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Funny story: The Rolling Stones Are Asked To Write A New Theme Song For "The Vampire Dairies"

The Rolling Stones Are Asked To Write A New Theme Song For "The Vampire Dairies"

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Mick Jagger and Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones were both vacationing down in beautiful, scenic, romantic Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, but not in a gay way, when Jagger received a phone call from Manolo Middlezuck, producer o...

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Funny story: Keith Richards in Israeli Intelligence Scandal

Keith Richards in Israeli Intelligence Scandal

Keith Richards, a guitarist with The Rolling Stones, now aged sixty-six has finally admitted that he has been working for the Israeli secret service since 1961. He had been recruited whilst at Sidcup Technical College when an Israeli classmate realis...

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Funny story: Johnny Depp and Taylor Swift to Star As Keith Richards and Mick Jagger in Rolling Stones Biopic

Johnny Depp and Taylor Swift to Star As Keith Richards and Mick Jagger in Rolling Stones Biopic

The announcement of a Rolling Stones biopic by Hollywood has excited both the worlds of music and movies. Announcements of the stars drove fans even more wild to "Get No Satisfaction." Johnny Depp will play Keith Richards in the biopic. Said Dep...

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Funny story: Old Proverb proved wrong as Keith Richards reveals extensive collection of Moss

Old Proverb proved wrong as Keith Richards reveals extensive collection of Moss

As the great Miguel de Cervantes once said, 'a Proverb is a short sentence based on long experience'. The English language is littered with many such traditional phrases which have over the years been accepted as part of what Shakespeare called 'the...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Fans Ask: 'Why Is Keith Richards Still Alive?'

Michael Jackson Fans Ask: 'Why Is Keith Richards Still Alive?'

Los Angeles, CA - As torn, distraught fans of Michael Jackson, 'The King Of Pop', exited the Staples Center following a memorial in his honour, one burning question remained in the back of their minds - 'Why Is Keith Richards Still Alive?' Why ind...

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Funny story: Keith Richards: "I am stone throwing rock primate with unfinished monkey business.

Keith Richards: "I am stone throwing rock primate with unfinished monkey business.

Keith "the rock behemoth" Richards is growing old disgracefully in his new enclosure following a fall from a palm tree eighteen months ago. He continues to exhibit some bizarre behaviour that scientists claim may be linked to a higher cognitive devel...

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Funny story: Brenda Song & Keith Richards to Kick Off Collaboration Nude at Central Park

Brenda Song & Keith Richards to Kick Off Collaboration Nude at Central Park

Central Park, New York -- Publicists for both Keith Richards and Brenda Song are confirming Internet rumors that the two plan a nude photo shoot, whilst ice skating together, for the cover of the duo's upcoming collaborative album. "I'm just sooo...

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Funny story: Keith Richards in dead mystery

Keith Richards in dead mystery

Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards was left red faced when he had a medical for a new life insurance policy. It appears that the legendary rocker had been dead for at least 15 years. Keith said "I had a strange feeling in my chest back in...

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Funny story: Keith Richards Is A Vampire

Keith Richards Is A Vampire

New Yawk NY-- Keith Richards, famed guitarist for The Rolling Stones, said today he died in 1969 and is a vampire. The rock legend says he died from a drug overdose during the notorious Altamont Concert. A vampire fan jumped up on stage and helped hi...

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Funny story: Rolling Stones Commemorate 20th Anniversary of Keith Richards' Passing

Rolling Stones Commemorate 20th Anniversary of Keith Richards' Passing

The surviving members of The Rolling Stones commemorated the 20th anniversary of Keith Richards' death by shooting themselves up with heroin. They also shoot up Keith Richards' corpse.

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Funny story: Keith Richards to play Larry King in biopic...

Keith Richards to play Larry King in biopic...

Universe studios: After starring in the third pirates movie in a cameo role, Keith Richards, the Rolling bones rockstar, is all set to show his acting prowess in a brand new movie to be directed by Al Gore.

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Funny story: Vote For The Newest Seven Wonders of The World

Vote For The Newest Seven Wonders of The World

A group from Lisbon is asking web users around the globe to vote on the latest list of Seven Wonders of the World. Voters will have until early July to cast their ballots to determine which seven man made objects created before the year 2000 will be...

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Funny story: Keith Richards takes over James Bond role from Daniel Craig

Keith Richards takes over James Bond role from Daniel Craig

London - In a stunning announcement, MGM studios and Albert Broccoli jointly named Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones as the new James Bond, effectively replacing Daniel Craig, who last starred in the biggest Bond blockbuster ever, "Casino Roy...

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Funny story: Keith Richards in pact with Devil

Keith Richards in pact with Devil

The ageing Rolling Stone admitted yesterday, that he had made an agreement with Lucifer about his longevity. Having played with hellfire for many years he decided to make a pact with the Devil and offered his soul for everlasting life. It was a hard...

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Funny story: England Australia Ashes tests snuffed out by Keith Richards.

England Australia Ashes tests snuffed out by Keith Richards.

It has been one of sports and more importantly cricket's most fiercely contested matches, a test match that for two months every couple of years puts two countries, linked by the same historical umbilical cord on a virtual war footing.

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Funny story: RS's Richards Starts New Band:Nasal Incestuous Carnivores

RS's Richards Starts New Band:Nasal Incestuous Carnivores

Walking skeleton Keith Richards had a vision of a new rock group for the 21st Century when he snorted his dead parent's ashes.

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Funny story: James Scotty Doohan to Have Ashes Blasted into Space

James Scotty Doohan to Have Ashes Blasted into Space

Late Star Trek actor James Doohan, famous for playing chief engineer Montgomery "Scotty" Scott, will have his ashes blasted into outer space from a launch site in Southern New Mexico. Doohan, who died last year, wanted to at least go to ou...

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