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Funny story: Cops brand Livingstone as an evil little tosser

Cops brand Livingstone as an evil little tosser

London - (Rotters): London cops have branded Mayor Ken Livingstone as an evil little tosser whose obsession with personal vendettas has spearheaded him into public office rather than any over-riding great political ambition.

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Funny story: Sheryl Crowe: Ken Livingstone's ultimate soul mate?

Sheryl Crowe: Ken Livingstone's ultimate soul mate?

London - (Ass Mess): London Mayor Ken Livingstone may have found his karmic twin at last amid reports that popular singer Sheryl Crowe has advised environmentalists that using one square of loo paper is sufficient for most people's hygiene needs.

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Funny story: Recycling Means End Of London Front Gardens

Recycling Means End Of London Front Gardens

Londoners today faced the end of traditional front gardens in the wake of a new initiative from London Mayor Ken Livingstone.

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Funny story: Mayor's ex-CIA spook transport guru Kiley's sobriety fears

Mayor's ex-CIA spook transport guru Kiley's sobriety fears

London - (Assinine Press): The mastermind behind London Mayor Ken Livingstone's congestion charge, former CIA man Bob Kiley, has told a press conference he dreads sobriety and the inevitable day when he finally wakes up to face the monstrosity he...

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Funny story: Red Ken Trades Beckham for Oil!

Red Ken Trades Beckham for Oil!

Red Ken Livingstone and Really Red Hugo Chavez have worked out a plan to subsidize travel for London's poor. The travel supplements will be paid by Venezuela's poor.

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Funny story: Livingstone Unveils Plans To Extend The Congestion Charging Zone

Livingstone Unveils Plans To Extend The Congestion Charging Zone

King of London, Ken Livingstone, is set to extend the area of the congestion charging zone, the controversial area that some say has been a success, from next week.

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Funny story: Mayor Ken Livingstone Reads The Riot Act To Asian Restaurants

Mayor Ken Livingstone Reads The Riot Act To Asian Restaurants

In a show of solidarity with Bollywood actress, Shilpa Shetty, Mayor of London, Ken Livingstone, has demanded that all Asian restaurants 'clean up' the wording of their menus.

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Funny story: Livingstone to run for Tory Mayor in 2008

Livingstone to run for Tory Mayor in 2008

City Hole, London - (Rotters): Undeterred by regulations that prevent him from seeking a third term in office as a Labour Party Mayor of London in the 2008 elections, Ken Livingstone is to take up Tory Leader David Cameron's stroke of genius poli...

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Funny story: Ken Livingstone Re-zones Downing Street

Ken Livingstone Re-zones Downing Street

London Mayors Office- London Mayor Ken Livingstone, who has at various stages been associated with nicknames such as "Red Ken", "Commie Ken", "Nazi ken", "the only mayor in the world with a foreign policy" and...

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Funny story: Wotcher Cock? Noo College In London Town

Wotcher Cock? Noo College In London Town

Cor strewth! Would'ja Adam and Eve it squire? For it's just been announced that Mayor and King of London, Ken Livingstone, is setting aside funding for the Capital's first ever cock-en-ee college.

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Funny story: Plonkette.com - launch of the new Downing Street gossip blog

Plonkette.com - launch of the new Downing Street gossip blog

London - (Ass Mess): A new political gossip site dedicated to retro-engineering Downing Street disinformation releases was launched today by a breakaway faction of tabloid insiders Slags Anonymous under the inimicable internet banner of Plonkette.com...

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Funny story: Ken Bans 4 X 4's From Capital In New Initiative Against Hoity-Toitys

Ken Bans 4 X 4's From Capital In New Initiative Against Hoity-Toitys

A secret memo from the office of the King of London, Ken Livingstone, to his minions, has fallen into the hands of The Spoof and it looks like bad news for gas guzzling 4 x 4 drivers.

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Funny story: Ken Livingstone worried over strikes

Ken Livingstone worried over strikes

King of London, Ken Livingstone, is 'in a right two and eight guvnor', as news breaks tonight about wild-cat strikes among chapters of London's Pearly Kings and Queens.

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Funny story: Ken's crackpot Caracas crack caper comes a cropper

Ken's crackpot Caracas crack caper comes a cropper

Havana, Cuba - (Associated Mess): It's official. The Mayor of London's cheap Xmas crack deal with President Chavez of Venezuela has fallen at the first hurdle after a 100+ tonne consignment of Santa's little helper powders had to be abort...

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Funny story: Cheap Xmas crack deal: Fidel summons Provos' roving ambassador Livingstone

Cheap Xmas crack deal: Fidel summons Provos' roving ambassador Livingstone

Havana, Cuba - (Associated Mess): Ailing Cuban leader Fidel Castro has summoned London Mayor Ken Livingstone to his bedside amid fresh concerns that a major London-bound cheap Xmas cocaine deal brokered last month by the Non-Aligned Crack Barons'...

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Funny story: Thatcher: My plot to murder Ken

Thatcher: My plot to murder Ken

London - (Associated Mess): In a rare post-psychotic period of lucidity, former UK Prime Monster Margaret Thatcher has admitted that she once plotted to murder GLC Leader Ken Livingstone unless he allowed her free access to gerrymander at leisure wit...

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Funny story: Livingstone brokers cheap crack cocaine deal for London

Livingstone brokers cheap crack cocaine deal for London

City Hall, London - (AssoCIAted Mess): In a landmark trade deal London Mayor Ken Livingstone has secured a five year contract to supply cheap Venezuelan crack cocaine to the capital following months of delicate wrangling with President Hugo Chavez...

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