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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Kelly Monaco and Val Chmerkovskiy Deny The Baby Bump Rumors

Dancing With The Stars: Kelly Monaco and Val Chmerkovskiy Deny The Baby Bump Rumors

HOLLYWOOD - During the 14 seasons that Dancing With The Stars has been on the air there has never been a dance couple who have become closer than Val Chmerkovskiy and Kelly Monaco. The very petite Kelly, who was named after the color; Kelly Green,...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Kirstie Alley and Gilles Marini Are Booted Off In A Double Elimination

Dancing With The Stars: Kirstie Alley and Gilles Marini Are Booted Off In A Double Elimination

HOLLYWOOD - Kirstie Alley did not spend as much time laughing and acting silly on the Dancing With The Stars 'results show' as she did on the 'elimination show.' Kirstie, known as "The California Quake" and her professional dance partner Maksim Ch...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Sabrina Bryan Gets A Perfect Score and Still Gets Eliminated

Dancing With The Stars: Sabrina Bryan Gets A Perfect Score and Still Gets Eliminated

HOLLYWOOD - In a decision that has got to go into the all-time "What In The World?" file, Cheetah Girl, Sabrina Bryan and her professional dance partner Louis Van Amstel were the latest all-star couple to be eliminated from Dancing With The Stars.

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Bristol "The Pistol" Palin Finally Gets The Boot

Dancing With The Stars: Bristol "The Pistol" Palin Finally Gets The Boot

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars judge Len Goodman, AKA The Grouchy Grouch, was overheard saying backstage, after the results show, that it was about damn bloody, bloomin, time that Sarah "The Loose Moose" Palin's daughter Bristol got voted off the...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Paula Abdul Guest Stars As A Judge

Dancing With The Stars: Paula Abdul Guest Stars As A Judge

HOLLYWOOD - Paula Abdul, the woman without a show was asked to be a guest judge on week 4 of Dancing With The Stars: The All-Stars. And the little pint-sized firecracker and former American Idol judge as well as former X-Factor judge jumped at the...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Warns Kirstie Alley To Stop Eating So Much

Dancing With The Stars Warns Kirstie Alley To Stop Eating So Much

HOLLYWOOD - Kirstie Alley admits that she has regained the 100 pounds she lost after her season 12 performance on Dancing With The Stars. And now that she has returned for season 15's edition of DWTS: The All Stars, she has casually admitted that...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: The Judges Put Bristol Palin In Last Place

Dancing With The Stars: The Judges Put Bristol Palin In Last Place

HOLLYWOOD - Bristol "The Pistol" Palin called herself a redneck woman and the ol' gal could very well find herself moseying on back up to Wasilla, Alaska. According to Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole, Bristol and her partner Mark "Tattoo...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: The Story Behind Kirstie Alley's Lip Lock on Tom Bergeron

Dancing With The Stars: The Story Behind Kirstie Alley's Lip Lock on Tom Bergeron

HOLLYWOOD - In what is being called "The Kiss of The New Television Season," millions of fans are wondering what caused Kirstie Alley to suddenly grab Dancing With The Stars host Tom Bergeron and lock lips with him for what seemed to be quite a while...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Kicks Off Season #15

Dancing With The Stars Kicks Off Season #15

HOLLYWOOD - Thirteen couples are competing for the coveted Mirror Ball Trophy on this season's edition of Dancing With The Stars: The All-Stars. Ling Chow Rangoon is covering the celebrity contestants and the professional instructors for iRumors.

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Maksim Chmerkovskiy Says Either Len Goodman Goes Or He Does

Dancing With The Stars: Maksim Chmerkovskiy Says Either Len Goodman Goes Or He Does

VENICE BEACH - Dancing With The Star's professional dancer Maksim Chmerkovskiy was recently seen sunbathing with his lovely girlfriend fellow DWTS pro Peta Murgatroyd. Chmerkovskiy, who is regarded as The Bad Boy of The Ballroom, has not tried to...

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Funny story: Chad Ochocinco Arrested After Headbutting Wife

Chad Ochocinco Arrested After Headbutting Wife

DAVIE, Florida - Chad Johnson, who is better known as Chad Ochocinco, is regarded as one of the most conceited athletes in the history of sports. Dottie Bazooka with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily recently interviewed "Mr. 85" and she came away fe...

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Funny story: Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Peta Murgatroyd May Leave Dancing With The Stars

Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Peta Murgatroyd May Leave Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - One of the most popular professional dancers on the hit reality dance show Dancing With The Stars has dropped a hint as to his future. Maksim Chmerkovskiy, who is known as the "Bad Boy of The Ballroom" mentioned to Tahiti Zeppelin with...

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Funny story: Bristol Palin and Pamela Anderson Are 2 of The 12 Celebrities Picked For Dancing With The Stars' The All-Stars

Bristol Palin and Pamela Anderson Are 2 of The 12 Celebrities Picked For Dancing With The Stars' The All-Stars

HOLLYWOOD - After months of speculating as to which celebrities would be appearing on Season 15 of Dancing With The Stars the wait is finally over. DWTS Host Tom Bergeron announced that the suits (bosses) at ABC have picked 12 former contestants t...

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Funny story: Dane Cook's Goose Is Cooked!

Dane Cook's Goose Is Cooked!

LOS ANGELES - Ling Chow Rangoon with the iRumors News Agency has just stated that Dane Cook has just joined the ranks of fellow insensitive jerks such as Gilbert Gottfried and Tracy Morgan. And Cook accomplished that by making extremely inappropri...

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Funny story: Ron Paul To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

Ron Paul To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

BOISE, Idaho - Congressman Ron Paul's political campaign tour stopped off in Boise, the town where potatoes were first invented hundreds and hundreds of years ago. The native Texan told a crowd that had gathered in the parking lot of the local Bur...

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Funny story: Roger Clemens Agrees To Appear On The Next Edition of Dancing With The Stars

Roger Clemens Agrees To Appear On The Next Edition of Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Tom "The Sad Face" Bergeron, host of Dancing With The Stars, has just announced that Major League Baseball pitcher Roger Clemens will be appearing on the upcoming season of the reality dance show. The shows producer Bernadette Penderle...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars' Maksim Chmerkovskiy Says The Alluringly Sexy Peta Murgatroyd Has Quick-Stepped Into His Heart

Dancing With The Stars' Maksim Chmerkovskiy Says The Alluringly Sexy Peta Murgatroyd Has Quick-Stepped Into His Heart

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - This year's winning couple on Dancing With The Stars was Green Bay Packers wide receiver Donald Driver and professional Australian dancer Peta Murgatroyd. The talented football player showed the nation that not only can he...

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