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Funny story: Kylie To Star In Xmas Doctor Who

Kylie To Star In Xmas Doctor Who

The BBC have announced a major coup for their festive TV schedule by securing the services of West Bromwich Albion goalkeeper Dean Kiely for the Christmas Day showing of Doctor Who.

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Funny story: Kylie boasts about her "black girl's ass"

Kylie boasts about her "black girl's ass"

Cannes Film Festival - (Ass Mess): Aussie singer Kylie Minogue has stunned the entertainment business by revealing she has had a buttock transplant after finding an attractive bottom for sale on eBay.

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Funny story: Pop Queen Kylie in Ferret Addiction Hell

Pop Queen Kylie in Ferret Addiction Hell

Aussie pop sausage Kylie Minogue has been admitted to hospital after revealing that she has developed a serious addiction to Ferrets. This news come only weeks after fellow pop icon Robbie Williams was discovered to have been dealing with a Weasel pr...

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Funny story: Kylie Minogue reveals why sordid time with Donovan will remain between the sheets.

Kylie Minogue reveals why sordid time with Donovan will remain between the sheets.

Jason Donovan, of Kylie and Jason fame, has denied rumours that he is being paid millions to write about his relationship with Kylie Minogue.

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Funny story: Kylie stuffed in London museum

Kylie stuffed in London museum

London - (Rioters): Antipodean bimbo crooner Kylie Minogue is set to be stuffed and exhibited in London's Unnatural Hystery Museum as part of Australian Culture Week begining tomorrow.

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Funny story: Dodgy coke toke sends Kylie off Manchester stage

Dodgy coke toke sends Kylie off Manchester stage

Manchester - (Ass Mess): Citing a streaming nose and inexplicable fit of the heeb-jeebies Kylie Minogue pulled out of the Manchester Evening News Arena concert last night after belting out Better the Devil You Know and then realising her septum had c...

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Funny story: Snow White Files for Divorce

Snow White Files for Divorce

Snow White, famed for appearing in a children's classic fairy tale, has officially filed for divorce from the Prince. This comes after reports of the Prince being linked with a bevvy of beauties including Australian pop sensation Kylie Minogue as...

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Funny story: Snoop Dog Announces collaboration with Fred Dibner

Snoop Dog Announces collaboration with Fred Dibner

Rap legend Snoop Dogg has announced the biggest musical collaboration since Winston Churchill and Kylie Minogue.

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Funny story: Kylie video-game set to be smasher!

Kylie video-game set to be smasher!

Rage software have released details of their upcoming game, "Kylie: Unleashed!". The game, set to release on X-Box, PS2 and Game Cube, stars diminutive popstrel Kylie Minogue and is said to be mostly about her arse.

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Funny story: Coronation Street Star gets Kylie's Arse

Coronation Street Star gets Kylie's Arse

Coronation Street's master butcher, Fred Elliot, was the envy of the Showbiz world when he bought Kylie's bum at a charity auction. The auction was held because the gorgeous megastar decided that it was only fair to share the 'leftovers' from the...

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Funny story: Sexy Kylie fights dirty in the gutter?

Sexy Kylie fights dirty in the gutter?

The Press Complaints Authority issued its strongest protest yet over harassment of members of the 'gutter press' by celebrities, pop stars and members of the royal family.

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