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Funny story: Man Was Rudely Awakened By Pesky Kids

Man Was Rudely Awakened By Pesky Kids

A middle-aged man who, quite frankly, needed to sleep, was unceremoniously roused from his slumbers at an early hour this morning, by his children, who thought it was funny. The incident happened at just before 6am, when Moys Kenwood, who had no r...

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Funny story: Steamroller Driven Over Man's Foot

Steamroller Driven Over Man's Foot

It could have ended much, much worse than it eventually did for one fortunate man on Wednesday afternoon, when he inadvertently became involved in an incident with a steamroller, which ran over his foot. The road-rolling vehicle was being driven b...

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Funny story: Man Tells His Children A Bedtime Story, But Falls Asleep Before It's Finished

Man Tells His Children A Bedtime Story, But Falls Asleep Before It's Finished

A man who was exhausted after keeping his two children occupied all day long with games and activities, decided to tell them a story at bedtime last night, to help them get to sleep more quickly, but left them disappointed when he fell asleep himself...

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Funny story: Kids Warned About Parents At Swimming Pool

Kids Warned About Parents At Swimming Pool

Young children in Thailand have been warned that their parents are irresponsible, and should be carefully watched. The news comes after a man who used to reside in the country revealed a photograph that he had taken of a sign at the swimming pool...

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Funny story: Man's Week Goes According To Plan

Man's Week Goes According To Plan

With all the frantic uncertainty surrounding the outbreak of the deadly Coronavirus relentlessly hounding us in our daily lives, there was some respite for one man this week, when his time went more-or-less according to plan. Moys Kenwood, 56, was...

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Funny story: Man Makes Impassioned Plea To Coronavirus

Man Makes Impassioned Plea To Coronavirus

A man who is at the epi-center of the deadly Coronavirus outbreak, has made an impassioned plea to the virus itself, to please, please, PLEASE leave himself and his family alone. Moys Kenwood, 56, who lives on Planet Earth, where the virus broke o...

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Funny story: School Spelling Competition, As It Happened

School Spelling Competition, As It Happened

The gloves were off at one school's 'Spelling Bee' competition on Saturday, and, after a period of preparation that had seemed endless, though, in reality, nowhere near long enough, excitement was at fever pitch as the event got under way. Childre...

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Funny story: Six-Year-Old Reflects on His Time Inside

Six-Year-Old Reflects on His Time Inside

Thanks to weeks of unremitting thunderstorms, six-year-old Nashville resident, Chucky Dillon, was sentenced to consecutive time inside, without even time off for good behavior. "You really start missing the sunshine," said Chucky. "I would have gi...

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Funny story: Man Spends Hours Popping Bubblewrap With His Children

Man Spends Hours Popping Bubblewrap With His Children

A man has revealed how he and his two children spent 'hours' indulging in the extremely satisfying activity of bursting the bubbles in a sheet of bubblewrap that had been used as protective covering on his daughter's new bike. Moys Kenwood, 56, an…

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Funny story: Toy Shop Recalls Action Man Figures In 'War Crimes' Fiasco

Toy Shop Recalls Action Man Figures In 'War Crimes' Fiasco

A major toy retailer has recalled millions of play figures after announcing that it had charged Action Man, the toy soldier with gripping hands, and realistic hair and beard, with war crimes against humanity. Toys-R-Bust say the toy, originally cr...

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Funny story: Prince Edward Says Prince Andrew Has Been A Silly-Billy

Prince Edward Says Prince Andrew Has Been A Silly-Billy

After Prince Andrew had, with Her Majesty the Queen's permission, retired from public life earlier this week, his younger sibling, Prince Edward, added his voice to the mix, commenting that his brother had been: "a silly-billy brothersy-wothersy."...

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Funny story: Children In Need 2019 Final Totals In

Children In Need 2019 Final Totals In

Children In Need, the annual nationwide event to raise cash for needy children, surpassed all previous records last night, when more than £47million was collected throughout Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Promoted by a five-hour telethon feat...

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Funny story: Man Has Bought New Car

Man Has Bought New Car

Cars aren't everyone's cup of tea, but one man who has been a strong enthusiast of all kinds of vehicles for more than fifty years, has been 'in the market' recently, and ended up buying a beautiful new green pickup truck. Moys Kenwood, 56, says...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Finds Asking About People's Babies Highly Effective Way of Procrastinating at Work

Nashville Man Finds Asking About People's Babies Highly Effective Way of Procrastinating at Work

Curtis Johnson, a 27-year-old professional who prides himself on working smart but definitely not hard, stumbled upon a highly effective means of procrastinating at work when, a little while before a big department meeting at which Curtis was expecte...

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Funny story: Child Tells Noisy Dad To Turn His Music Down

Child Tells Noisy Dad To Turn His Music Down

A 56-year-old man listening to music upstairs in his home was the victim of his killjoy children yesterday, when one of them bawled at the top of her voice for him to turn the volume down. Moys Kenwood was 'giving it loads' whilst listening to 'Th...

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Funny story: Brick Came Through Window

Brick Came Through Window

An 84-year-old lady, innocently washing her breakfast pots in her kitchen, was given the fright of her life this morning, when a regular household brick came crashing through the window, causing her to turn to her husband, Albert, and ask him: "Wh...

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Funny story: Student Proves Theory That One Shouldn't Sit Behind Doors

Student Proves Theory That One Shouldn't Sit Behind Doors

A student sitting behind a classroom door yesterday, proved, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that sitting behind a door is an ill-judged thing to do which could cause injury, after classmates barged the door open, causing an injury. Moys Kenwood, the...

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