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Funny story: Banana thrower cleared of racial abuse on grounds that he's been living under a rock for the last forty years

Banana thrower cleared of racial abuse on grounds that he's been living under a rock for the last forty years

A massive racist who had been caught on camera throwing bananas at a Premier League football player was cleared of all charges of racial abuse at Preston Crown Court yesterday after it was revealed that he'd been living under a rock since 1972. G...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Lawyers Get Bonus after Waxing Her Surfboard

Lindsay Lohan's Lawyers Get Bonus after Waxing Her Surfboard

Call it what you will. Speaking in flowery terms, painting a picture in a positive light, waxing poetic or waxing her surfboard, but Lindsay Lohan's lawyers earned a huge bonus this week after proclaiming her "maturity growth" in front of the press...

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Funny story: The Adventure Of The Missing Christmas Goose Pt X Of X; A Festive Shylock Humes Mystery

The Adventure Of The Missing Christmas Goose Pt X Of X; A Festive Shylock Humes Mystery

When I opened my eyes I saw red coals, licking flames. My left leg was burning. Above me, giant faces loomed; they were contorted hideously. Had I truly descended to hell? I had not. I looked about me. I was in the sitting room at 221b Candlestick Maker Street. The faces were those of Inspector Stanley Livingstone Stanley and - my God! - could it really be my friend Shylock Humes? I moaned, an...

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Funny story: Multinational Corporation Sues Itself

Multinational Corporation Sues Itself

Detroit MI: The Apex Parts Corporation (APC) manufactures parts for all types of commercial vehicles and heavy equipment at locations around the world. APC won a multi-million dollar contract from one of Detroit's big three automakers to design and...

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Funny story: Rodgers and Hammerstein Estate go after Liverpool FC

Rodgers and Hammerstein Estate go after Liverpool FC

The estate of Rodgers and Hammerstein are going after Liverpool Football Club in Liverpool for unclaimed royalties dating back sixty years. "We have discovered," said Roger Shammerstein (no relation), lawyer for the estate, "that Liverpool Associa...

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Funny story: Viewer sues BBC Directors

Viewer sues BBC Directors

Mr Philip Advert will find out today if his high court case against the BBC has been a success. Mr Advert took the company to the court in the Strand as part of a protest against their viewer policy. Lawyers for Mr Advert claim their client was so...

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Funny story: Soldier sues Military top brass

Soldier sues Military top brass

A young soldier will make history today. He is taking the British Army to the law courts in the Strand, where he will claim they made his life a misery, and abused his human rights. Top military lawyer, Colonel Stan Down, says the army are not to...

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Funny story: Deaf man sues Sat Nav company

Deaf man sues Sat Nav company

Mr Ernie Anvil took the stand today at the High court in the Strand. This 43 year old deaf man, is suing sat nav giant, TimTim in a unique case that could see the company hit with multiple lawsuits. Mr Anvil claims, that due to the nature of his d...

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Funny story: News Of The World Psychic Arrested for Tapping Into Spirits of Dead Royals

News Of The World Psychic Arrested for Tapping Into Spirits of Dead Royals

London Police announced today that famed psychic Barry Lastard II has turned himself in to authorities for breaking into the spirit worlds central switchboard. Lastard, one of several psychics employed at The News of the World newspaper, turned h...

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Funny story: "Nothing Remotely Iffy" about that bloke, say Lawyers

"Nothing Remotely Iffy" about that bloke, say Lawyers

Defence Lawyers have moved quickly to point out that the latest information proves there is absolutely nothing to worry about regarding a very well-off and powerful chappy who ran the whole world's finances and wanted to be a President. "Now look...

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Funny story: Super Injunctions - Spectacular Own Goals?

Super Injunctions - Spectacular Own Goals?

All the recent publicity regarding super injunctions appears to prove one thing - super injunctions are a complete waste of time and money, and only serve to focus even greater interest in the stories the litigants are attempting to gag. (Okay, that'...

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Funny story: Bin Laden Unhappy With Virgins, Seeks Groupie Trade with Elvis

Bin Laden Unhappy With Virgins, Seeks Groupie Trade with Elvis

As reported earlier today in Afterlife Magazine, a staff medium successfully channeled the posthumous thoughts of Osama Bin Laden in a recent conversation with Elvis, where Bin Laden appears to be disappointed with his newly acquired bevy of virgins.

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Funny story: Fort Worth Woman's Legal Troubles Due to Daughter's 5 Magical Wishes

Fort Worth Woman's Legal Troubles Due to Daughter's 5 Magical Wishes

Fort Worth: Elizabeth Potter, 41, of the urban Near South Side neighborhood is currently entangled in legal struggles with the city. If it weren't for the unicorn grazing in her backyard, she would move. Potter says it all started when her five-ye...

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Funny story: Bin Laden Should Have Been Arrested And Tried In A Court Of Law Says Lawyer

Bin Laden Should Have Been Arrested And Tried In A Court Of Law Says Lawyer

Whilst most people felt a kind of quiet satisfaction (aside from crowds in New York who went a bit mental) over the slaying of terror mastermind, Osama Bin Laden, there were one or two dissenting voices. Mainly among lawyers, who remain convinced...

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Funny story: Lawyer Serves Court Order Via Facebook - legally.

Lawyer Serves Court Order Via Facebook - legally.

A lawyer has served a court order over Facebook recently. The person being served could not be reached any other way apparently. It's legal and is one one way technology is being used by police worldwide. Now there is NOWHERE you can hide. So if you are a criminal, or in anyway wanted by police or interpol.....GET OFF FACEBOOK NOW.... Behind in alimony payments? cancel your facebook accou...

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Funny story: Court order served, legally, on Facebook

Court order served, legally, on Facebook

A lawyer legally served a court order on Facebook recently. The individual could not be 'found' anywhere, but good old Facebook came through. There is nowhere you can hide if you have a Facebook account. The Courts worldwide are using technology...

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Funny story: The Ultimate Invention - a Threat to Civilization?

The Ultimate Invention - a Threat to Civilization?

A new lie detector said to be accurate to within .000001 of a percent has been hailed by many in America as a major breakthrough in crime detection. Retired CIA scientist and inventor Dr. Ralph Seemore who is currently under police protection is said...

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