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Funny story: Hollywood Promise For Katie Price

Hollywood Promise For Katie Price

Shrinking violet Jordan, or Katie Price when she wants to be taken seriously, has just announced she is well on the way to becoming a Hollywood actress. Speaking from the opening of an envelope in Covent Garden Katie said, 'I've been sent hun...

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Funny story: Katie Price Claims Alex Reid is Dangerous

Katie Price Claims Alex Reid is Dangerous

Katie Price has been telling friends that her short-term marriage to Alex Reid is over but that the cage fighter won't give up. "I think that on the one hand she doesn't want him back in her life anymore but she also feels sorry for him and maybe,...

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Funny story: Alex Reid Turned into an Alien Says Katie Price

Alex Reid Turned into an Alien Says Katie Price

Jordan's friends have tonight revealed that she dumped Alex Reid because he became an Alien. They say that at the end of their short marriage he wasn't the man she fell in love with. Jordan is said to blame the sudden change on the newly discov...

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Funny story: Katie Price - Alex was a mistake

Katie Price - Alex was a mistake

Kate Price today admitted marrying Alex Reid was a huge mistake. She said: 'I am not usually one for mistakes but Alex was not right for me. All he wanted was his picture in the paper, to be on TV and sex up the wrong un.' Reid on the other han...

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Funny story: Katie Price Tired Of Alex Reid Stealing Her Limelight

Katie Price Tired Of Alex Reid Stealing Her Limelight

Vacuous marriage hound, Katie Price, has sensationally accused her current husband Alex Reid of trying to edge in on her fame. As the 'Reidinator', or 'dipshit' as most people know him as, clung tightly to her coattails, Price accused Reid of vari...

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Funny story: Katie Price Tells Alex Reid That She's A Young Brigitte Bardot And She Doesn't Need Him

Katie Price Tells Alex Reid That She's A Young Brigitte Bardot And She Doesn't Need Him

LONDON - The London Morning Mincer Review is reporting that the Katie Price - Alex Reid marriage is on the rocks and headed for the big "D" (divorce). After the couple separated last week Alex moved in with his Mom. The 35-year-old cage fighter...

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Funny story: Katie Price switches sports, cage fighting to boxing!

Katie Price switches sports, cage fighting to boxing!

Katie Price, Jordan, or UK's Nr1 bimbo, has decided to swap sports because cage fighting with her husband, Alex Reid, (otherwise known as Alexis Reid whilst dressed as a transvestite), is boring. Katie is famous for doing absolutely nothing, apart...

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Funny story: Frankie Boyle Proves Too Controversial For C4 Advertisers

Frankie Boyle Proves Too Controversial For C4 Advertisers

Frankie Boyle's Channel 4 TV show, Tramadol Nights is proving to be too controversial for some advertisers, who have decided to officially block their ads from being aired before, during and after the programme. Companies such as Nestle and L'Orea...

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Funny story: Katie Price not sending Frankie Boyle a Christmas card

Katie Price not sending Frankie Boyle a Christmas card

Frankie Boyle (star of comedy and son of Susan Boyle) has been sensationally struck off Katie Price's Christmas card list. In a public demonstration against Boyle's joke on his latest TV show she took a permanent marker and crossed his name out on...

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Funny story: Katie Price to present Radio 4's Today programme

Katie Price to present Radio 4's Today programme

In another hare-brained scheme aimed at making the flagship Today programme more soft and cuddly, the BBC has announced the appointment of a series of 'guest presenters'. Each 'guest presenter' will provide ideas for around half of the programme's...

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Funny story: Katie Price v Kerry Katona KO Fight

Katie Price v Kerry Katona KO Fight

ROUND 1 Katona punches Price on the face, spitting blood out. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and Price stands up. Price:''Kerry you b****!, Ill beat the s*** ouut of you!''- she said. Price delivers a punch below, she misses, Katona hits Price's fake tits with an uppercut, Price took a mandatory count of eight again. Price is wobbly, Katona goes below and punches her vagina. Again Price went do...

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Funny story: Katie Price Finally Hits The Big Time - The Alan Titchmarsh Show!

Katie Price Finally Hits The Big Time - The Alan Titchmarsh Show!

Breaking news: Katie Price has finally arrived! The uber breasted former topless model and pissed up party tramp has really hit the big time with a guest appearance on The Alan Titchmarsh Show. Alongside Christine Hamilton, who once made a drunken...

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Funny story: Katie Price still loves Pete!

Katie Price still loves Pete!

Katie Price (32) clearly still has feelings for Peter Andre if her latest autobiography is anything to go by. In it she offers up a toe curling dedication that must have her husband (Reid) wondering why the fuck he's still around. The dedication (...

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Funny story: Jordan Still Loves Pete (And The Daily Star)

Jordan Still Loves Pete (And The Daily Star)

Becoming increasingly desperate for a headline grabbing news story, as the X-Factor dominates the red tops with Katie Waissel and Cher Lloyd stories, Katie Price aka Jordan has returned to the ample bosom of the Daily Star by declaring her undying lo...

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Funny story: Spoof Writer Rushed To Hospital After Slicing His Own Mouth With Sharp Tongue

Spoof Writer Rushed To Hospital After Slicing His Own Mouth With Sharp Tongue

A Spoof writer today, had to be rushed to a local hospital, after lacerating the insides of his mouth with his own sharp tongue. The writer (who can not be named) was preparing to bestow a quick witted Spoof article on the shoulders of Louis Walsh...

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Funny story: Shock: Katie Price "Becoming An Orange" Say Docs

Shock: Katie Price "Becoming An Orange" Say Docs

In shock news today, doctors at the Institute For Fruit Related Human Crossover Sciences revealed that Katie Price has been diagnosed with Orangitus. The rare disease is thought to be triggered by an overuse of certain tanning agents. The main ing...

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Funny story: Nude Porno Pics Of David Cameron And Boris Johnson Giving Katie Price One Up The Arse Are Fakes

Nude Porno Pics Of David Cameron And Boris Johnson Giving Katie Price One Up The Arse Are Fakes

Following an exhaustive investigation, Skoob News can finally reveal that the photographs displayed on the interweb of Prime Minister David Cameron, and London Mayor, Boris Johnson, giving Katie Price one up the arse are photoshopped fakes. Acting...

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