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Funny story: Kristen Stewart: "Let's Go Over the Fucking Fiscal Cliff Already!"

Kristen Stewart: "Let's Go Over the Fucking Fiscal Cliff Already!"

Think of a polarizing figure - someone equally loved or reviled depending on who you are, someone who hates to smile, wades into risky situations, and doesn't give a damn what you think. No, it's not John Boehner this time. It's Kristen Stewart.

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Funny story: Rob Pattinson Refutes The Claim He Dated Bristol Palin

Rob Pattinson Refutes The Claim He Dated Bristol Palin

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The star of the Twilight Series movies, Rob Pattinson has stated emphatically that he never dated Bristol "The Pistol" Palin as Joy Behar of The View has suggested. RPattz said that if he were to sit down and make out a list of fe...

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Funny story: Bella Still Whining About Stuff

Bella Still Whining About Stuff

We here at The Spoof are dedicated to bringing you the most important World Events. Therefore we arranged for our top reporter on International Affairs to send dispatches from the Israel-Palestine Conflict. Unfortunately he was beheaded this morning...

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Funny story: The Rob Pattinson - Taylor Swift Rumors

The Rob Pattinson - Taylor Swift Rumors

HOLLYWOOD - It appears that the Tinsel Town rumor mills are working overtime in regards to Rob Pattinson, star of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2. Word filtering out of the Left Coast is that RPattz was seen in the company of Taylor Swif...

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Funny story: Pattinson cousin is only man in America who has never seen the Twilight Saga

Pattinson cousin is only man in America who has never seen the Twilight Saga

LANCASTER COUNTY, Pennsylvania (ABSNN) - A vast number of the farms in this Pennsylvania county have no electricity, no televisions, no telephones, no motor vehicles, no Honey Boo Boo. They are Amish folk, and yet, even the Amish know of the Twiligh...

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Funny story: Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Forced To Attend The Premier of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2

Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Forced To Attend The Premier of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2

LOS ANGELES - Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart showed the huge Nokia Theater crowd attending the premier of their latest vampire movie The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 just how good an acting job the two can actually put out. It is no se...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Fired!

Kristen Stewart Fired!

OAXACA, Mexico - The Twilight Saga actress who says she has never been as depressed as she is now has just become even more depressed. K-Stew was only in her second day of shooting her latest motion picture Bonfire - The Joan of Arc Story, when sh...

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Funny story: Nina Dobrev, Ian Somerhalder and The Breakup Rumblings

Nina Dobrev, Ian Somerhalder and The Breakup Rumblings

KALAMAZOO, Michigan - One of Tinsel Town's happiest couples is Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder who star in The Vampire Diaries. The couple is on location in Kalamazoo, where they are presently filming the motion picture Fifty Shades of Gray. Th...

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Funny story: Rob Pattinson Seen Cavorting With Ke$ha

Rob Pattinson Seen Cavorting With Ke$ha

SANTA MONICA - The reports about Rob Pattinson, 26, and ex-girlfriend Kristen Stewart, 22, getting back together again have been greatly exaggerated. A close friend of Pattinson's stated to iRumors that the stories of the two making up and startin...

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Funny story: RPattz and K-Stew Are Back Together - The $195,000 Bentley Did The Trick!

RPattz and K-Stew Are Back Together - The $195,000 Bentley Did The Trick!

MARINA DEL REY, California - After what seemed like an eternity Kristen Stewart, the stoic Hollywood actress who never smiles, managed to crack a smile at a local Mexican food restaurant in Marina Del Rey. Stewart, was dumped by her boyfriend Rob...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Buys Rob Pattinson A Bentley

Kristen Stewart Buys Rob Pattinson A Bentley

BEVERLY HILLS - Close friends of Twilight star Kristen Stewart have expressed concern and are very worried about her mental, physical, emotional, financial, and geographical state. Lacey "Frilly" Scoffingshaw, who has known K-Stew since their days...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewarts' habitual swearing questioned

Kristen Stewarts' habitual swearing questioned

A journalist who recently interviewed Ms Stewart in connection with a publicity article for her recently released film "On The Road" has contacted a top behavioral therapist in despair and posed the question ,"Could Kristen Stewart have Tourette's Sy...

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Funny story: Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Are Finally Back Together

Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Are Finally Back Together

LOS ANGELES - Liz and Dick did it. So did Robert and Natalie. Those two famous couples Taylor, Burton, Wagner, and Wood married divorced and remarried. Now Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were never married but for all practical purposes they ma...

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Funny story: Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Texting?

Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Texting?

LOS ANGELES - The Left Coast rumor mills are working overtime trying to sort out the ongoing Pattinson/Stewart story. Tittle Tattle Tonight's Tapioca Swizzle is reporting that Kristen's hair stylist FuFi Fondue has suggested that K-Stew is sending...

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Funny story: Rob Pattinson and Katy Perry Console Each Other

Rob Pattinson and Katy Perry Console Each Other

LOS ANGELES - Katy Perry and Rob Pattinson both know how horrible the ending of a Tinsel Town relationship can be. Both celebrities have riches, fame, material things, and the adulation of millions of their fans but both are as they say in Paramus...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Turns Down The Starring Role In "Trampires of The Damned"

Kristen Stewart Turns Down The Starring Role In "Trampires of The Damned"

LOS ANGELES - Reports coming out of Tinsel Town are that Kristen Stewart is still pretty much in hiding since the revelations of her indiscretions hit the fan so to speak. Stewart had been in talks with Tri-Moon films about starring in Sheboygan S...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart issues statement DENYING affair with director Rupert Sanders

Kristen Stewart issues statement DENYING affair with director Rupert Sanders

Kristen Stewart has issued a strongly worded statement through her Attorney denying she had an affair with director Rupert Sanders. The 22 year old released a statment to online newspaper The Spoof "whilst I did touch this mans penis, I touched it wi...

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