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Funny story: Kerry Katona Voted Most Inspirational Women Of Year

Kerry Katona Voted Most Inspirational Women Of Year

Troubled socialite, Kerry Katona, has recently been crowned the most inspirational woman of the year. Katona, blighted by drug-fuelled controversies over the last year, will be elated with the win. She said of the triumph "It is about time I was r...

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Funny story: Katona Signs For Team Andre

Katona Signs For Team Andre

Ex-atomic kitten, ex-rehab resident and ex-wife Kerry Katona has this morning signed up with Peter Andre's management team for an estimated £5.80 per hour. In a statement Andre's manager Claire is said to have said, "I can confirm that the agency...

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Funny story: Kerry Katona Quits The Fat Farm - Gains Four Pounds The First Day

Kerry Katona Quits The Fat Farm - Gains Four Pounds The First Day

WILMSLOW, England - Former singer and media personality, Kerry Katona has officially left the Fat Farm and right away she admits that she gained four pounds the first day. Katona said that it was very depressing being around so many fat, overweigh...

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Funny story: Katona Hot Tin Roof

Katona Hot Tin Roof

Kerry Katona has hightailed it from her fat fighting rehab course. The portly pie bin was seen trying to scale a security wall at the rear of the Kent weight loss centre. She had only been in there for three days, but had evidently had enough. Or...

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Funny story: Homeless and Bankrupt Kerry Katona Signs On As Spoof Editorial Assistant!

Homeless and Bankrupt Kerry Katona Signs On As Spoof Editorial Assistant!

I'm a Celeb contest winner and Iceland spokesperson Kerry Katona went round the bend yesterday when notified she'd be losing her $1.5M mansion for lack of mortgage payments. U-Tube clips showed the former celebrity falling off the wagon on her han...

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Funny story: Kerry Katona Calls In Cops To Track Down Missing Millions

Kerry Katona Calls In Cops To Track Down Missing Millions

In a last-ditch effort to ensure that the scrag-ends of her disintegrating life remain in the public eye for as long as humanly possible, Kerry Katona yesterday asked for help in tracking down what has happened to her 'missing millions'. "I've ear...

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Funny story: Bloody Kerry Katona In Shock Arrest

Bloody Kerry Katona In Shock Arrest

Late last night, police were called by concerned neighbours to the Warrington home of troubled 'celebrity' and former Atomic Kitten Kerry Katona after hearing hysterical screams and the smashing of glass coming from within. Shortly after their arr...

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Funny story: Kerry Katona Has Radiation Sickness

Kerry Katona Has Radiation Sickness

Allegations of drug abuse, assault, drunkenness, bi-polar disorder, nose erosion and breast reduction have blighted Kerry Katona over the last year or so, but now new evidence has thrown new light on the situation. It seems that Miss Katona's prob...

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Funny story: Kerry Katona in drug quiz with police

Kerry Katona in drug quiz with police

'Entertainer' (well she does get up to some entertaining stuff does 'our' Kerry) Kerry Katona has been taken from her home by the Wilmslow police for questioning. She was whisked away in an unmarked patrol car - well unmarked apart from the word "...

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Funny story: Katona signed up by Pram Face Foods

Katona signed up by Pram Face Foods

Just one day after being sacked by chav supermarket chain Iceland, Kerry Katona has been signed up by Pram Face Foods. Pram Face is a new brand that's going to specialise in low cost ready meals and frozen foods that appeal to pram faces up and do...

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Funny story: Toot Toot - You're Fired - Kerry Katona Axed

Toot Toot - You're Fired - Kerry Katona Axed

Frozen food giant, Iceland today fired Kerry Katona, former Atomic Kitten from her lucrative advertising contract after she was filmed breathing through a rolled up £20 note which was lodged in her nose. It is unclear where Katona obtained the £20...

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Funny story: Kerry Katona dropped by Iceland and not Norway

Kerry Katona dropped by Iceland and not Norway

Singer, TV presenter, show host, author, journalist, adverturer, explorer, professor, MENSA Queen, writer, socialite and bon-viveur Kerry Katona, who was discovered behaving badly, but sadly not with either Martin Clunes, Neil Morrissey or Lesley Ash...

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Funny story: Kerry Katona knickers split up the crotch

Kerry Katona knickers split up the crotch

Bastard fuck-wit publicist Max Clifford has told the media to give to breathing space to his troubled client Kerry Katona after she split her knickers while doing the weekly shopping. Clifford went on to tell anybody who was bothered listening - a...

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Funny story: She's behind you

She's behind you

With Panto season fast approaching, producers at the Manchester Palace Theatre have decided to ditch the traditional Soap Star in Cinderella approach that has served them so well in the past and try for something more edgy and topical. Kerry Katon...

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Funny story: Kerry Katona - and update and statement

Kerry Katona - and update and statement

Ms Katona and her Icelandic sponsors have reacted in a most uncharitable way to a recent spoof story "Is Kerry Katona Real ?" by issuing a strongly worded press statement which they have demanded be printed here. So here it is peeps: "We the proud Icelandic Nation have been shocked and dismayed at the recent unprovoked verbal attack on our National and revered heroin the gracious and mild mann...

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Funny story: Is Kerry Katona Real?

Is Kerry Katona Real?

Shock doubts are now being raised in many parts of the old British Empire about the possibility of Kerry Katona being a hoax. Areas of the world map that used to be coloured pink and where the sun never set, have been in secret multilateral talks fo...

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Funny story: Kerry Katona to replace Susan Boyle in Britains Got Talent Tour!

Kerry Katona to replace Susan Boyle in Britains Got Talent Tour!

Former Atomic Kitten songster Kerry Katona,12, will be replacing Susan Boyle on the forth-coming 'Britain's Got Talent Tour'. Simon Cowell Prime Minister of Britain who was at Downing Street this morning shouting at Gordon Brown in a disapproving...

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