Showing:

Funny satire stories about Kim Jong-Il

Try another search?

Funny story: Frogs Annexe New York, Threaten Nuclear War With Rest Of The USA

Frogs Annexe New York, Threaten Nuclear War With Rest Of The USA

Armies of frogs led by goats took over New York yesterday and threatened to launch nuclear war on the USA after they discovered that they had been the principal ingredients in Big Macs since 1956. The frogs were led by a goat called William who ru...

Read full story
Funny story: Kim Jong Ill Mastermind of Global Financial Crisis

Kim Jong Ill Mastermind of Global Financial Crisis

North Korea can be blamed for the current global financial crisis after classified documents released by the IMF clearly show that a certain Mr Damani Maru aka Mr Kim Jong Il, sent millions of emails around the world begging for money. A bored Mr...

Read full story
Funny story: Katie Couric Makes It Official - She Is Quitting The CBS Evening News And Explains Exactly Why

Katie Couric Makes It Official - She Is Quitting The CBS Evening News And Explains Exactly Why

CARPINTERIA, California - Katie Couric, anchor woman on The CBS Evening News was addressing an assembly of future television news media students at the highly prestigious Left Coast College in Carpinteria, California. She was asked which world figure that she had interviewed stood out in her mind as the most interesting. Couric giggled and said that it would have to be North Korea'a Kim Jong...

Read full story
Funny story: Kim Jong Il Allows Son to Shoot Missile as Birthday Gift

Kim Jong Il Allows Son to Shoot Missile as Birthday Gift

On Wednesday, Kim Jong Il celebrated his 69th (or 70th, depending on whom you ask) birthday drinking American beer, opening gifts, and eating lots of cake. But the special gift that day was not for himself but for his third son, Kim Jong Un, who is e...

Read full story
Funny story: Korean Leader Cloning project deemed success

Korean Leader Cloning project deemed success

In Pyong Yang, North Korea today the first pictures were released of the results from the Kim Jung Il cloning project. Twenty years ago, geneticists took cells from Kim's (a.k.a. Dear Leader) foreskin which contained undifferentiated peripheral stem...

Read full story
Funny story: 18 people injured after North Korean snowball attack

18 people injured after North Korean snowball attack

North Korea escalated tensions on the peninsula to a dangerous level tuesday, hitting Yeonpyeong Island yet again, this time with a brutal barrage of hard-packed snowballs. Footage from the area showed people in the streets, battered by the assaul...

Read full story
Funny story: Kim Jong Il Crush on Bill Richardson Intensifies after Latest Visit

Kim Jong Il Crush on Bill Richardson Intensifies after Latest Visit

Kim Jong Il is said to still be talking about the wonderful visit he had with his "American GI buddy" earlier this month. Those who know Kim Jong Il intimately claim that it was no coincidence that Richardson was chosen to travel to North Korea to di...

Read full story
Funny story: Kim Jong-il Wins Kim Jong-il Prize for Poetry

Kim Jong-il Wins Kim Jong-il Prize for Poetry

Democratic People's Republic of North Korea is proud to announce that esteemed Council for the Arts has awarded coveted Kim Jong-il Prize for Poetry to Kim Jong-il for seventeenth consecutive year. Mr. Kim is well-beloved for finding inspirations...

Read full story
Funny story: Kim Jong Il Blows His Ass Off!

Kim Jong Il Blows His Ass Off!

Word out of North Korea is that Leader Kim who has virtually already handed over their leadership to his son, a chip off the old blockhead, has accidentally blown his ass off. A North Korean spy from South Korea stated that there was a lot of runn...

Read full story
Funny story: Kim Jong-il feels like somebody

Kim Jong-il feels like somebody

Kim Jong-il leader of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, who fired missiles on the South Korean Island Yeongpyeong, has said that the west and their allies were wrong, that the missiles that were fired were not fired as an aggressive hostile...

Read full story
Funny story: "MY 'Chinese Comedy Central's Kim Jong-il Roast Called Off Due to Tensions on Korean Peninsula' STORY NOT GETTING EXPOSURE IN CHINA OR N. KOREA LIKE I HAD HOPED" says disillusioned TheSpoof.com writer

"MY 'Chinese Comedy Central's Kim Jong-il Roast Called Off Due to Tensions on Korean Peninsula' STORY NOT GETTING EXPOSURE IN CHINA OR N. KOREA LIKE I HAD HOPED" says disillusioned TheSpoof.com writer

(Northern California) - Irregular TheSpoof.com contributor, SpaceWanker, recently was overheard wondering aloud while fully-clothed in the shower: "I can't figure it out. Was something lost in translation? It's strange because I really thought I...

Read full story
Funny story: Kim Jong Il Earns Nickname 'Lil Dick'

Kim Jong Il Earns Nickname 'Lil Dick'

North Korea's bombing of a residential district on a South Korean island this past week has the entire world on edge to see what lies ahead. The United States is already responding to the threat while holding talks with China to ask for their assista...

Read full story
Funny story: Chinese Comedy Central's Kim Jong-il Roast Called Off Due to Tensions on Korean Peninsula

Chinese Comedy Central's Kim Jong-il Roast Called Off Due to Tensions on Korean Peninsula

(DPRK) - Lil' Kim Jong-il (a.k.a. Kim Jong-un) went nuts this week while his father traveled to Vegas on a gambling junket. With irresistibly-low airfare to Vegas and dirt-cheap hotel rates, the Supreme Leader decided to take a pre-holiday-season br...

Read full story
Funny story: Dazed & Confused Obama Blames "bad cabbage" for Explosions at South Korean Kimchee Processing Plant!

Dazed & Confused Obama Blames "bad cabbage" for Explosions at South Korean Kimchee Processing Plant!

In an effort to forestal making a presidential decision, Barry Obama today claimed the recent explosions in South Korea were the result of an 'agricultural accident' and should not be blamed 'on those folks up north!" While the White House scramb...

Read full story
Funny story: North Korea nuclear plant is only a Doughnut Factory

North Korea nuclear plant is only a Doughnut Factory

Washington: A US report that North Korea has built a new nuclear facility is apparently flawed. A re-examination of the report suggests rather, a giant doughnut factory is in place. Pyongyang's Dear Leader, Kim Jong-Il, is known as a huge doughnut ea...

Read full story
Funny story: Hilary Clinton Brokers Blockbuster Trade Deal with N. Korea: GM Stock in Exchange for "Perfect" $100 Courterfeit Bills!

Hilary Clinton Brokers Blockbuster Trade Deal with N. Korea: GM Stock in Exchange for "Perfect" $100 Courterfeit Bills!

With the US Federal Reserve running 24/7 printing money amidst dire warnings that the special ink and paper were about to 'run out', Secretary of State Hilary Clinton announced the crisis was solved due to a unprecedented "favourable trade" deal with...

Read full story
Funny story: Kim Jong-Il to Head Obama's Death Panel

Kim Jong-Il to Head Obama's Death Panel

High level presidential anonymous sources have leaked that President Obama, in an effort to improve ties between the United States and North Korea, will extend an olive branch to the supreme leader of the rogue state. Political analysts...

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more