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Funny story: Skeleton Found Asleep In Bed

Skeleton Found Asleep In Bed

A council worker who broke into a home in the Meanwood area of Leeds to claim unpaid rent arrears from the tenant living there, discovered the skeleton of Mr Jonathan Doe lying in bed. Mr Doe had been a resident at the property for more than fifty...

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Funny story: Leeds United Acquired By Beastly Former Owner

Leeds United Acquired By Beastly Former Owner

The future of Leeds United looks safe this morning after the club was sold back to former owner Ken Beast by grandmother Betty Ramsbottom, who bought it at a car boot sale last weekend.

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Funny story: Leeds United Acquired For £2.50 By Grandmother At Car Boot Sale

Leeds United Acquired For £2.50 By Grandmother At Car Boot Sale

Leeds United, relegated from the Championship to League One at the end of last season, may start the new season after all, thanks to a quick-thinking grandma with an eye for a bargain. The Whites, once-mighty giants of European football, looked do...

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Funny story: Hull City And The Curse Of Death

Hull City And The Curse Of Death

Championship side Hull City have lost out at the eleventh hour in an audacious bid to bring the Brazilian World Cup football star Juninho to their KC Stadium - due to an ANCIENT CURSE. The deadly curse is thought to be one that affects 'once decen...

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Funny story: Leeds United Administrators Called In

Leeds United Administrators Called In

Former Premiership football club Leeds United have called in the administrators. The club, recently relegated yet again, will be punished severely according to Football League rules, and will start next season in League One with

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Funny story: Leeds United: Extra Point "Rubbish" Says Bates

Leeds United: Extra Point "Rubbish" Says Bates

Leeds United officials have described as "rubbish" claims made by The Spoof writer Monkey Woods, that the Yorkshire club has been awarded a precious bonus point by the Football Association...

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Funny story: Leeds United: A Lifeline?

Leeds United: A Lifeline?

Leeds United, relegated from football's Championship at the weekend, were this morning handed an incredible lifeline by the Football Association for their never-say-die attitude at the end of Saturday's 1-1 draw with

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Funny story: Leeds United to Sell Remaining Players on E Bay

Leeds United to Sell Remaining Players on E Bay

In an effort to stabilise the Yorkshire club, Leeds United have taken the drastic steps of offloading their remaining players to other clubs through the internet auction site E Bay.

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Funny story: Sheik Unvak Buys Leeds United

Sheik Unvak Buys Leeds United

The Saudi Arabian Sheik today bought the struggling Premiership side Leeds United. Speculation has been rife with many other Middle Eastern sheiks, such as Sheik Yabuti, also attempting to buy the club. But Sheik Unvak who has paid the total of 42p o...

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Funny story: Leeds United to just 'Give Up'

Leeds United to just 'Give Up'

Leeds United Football Club (LUFC) have this morning announced plans to simply 'give up', in the face of the new and current police investigation into one of their players.

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