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Funny story: Arizona Passes A Bill Stating That Businessess Can Refuse Gay and Lesbian Customers

Arizona Passes A Bill Stating That Businessess Can Refuse Gay and Lesbian Customers

PHOENIX - Governor Jan Brewer has just announced that the bill which allows merchants to refuse to have gays and lesbians in their stores has passed. Governor Brewer said that it is a great day in Arizona now that the bill known as The Fairy Shopp...

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Funny story: Thousands of Arizona Gays and Lesbians Say They Will Move To New Mexico

Thousands of Arizona Gays and Lesbians Say They Will Move To New Mexico

PHOENIX - The state of Arizona has just approved a bill which will allow business merchants to prohibit gays and lesbians from entering their stores. As a result thousands of Arizona gay and lesbian residents have stated that they are getting read...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Says She Won't Be A Complete Woman Unless Ex-Girlfriend Samantha Ronson Is Back In Her Life

Lindsay Lohan Says She Won't Be A Complete Woman Unless Ex-Girlfriend Samantha Ronson Is Back In Her Life

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Ever since spending three months at The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic Lindsay Lohan has said that she is trying to keep on the straight and narrow. She noted that she has pretty much stopped her 24/7 partying ways and is con...

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Funny story: Aruba's Alpine Skier Disqualified Because She Reveals She's A Lesbian

Aruba's Alpine Skier Disqualified Because She Reveals She's A Lesbian

SOCHI, Russia - One of the most popular athletes at the XXII Sochi Olympics is Aruban alpine skier, Margo Hutloop. The 23-year-old was highly touted to possibly win two gold medals but that is not going to happen. During an interview with Italy...

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Funny story: A Bakery In San Francisco Charges Extra For Straight Marriage Wedding Cakes

A Bakery In San Francisco Charges Extra For Straight Marriage Wedding Cakes

SAN FRANCISCO - National Focus Magazine has just made it known that there is a bakery in San Francisco that is causing quite a stir. It appears that Skippy & Bippy's Sweet Bakery Shop has started charging straight customers more for their wedd...

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Funny story: Kathie Lee Gifford Says Lesbians Need To Get Back In The Closet

Kathie Lee Gifford Says Lesbians Need To Get Back In The Closet

NEW YORK CITY - Talk show host Kathie Lee Gifford has once again gone and stuck her size 10 shoe in her size 8 mouth. Gifford talking with avowed lesbianite Jodie Foster said that she likes her and other lesbians like Melissa Etheridge, Robin Robe...

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Funny story: Penny Marshall of Laverne and Shirley Fame Reveals She's A Lesbian

Penny Marshall of Laverne and Shirley Fame Reveals She's A Lesbian

LA BREA, California - Penny Marshall sat at a table at The La Brea Tar Pits Diner and spoke with Ty Tickler of Hollywood Innuendo. The 70-year-old actress said that she had hid the fact that she was lesbionic for a long, long time. She explaine...

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Funny story: Queen Latifah To Come Out Of The Closet (Again?)

Queen Latifah To Come Out Of The Closet (Again?)

HOLLYWOOD - In a statement that has many people in the know asking "What?" talk show host Queen Latifah has hinted that she may be getting ready to come out of the closet and announce that she is a lesbianite. Ty Tickler with Hollywood Innuendo wo...

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Funny story: Mary Cheney Explains Why Her Sister Liz Cheney Has Dropped Out Of The Wyoming Senate Race

Mary Cheney Explains Why Her Sister Liz Cheney Has Dropped Out Of The Wyoming Senate Race

NEW YORK CITY - Liz Cheney, daughter of former Vice-President Dick "WMD" Cheney, has decided to drop out of the Wyoming Senate race. She expalined to GOPicky Magazine that she feels that it is just not the right time for her to hold public office.

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Funny story: Robin Roberts Finally Admits To Being A Lesbian

Robin Roberts Finally Admits To Being A Lesbian

NEW YORK CITY - After years and years of denial, Good Morning America's Robin Roberts has finally admitted that she is a practicing lesbianite. The 53-year-old Roberts actually thought that no one knew but she was surprised to learn that roughly 6...

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Funny story: Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty: I Told 'em Don't Cha Be Messin' With Us Louisiana Cajuns!

Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty: I Told 'em Don't Cha Be Messin' With Us Louisiana Cajuns!

WEST MONROE, Louisiana - Phil Robertson was sitting in his living room watching a rerun of Duck Dynasty with his wife Miss Kay. They had invited Voodoo Dupree of Glamboyant Magazine to visit with them. Voodoo is the sister of Louisiana stand u...

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Funny story: San Francisco Drops The Duck Dynasty Program

San Francisco Drops The Duck Dynasty Program

SAN FRANCISCO - A spokesperson representing the San Francisco City Council has just stated that effective immediately the local television station that had been carrying the cable hit show, Duck Dynasty has stated that they are dropping the show.

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Funny story: Lesbians love to lie

Lesbians love to lie

A New Jersey waitress who received thousands of dollars in gratuities after claiming she received a provocative note in lieu of a tip has been let go by the restaurant at which she worked. Lindsay Lang DeBuono, a 22-year-old former Butch Military...

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Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell To Play 'The Susan Boyle Story?

Rosie O'Donnell To Play 'The Susan Boyle Story?

Except for the weight problem, no one really expected Rosie O' Donnell to play the 52-year-old singer. "I can lip sync the songs. I can do a good job with all the material Susan has", stated O'Donnell. "Leave it to me. I'll do a good job. It's a...

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Funny story: Ex-Lesbian Anne Heche Confesses That Ellen DeGeneres Caused Her To Go Back To Being Straight

Ex-Lesbian Anne Heche Confesses That Ellen DeGeneres Caused Her To Go Back To Being Straight

VENICE BEACH - Anne Heche has pretty much been out of the Hollywood spotlight since her breakup with Ellen DeGeneres and the svelte blonde says that, that's the way she likes it uh huh uh huh. Anne and Ellen had a flamingly tempestuous relationshi...

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Funny story: Sir Paul McCartney Has Morphed Into K.D. Lang

Sir Paul McCartney Has Morphed Into K.D. Lang

TOKYO, Japan - Currently in the midst of his 'Out There Tour', Japanese concert goers have noticed something unsettling about iconic megastar Paul McCartney's aura. With a career spanning over half a century, the permanent teenaged Mop Top seems to h...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Stuns Her Fans With Her Gay Comment

Britney Spears Stuns Her Fans With Her Gay Comment

SAN FRANCISCO - Britney Spears performed before a sold out audience at The Veni, Vidi, Vici Coliseum. After her second and final encore she told the audience that she wanted to make a little comment. Ms. Spears cleared her throat as the thousa...

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