Kevin Keegan, the latest manager of one of the finest and best supported football clubs in the entire world, Newcastle Utd, is reportedly seeing the club doctor this morning after having what he himself has described as 'a strange green poo'.
Kevin Keegan, the second-choice Newcastle United manager, dipped into the transfer market for the first time today, to swoop for the ex-Newcastle and England elbow expert and centre forward Alan Shearer
Keegan today revealed how very hurt he was at how standards had dropped at Newcastle.
Kevin Keegan, recently appointed Newcastle manager and comeback kid, has delved deeper in to his comeback by announcing that he will become the face of fast food restaurant chain McDonalds.
In a horrific incident in the centre of possibly the greatest city in the whole world, Newcastle upon Tyne, a bus load of young children from a nursery school just east of Heaton Manor, overturned and burst into flames. At least fifteen children age...
Last night our reporters witnessed what can only be described as a "Black and White" stampede for tickets.
Kevin Keegan's appointment as Newcastle United's manager captured Geordie imaginations and took the entertainment world by storm. The once familiar refrain of "Nice to see you see you nice" rang out again at St James' Park as Ke...
Kevin Keegan was sensationally sacked as NUFC Manager tonight for farting in the foyer of St James's Park.
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