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Funny story: Lap-Dancing Not Sexually Stimulating

Lap-Dancing Not Sexually Stimulating

According to an article in The Guardian, as the British government was poised last November to re-classify lap-dancing clubs from "entertainment" to "sexual encounter establishments" (imposing tougher licensing standards), the industry's trade associ...

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Funny story: Lennon in lapdance advert

Lennon in lapdance advert

Former Beatle John Lennon is featuring in a lapdance advertisement for an erotic club in the US, 28 years after his death. The singer has been brought back to life using digital technology for the One Lapdance Per Day initiative. The club, "I...

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Funny story: Homely Secretary Smith to Crack the Whip on Sex for Pay and Lap dances

Homely Secretary Smith to Crack the Whip on Sex for Pay and Lap dances

Home Secretary Jacqui Smith is sick and tired of having to pay for sex and even fork over a quid just for a little shimmy on the lap. Smith will try to restore the time honored British tradition of coming home from the Home Secretary's office after a...

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Funny story: NCAA Football Cupcakes Charge Hot Shot Johns Big Bucks for a Lap Dance

NCAA Football Cupcakes Charge Hot Shot Johns Big Bucks for a Lap Dance

Top notch teams, like teenie boys like to find a few cupcakes to put some notches on their gun belts before they get serious. In the old days, you could always find some easy marks for a coke and a movie. But recently the price of collegiate cupcakes...

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Funny story: 'Dogging' Not As Popular As It Used To Be, Says Voyeur

'Dogging' Not As Popular As It Used To Be, Says Voyeur

'Dogging' is losing its popularity, and is not as practised as it was only a year ago, says an expert who regularly attends dogging events. Dogging, the act of performing sex whilst being watched by strangers, achieved notoriety in the 1990s after...

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Funny story: Lap Dancing Replaces Line Dancing In West Midlands Town

Lap Dancing Replaces Line Dancing In West Midlands Town

(MIDLANDS) Stourbridge in the West Midlands now has so many lap dancing establishments, that local council bosses are considering changing the historic town's name to Patpong-on-Stour, it has eme...

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Funny story: Pope thrown out of NY lapdancing club for lewd behavior

Pope thrown out of NY lapdancing club for lewd behavior

New York - (Ecclesiastical Bare Ass Mess): It was billed as the night when High School Musical starlet Vanessa Hudgens was to jump out of a birthday cake, strip naked and pole-dance for the Pope's official birthday bash at Manhattan'...

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Funny story: Jessica Alba: My vagina is off limits unless necessary

Jessica Alba: My vagina is off limits unless necessary

Hollywood sex godess, Jessica Alba has vowed never to go nude for a movie - unless the film makers absolutely require her to flash the flesh - due to her extreme Catholic upbringing, which forbids her from revealing her naked body.

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Funny story: Big Brother Housemates in Jam

Big Brother Housemates in Jam

The eigth series of Big Brother is set to hit our screens this summer and news of the housemates have just been announced. This year there will be a member of the womens' institute and an old granny and a child who is a member of techno beat comb...

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