MINNEAPOLIS - Greg Lemond's accusations against Lance Armstrong stooped to new lows at a Le Tour de France press conference Thursday. "I saw him, I did, he was huddled beside the Astana team bus stuffing something down his bib shorts, yeah, it l...
Lance Armstrong has officially dropped out of any more bicycle competitions in the near future after wrecking his bicycle during a recent race and breaking his penis bone. "I have had this problem for over four hours before, in fact one episode la...
French's hard core biking bureau says 7-time champ Lance Armstrong is a two-time loser. However, the seven time winner says the French Biking Bureau are full of shit. "They make it twice as hard for someone outside France to compete. It's like...
Legendary cycle racer Lance Armstrong has insisted that he'll be able to compete in the Tour de France, despite fracturing his collarbone in an horrific crash last week. The rider, who has won the gruelling TdF seven consecutive times, was injure...
American cyclist Lance Armstrong, the only man to win the Tour de France seven times, fell off his bike today. "That's what happens when you ride bikes fast - you often fall off" said one man stating the obvious. Armstrong, son of Astronaut Ne...
It's official - Madonna and Guy Richie are headed for divorce court. And, it is not Alex Rodriquez that is coming between this power couple, the cause of this celeb breakup is none other than Lance Armstrong. Armstrong and Madonna have secretly...
In a startling turn of events, 7-time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong has not only come out of retirement but has been signed by the New England Patriots to play quarterback in place of the injured Tom Brady. "I was watching the game at home...
Lance Armstrong, the 7-time winner of cycling's greatest race, the Tour de France, has celebrate his return to the sport by lancing a boil on his arse. The boil, which was the size of a satsuma, was causing concern to the rider, and earlier today,...
Lance Armstrong and Brett Favre aren't the only ones to unretire. Following their example, retirees all over the world are reversing their decisions and coming back to work at their old stomping grounds. "It's ridiculous," a young worker grumbl...
Paris/AP - The future of The Tour de Farce, an institution in cycling since 1903, was saved today when the FDA announced it would take over sponsorships of ALL teams participating in the event for 2009. Plagued by the continued use of performanc...
Lance Armstrong, complaining that retirement was too boring has made a late entry into the Tour De France. Starting more than a day behind the leaders and main pack of riders.
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