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Funny story: Britney Spears Says She Thinks She's Entered Into Menopause

Britney Spears Says She Thinks She's Entered Into Menopause

LAS VEGAS - Britney Spears recently stated that the past two years have put a lot of stress on her. She revealed to Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk that she is starting to feel like the sound of wedding bells are fading fast in the West...

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Funny story: Las Vegas To Build An All-Nude Gambling Casino

Las Vegas To Build An All-Nude Gambling Casino

LAS VEGAS - Reports coming out of Sin City state that gambling casinos are losing billions of dollars annually. The gambling casino industry is naturally very concerned about this detail. The Camel Hump Gambling Casino Corporation has announced...

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Funny story: Britney Spears' Pieces Of Me Performance A Smash Hit In Las Vegas

Britney Spears' Pieces Of Me Performance A Smash Hit In Las Vegas

LAS VEGAS - Britney Spears proved that even though she is still resorting to a bit of lip syncing she can still thrill the crowd. Spears opened up her Pieces of Me performance at The Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino to a strong ovation. She...

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Funny story: Madonna Is Green With Envy At The Success of Britney Spears' Las Vegas Performance

Madonna Is Green With Envy At The Success of Britney Spears' Las Vegas Performance

NEW YORK CITY - Madonna was out returning some Christmas gifts when she was approached by Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors. Miss Rangoon asked Madonna what she thought about the great success that Britney Spears had with her opening performance at T...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Collapsed On Vegas Stage

Miley Cyrus Collapsed On Vegas Stage

Miley Cyrus was rushed to the hospital last night after she collapsed on the stage in Las Vegas after coming there as a guest of Britney Spears. An ambulance was summoned and she was rushed to Las Vegas General Hospital. This morning there has alr...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber's Mom Weds Accountant From Church Of England

Justin Bieber's Mom Weds Accountant From Church Of England

LAS VEGAS, Nevada - In a secret ceremony, under the gaze of a plastic Elvis bust, Justin Bieber's mom, Pattie, 37, wed Niles Dibly, 56, an accountant who works in London for the Church of England. "Well I was travelling alone, taking in the sight...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Furious That She Was Not Invited To The ACA Awards Show

Miley Cyrus Furious That She Was Not Invited To The ACA Awards Show

VENICE BEACH, California - A close friend of Miley Cyrus has just made it known that Miley cannot believe that she was not invited to perform or even attend the ACA Awards Show which were held at The Mandalay Bay Resort & Casino in Las Vegas.

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Funny story: Danica Patrick Is A Big Hit As Co-Host Of The American Country Association Awards Show

Danica Patrick Is A Big Hit As Co-Host Of The American Country Association Awards Show

LAS VEGAS - NASCAR race driver Danica Patrick co-hosted The ACA Award Show at The Mandalay Bay Resort & Casino along with country artist Trace Adkins. And the couple carried on so well one would have thought that they had done this before. Ev...

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Funny story: Spider-Man Furious His Broadway Show Is Closing

Spider-Man Furious His Broadway Show Is Closing

He no longer loves New York, after learning that his show, "Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark," will be closing in January (it hasn't been packing 'em in at the box office). "What I can't figure out," a perplexed Spider-Man has told friends, "is that...

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Funny story: Kaplan's Back, Just In Case You Forgot Him!

Kaplan's Back, Just In Case You Forgot Him!

Sure, without a doubt, the recent whole lotta WTF whatever concerning the is he or isn't he alive or still dead status of legendary comedy concept cut-up/way, way off-center odd ball Andy Kaufman was, all things considered, just about the biggest sco...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus and Nina Dobrev To Star In The Promiscuous Pair

Miley Cyrus and Nina Dobrev To Star In The Promiscuous Pair

HOLLYWOOD - Touchrock Pictures has just announced that production will soon begin on Bandini Borrapelli's musical romance film The Promiscuous Pair. Starring in the motion picture will be Miley Cyrus and Nina Dobrev, who will portray two singers f...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Imitator Actually A Zombie!

Michael Jackson Imitator Actually A Zombie!

Over 2000 fans who attended the "Michael Jackson Imitator Show" in Las Vegas say that they were not fooled with the make-up and that it was Michael Jackson's Zombie that took the stage, Saturday night. "They can say this is a great imitator but mo...

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Funny story: Las Vegas Studies Show That Alcohol Is The Number One Cause of Marriages

Las Vegas Studies Show That Alcohol Is The Number One Cause of Marriages

LAS VEGAS - Research studies conducted by Chicago's Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency have shown an interesting trend regarding alcohol and marriages in Las Vegas. ADGA Spokesperson Bagby B. Buckleybox explained that after conducting a nine-month...

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Funny story: Bionic Woman

Bionic Woman

The Bionic Woman was created out of spare, mostly human, somewhat female body parts as a companion for Colonel Steve Austin, a lonely former astronaut-become-cyborg, after she dove headfirst into a cow patty from a height of 12,000 feet in an attempt to decorate a clover patch with her remains. Before her tragic accident, she had been a tennis player known for her wicked backhand. Rebuilt by Dr...

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Funny story: Baphomet

Baphomet

"To think I kissed her (or him) there--and there--and ''there''! - Sarah Michelle Gellar Although some contend that Baphomet is a Marvel Comics super-villain, Baphomet is really the demon of parties and partygoers west of the Mississippi. As such, he (or she) is often depicted at parties in Las Vegas, Hollyweird, and various family nudist camps in Arizona and New Mexico, and some Oregonians inc...

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Funny story: Nevada Bans Chewing Gum

Nevada Bans Chewing Gum

CARSON CITY, Nevada - The Nevada State Senate acting on a request of the vast majority of the Las Vegas Gambling casinos has just voted on a bill regarding the chewing of chewing gum. State Senator Hula Hanna Dimpsydew, 46, [D-Reno] stated that th...

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Funny story: A State-of-The-Art Drone Plane Mysteriously Crashes In The Middle of A Las Vegas Nudist Colony

A State-of-The-Art Drone Plane Mysteriously Crashes In The Middle of A Las Vegas Nudist Colony

LAS VEGAS - American Spotlight Magazine has reported that a U.S. unmanned drone plane has crashed in the Nevada desert. ASM reporter Fitzwater Ribicoff stated that the plane which had ID markings of DP-1793 mysteriously crashed landed in the middl...

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