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Funny story: Kellyanne Conway Commented That Sean Hannity Wants To Be President Trump’s 2020 Running Mate Real, Real Bad

Kellyanne Conway Commented That Sean Hannity Wants To Be President Trump’s 2020 Running Mate Real, Real Bad

DETROIT – President Trump’s chief counselor Kellyanne Conway was in the Motor City visiting one of her sisters-in-law, Consuelo Conway. She was asked by a reporter with the Detroit Daily Divulger about a rumor that had been making the rounds that...

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Funny story: President Trump Has Decided to Rename Air Force One

President Trump Has Decided to Rename Air Force One

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The president’s chief counsel, Kellyanne Conway, has just informed the White House media about a decision that POTUS has just made. Conway informed the press that the president has decided that, after 67½ years of the presidenti...

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Funny story: Vice-President Pence Wants To See Gov. Andrew Cuomo’s Birth Certificate

Vice-President Pence Wants To See Gov. Andrew Cuomo’s Birth Certificate

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A White House insider has informed American Spotlight Magazine that Vice-President Mike Pence is furious that New York Governor, Andrew Cuomo, has just surpassed the president in popularity. A recent poll, taken by ASM, clearly...

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Funny story: Trump Simply Goes Berserk When Reporters Ask Him Gotcha Questions

Trump Simply Goes Berserk When Reporters Ask Him Gotcha Questions

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Since President Donald Trump will no longer be able to have his never-ending political campaign pep rallies, he has become very moody, downright depressed, and is stress-eating (as many as five Big Macs per day). He actually wan...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Confesses That He Is Seriously Considering Cancelling The Upcoming Presidential Election

Donald Trump Confesses That He Is Seriously Considering Cancelling The Upcoming Presidential Election

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Trump recently met with his top adviser, Kellyanne Conway, and his daughter, Ivanka, and they have decided that it will probably be in the best interests of the country if the 2020 Presidential Election is cancelled. POTUS state...

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Funny story: Polls Show That Anti-Trump Advocate George Conway’s Popularity Is Soaring Beyond Belief

Polls Show That Anti-Trump Advocate George Conway’s Popularity Is Soaring Beyond Belief

NEW YORK CITY – The man that is making President Trump miserable as well as nervous as hell, is finding out that he is becoming more and more popular with tens of millions of Americans. In fact, the Washington Globe-Express recently stated that Ge...

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Funny story: George Conway’s Anti-Trump Super Group Hates POTUS Even More Than They Hate Jock Itch

George Conway’s Anti-Trump Super Group Hates POTUS Even More Than They Hate Jock Itch

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The iNews Agency recently spoke with George Conway, a conservative attorney, who formed the national anti-Trump super pac group known as Dump Trump 2020. Conway, who is married to Kellyanne Conway, Trump’s top adviser and couns...

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Funny story: George Conway, The Husband of Trump’s Favorite Adviser Kellyanne Conway Reveals Some of Stumpy Trumpy’s Secrets

George Conway, The Husband of Trump’s Favorite Adviser Kellyanne Conway Reveals Some of Stumpy Trumpy’s Secrets

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The husband of President Trump’s top adviser and alleged girlfriend Kellyanne Conway, George Conway, probably hates "Old Baby Fingers" more than anyone else in the entire country, with the possible exception of the Golden State War...

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Funny story: Kanye West Next US Ambassador To The United Nations

Kanye West Next US Ambassador To The United Nations

When it was a rumored possibility, folks thought it a satirical joke, but no, the truth is, Kanye West will replace Nikki Haley as the next US Ambassador to the United Nations. Of course, Ivanka is disappointed. Her father already announced that...

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Funny story: Stormy Daniels To Replace Hope Hicks At White House

Stormy Daniels To Replace Hope Hicks At White House

It was announced over the White House loud speaker, that the president's Communication Director Hope Hicks was leaving her present position and would be replaced by Ms. Stormy Daniels. A two minute Melania scream was heard from the residence quar...

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Funny story: I am Trump's Mistress

I am Trump's Mistress

Melania, I never meant for this to happen, but I confess to you now, you deserve to know the truth. I am Donald's mistress. I'm so sorry. Like you, I saw the opportunity and I took it. I regret this now, but Donald won't let us stop. I wish I could tell you my name. I hope there aren't some hicks out there who could figure it out. You may want to get out in the nick of time, just hai...

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Funny story: TrumpNoCare.com™ to give 22 Million Americans health care

TrumpNoCare.com™ to give 22 Million Americans health care

Sitting astride Toilet Mouth Conway Trump has pronounced that under his magnificent leadership all Americans will now get Health Coverage. The nasty failing ObamaCare will be replaced by our magnificent TrumpNoCare.com™. Huckabee from the p...

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Funny story: Trump Declares Day of Mourning for Victims of Sweden Disaster and the Bowling Green Massacre

Trump Declares Day of Mourning for Victims of Sweden Disaster and the Bowling Green Massacre

Washington, DC Kellyanne Conway announced that Trump was declaring April 1st a national "Day of Mourning" for the victims of the Sweden Disaster and the Bowling Green Massacre. She said, "President Trump asks that everybody take a few minutes out of...

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Funny story: Thanks Kellyanne! I'm back to being a shutterbug again!

Thanks Kellyanne! I'm back to being a shutterbug again!

I bought an inexpensive microwave at Bucky's Bucking Bronco Big Lots Extravaganza today. Way out there on the fringes of the city, that hideous store stands like a cinder-box outhouse on the busy thoroughfare. I'm going to take pictures with my n...

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Funny story: Kellyanne Conway: "I'm a transgender woman, I have an alternative vagina."

Kellyanne Conway: "I'm a transgender woman, I have an alternative vagina."

Kellyanne Conway, a Counselor to President Trump, yesterday during an interview with the Wichita Weekly Shopper admitted she is a transgender woman and has an "alternative vagina." Ms. Conway says she has been transgender since she was an infant,...

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Funny story: America's Newest Heroes: After Tragic Burning, Willem Defoe & Denis Leary Donate Faces to Kellyanne Conway for Transplant...

America's Newest Heroes: After Tragic Burning, Willem Defoe & Denis Leary Donate Faces to Kellyanne Conway for Transplant...

We've all seen the videos. The press conference. When America's newest sweetheart, Kellyanne Conway's pants suddenly, and shockingly, burst into flames during a discussion about "facts". The most popular of these youtube videos is titled "why-are...

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Funny story: Walking Dead Zombies Responsible For 3,000,000 Illegal Votes Cast by Dead People - Trump Allegations Vindicated.

Walking Dead Zombies Responsible For 3,000,000 Illegal Votes Cast by Dead People - Trump Allegations Vindicated.

There had been much debate about Donald Trump's completely unsubstantiated claims that three million illegal votes were cast in the 2016 election. This claim was brought up by the press corps (no pun intended) ad nauseum, as well as their questi...

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