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Funny story: Katie Waissel In X-Factor Top Shop Collapse Hoax

Katie Waissel In X-Factor Top Shop Collapse Hoax

Some people will do absolutely anything in the vainglorious pursuit of fame, fortune, and happiness. Others will do anything in order to manipulate a situation to their advantage in terms of a percentage of the take. Skoob Entertainment News has h...

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Funny story: Katie Waissel And Cher Lloyd 'Unhappy' About Wayne Rooney Situation

Katie Waissel And Cher Lloyd 'Unhappy' About Wayne Rooney Situation

X-Factor contestants Katie Waissel and Cher Lloyd were reportedly furious that Manchester United striker Wayne 'Spud' Rooney was stealing all their redtop thunder. Rooney, whose 'want out' declaration has stunned the football world, not least Sir...

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Funny story: Katie Waissel Starts X-Factor Mind Games Against Cher Lloyd

Katie Waissel Starts X-Factor Mind Games Against Cher Lloyd

It looks like Cheryl Cole is going to have her hands full mentoring fame junkie Katie Waissel and desperado rapper Cher Lloyd, as Katie allegedly turned up the heat by playing mind games. Katie, seven years older than Cher, has apparently confided...

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Funny story: Katie Waissel Wants To Snog Cheryl Cole And Cher Lloyd Say Insiders

Katie Waissel Wants To Snog Cheryl Cole And Cher Lloyd Say Insiders

X-Factor insiders last night revealed exclusively to Skoob Entertainment News that Katie Waissel is so desperate to stay in the competition that she really fancied snogging Cher Lloyd and Cheryl Cole, if only for the added publicity. Katie, the su...

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Funny story: Glastonbury 2012 down the toilet story is a Hoax

Glastonbury 2012 down the toilet story is a Hoax

The story that Glastonbury 2012 is to be cancelled due to lack of portaloo facilities, has tonight been exposed as a hoax. It is a mis-truth that is believed to have originated with Amy Winehouse, who thought it would be funny to spread the rumour t...

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Funny story: "I Shagged Katie Waissel Off The X-Factor And She Wasn't All That" Claims Rochdale Man

"I Shagged Katie Waissel Off The X-Factor And She Wasn't All That" Claims Rochdale Man

In yet another salacious Skoob Entertainment News exclusive, we can reveal that unemployed Rochdale man, Luke Pissquick claims to have shagged X-Factor fame junkie Katie Waissel, and added that she wasn't all that. Pissquick explained that he met...

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Funny story: Mary Byrne And Cher Lloyd Deny Nude X-Factor Lesbian Romp With Katie Waissel

Mary Byrne And Cher Lloyd Deny Nude X-Factor Lesbian Romp With Katie Waissel

Hot on the heels of rumours that X-Factor wannabe, Katie Waissel has been getting down n dirty with fellow contestant Matt Cardle - rumours Matt strenuously denied - insiders say that Cher Lloyd and Mary Byrne have also denied having a nude XXX Rated...

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Funny story: Katie Waissel's Next Gambit: She's Russian Royal!

Katie Waissel's Next Gambit: She's Russian Royal!

Determined X Factor scrapper Katie Waissel is set to shock the show's fans again with a fantastic revelation that she hopes will win her bigger votes. She managed to pull off a major coup last weekend by revealing stories that she slept with fello...

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Funny story: Katie Waissel Angrily Denies X-Factor Fix Corruption Scandal Rumours

Katie Waissel Angrily Denies X-Factor Fix Corruption Scandal Rumours

Skoob Entertainment News can exclusively reveal that much reviled X-Factor wannabe Katie Waissel will survive this weekend's X-Factor, because word from a little bird has it that the whole show is fixed. SEN supremo Buffty Ginslinger has been busi...

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Funny story: X-Factor's Cher Lloyd And Katie Waissel Deny Anal Bleaching And Vajazzling Allegations

X-Factor's Cher Lloyd And Katie Waissel Deny Anal Bleaching And Vajazzling Allegations

An X-Factor insider today acted swiftly to step on malicious rumours circulating on certain unscrupulous websites which intimate that hopefuls, Cher Lloyd and Katie Waissel have been vajazzled and anally bleached. "These are just malicious lies,"...

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Funny story: X-Factor's Katie Waissel And Cher Lloyd - 'There Was No Bitch Fight'

X-Factor's Katie Waissel And Cher Lloyd - 'There Was No Bitch Fight'

Insiders from the X-Factor today denied reports of a massive backstage bust up bitch fight between hopeful wannabes Katie Waissel and Cher Lloyd. Some unscrupulous sources claimed that Cher had called Katie a bunch of nasty names, to which Katie a...

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Funny story: Katie Waissel X-Ploding Factor Fears

Katie Waissel X-Ploding Factor Fears

There are serious fears around the X Factor camp today that two contestants' heads could explode during tonight's broadcast. While images of brain and cranium exploding across the stage would no doubt send ratings through the roof, producers fear...

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Funny story: Katie Waissel-Cher Lloyd Girl On Girl Action DVD Faked By Buffty Ginslinger

Katie Waissel-Cher Lloyd Girl On Girl Action DVD Faked By Buffty Ginslinger

In a Skoob Entertainment News exclusive, we can reveal here for the first time, that the hot lesbian sex action DVD which was on sale in certain Soho outlets from this morning, purporting to feature Katie Waissel and Cher Lloyd off the X-Factor, is a...

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Funny story: Katie Waissel Favourite For aXe-Factor

Katie Waissel Favourite For aXe-Factor

The X-Factor Madonna wannabe, Katie Waissel, looks like the odds on favourite to get the chop with the axe on the show this weekend, according to bookmaker Alfie Shirtlifter. Alfie has slashed the odds on Katie getting the kaibosh to 6-4 on after...

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Funny story: Katie Waissel - World's Most Loved

Katie Waissel - World's Most Loved

In one of the most remarkable PR turnarounds in history, X Factor wannabe Katie Waissel is today the most-loved person in the world. As we reported yesterday, a PollsRUs poll had shown that Katie was more reviled even than historical evil-doers li...

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Funny story: Katie Waissel - World's Most Hated

Katie Waissel - World's Most Hated

X Factor contestant Katie Waissel is officially the most hated person in the world - ever! Already 2,200 viewers have joined the "I hate Katie Waissel" group on Facebook. More than 11,000 joind "Get Katie Waissel out and Get Gamu Nhengu in" after...

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Funny story: X-Factor - Robert Mugabe To Mentor Cher Lloyd And Katie Waissel To Spite Gamu Nhengu

X-Factor - Robert Mugabe To Mentor Cher Lloyd And Katie Waissel To Spite Gamu Nhengu

In a move that even took Nelson Mandela by surprise, Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe this morning announced plans to mentor X-Factor doubtfuls Cher Lloyd and Katie Waissel. Apparently Mugabe is well pissed off by the way Gamu has been badmouthi...

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