheney, daughter of former Vice-President Dick "WMD" Cheney, has decided to drop out of the Wyoming Senate race. She expalined to GOPicky Magazine that she feels that it is just not the right time for her to hold public office.
NEW YORK CITY - After years and years of denial, Good Morning America's Robin Roberts has finally admitted that she is a practicing lesbianite. The 53-year-old Roberts actually thought that no one knew but she was surprised to learn that roughly 6...
WEST MONROE, Louisiana - Phil Robertson was sitting in his living room watching a rerun of Duck Dynasty with his wife Miss Kay. They had invited Voodoo Dupree of Glamboyant Magazine to visit with them. Voodoo is the sister of Louisiana stand u...
SAN FRANCISCO - A spokesperson representing the San Francisco City Council has just stated that effective immediately the local television station that had been carrying the cable hit show, Duck Dynasty has stated that they are dropping the show.
A New Jersey waitress who received thousands of dollars in gratuities after claiming she received a provocative note in lieu of a tip has been let go by the restaurant at which she worked. Lindsay Lang DeBuono, a 22-year-old former Butch Military...
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