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Funny story: Cruise/Holmes Settlement Finally Hammered Out as Tom Agrees to Keep The Beckhams

Cruise/Holmes Settlement Finally Hammered Out as Tom Agrees to Keep The Beckhams

The divorce settlement between diminutive Hollywood heart-throb Tom Cruise and his unemployed wife Kate (nee Katie) Holmes - which had become increasingly acrimonious in recent days - was finally resolved late Sunday when Tom magnanimously agreed to...

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Funny story: Katy Perry and Katie Holmes Deny The Lesbian Rumors

Katy Perry and Katie Holmes Deny The Lesbian Rumors

LOS ANGELES - Katie Holmes filed for divorce from Tom Cruise exactly six months to the date that Russell Brand filed for divorce from Katy Perry. Katy was definitely devastated at the news where as Katie made the news, so she was certainly not the...

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Funny story: Katie Holmes Tells Tom Cruise She Wants Half of The $600 Million or Else She's Singing Like A Canary

Katie Holmes Tells Tom Cruise She Wants Half of The $600 Million or Else She's Singing Like A Canary

NEW YORK CITY - Kathie Holmes has been keeping pretty much of a low profile in regards to her filing for divorce from her husband of five years Tom Cruise. But reports are surfacing out of the Big Apple, where Katie is living with daughter Suri, t...

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Funny story: Scientology temple trumps 'Westminster Abbey' crop circle theory

Scientology temple trumps 'Westminster Abbey' crop circle theory

Stanton St Bernard, Wiltshire - Five teardrop pendants 'dangling like chandelier crystals' from a pentagonally-spired design are a classic Scientology temple symbol an expert said today. "They represent Katie Holmes' tears during her five year mar...

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Funny story: Katie Holmes Anguish at Imaginary Giant Reptile

Katie Holmes Anguish at Imaginary Giant Reptile

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are to divorce after long held rumours about their union were confirmed. Holmes is said to be heartbroken at finding out that Cruise's claims regarding his shapeshifting ability are unfounded. Claims which have since trans...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise claims Aliens caused his wife to divorce him!

Tom Cruise claims Aliens caused his wife to divorce him!

Superstar actor and super Scientologist, Tom Cruise, has claimed that Aliens crept into his wifes head and convinced her to leave him and take his daughter, Suri, away too. These outrageous claims have been made while Tom was filming his latest spect...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Invites Tom Cruise To A Los Angeles Dodgers Game On His Birthday

Lindsay Lohan Invites Tom Cruise To A Los Angeles Dodgers Game On His Birthday

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan just celebrated her 26th birthday on July 2, and now on July 3, she wants to help the recently dumped Tom Cruise celebrate his 51st birthday. Lohan realizes that Cruise is still reeling from the divorce bombshell that K...

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Funny story: Mission Impossible? Tom Cruise starts search for wife number 4

Mission Impossible? Tom Cruise starts search for wife number 4

Following the weekend announcement by Katie Holmes attorney that she has filed for divorce from Tom Cruise, both the couple were busy making plans to get on with their life today. Tom has started he ball rolling for his fourth wife by placing an a...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise Is So Devastated About The Divorce That He Says He May Retire From Making Motion Pictures

Tom Cruise Is So Devastated About The Divorce That He Says He May Retire From Making Motion Pictures

HOLLYWOOD - Friends of Tom Cruise are expressing concern and worry over the fact that he is taking the divorce very, very hard. A close friend of Tom's, who did not want his name revealed, stated that he spent a few hours with Tom at a local Pompo...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner and Heidi Montag To Star In The R-Rated Spy Comedy "Done But With Errors On Page"

Taylor Lautner and Heidi Montag To Star In The R-Rated Spy Comedy "Done But With Errors On Page"

HOLLYWOOD - Cloud Cinema Pictures in association with Hollywood Sign Films has just announced That Taylor Lautner and Heidi Montag will be starring in a film by noted Italian director Bandini Borapelli. Lautner and Montag spoke with Pomona Vox of...

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Funny story: Oprah to sell off sofa that Tom Cruise jumped on

Oprah to sell off sofa that Tom Cruise jumped on

Following the news that Katie Holmes has filed for divorce from actor husband Tom Cruise, Oprah Winfrey has used the news to advertise her Sunday morning Hollywood garage sale. Writing on Twitter, Pinterest, Facebook and Craiglist the entrepreneur...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise Denies That The Reason Why Katie Holmes Filed For Divorce Was Because of Heidi Montag

Tom Cruise Denies That The Reason Why Katie Holmes Filed For Divorce Was Because of Heidi Montag

NEW YORK CITY - Tom Cruise says that he still cannot believe that his wife Katie has filed for a divorce. He spoke with Ty Tickler of Hollywood Innuendo and told him that he was caught totally off guard. Cruise said that he first heard about Katie...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise and Russell Brand to remarry after their divorces

Tom Cruise and Russell Brand to remarry after their divorces

Following the shock announcement that Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are to divorce, a friend of Cruises confirmed that he has not ruled out a fourth marriage. The Mission Impossible actor, 50 next week, was previously married to Mimi Rogers and Nico...

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Funny story: The Reason Why Katie Holmes Finally Decided To Divorce Tom Cruise

The Reason Why Katie Holmes Finally Decided To Divorce Tom Cruise

NEW YORK CITY - The rumor mills from the Left Coast to the East Coast and down to the Third Coast (Texas) are working overtime as Katie Holmes, 33, has filed for divorce from her husband of five years Tom Cruise, 49. Every single entertainment new...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise's excruciating sofa moment the tipping point behind imminent divorce

Tom Cruise's excruciating sofa moment the tipping point behind imminent divorce

Los Angeles - Katie Holmes has been haunted horribly by re-runs of that 2006 Oprah couch jumping escapade vid. Today years of excruciating matrimonial embarrassment culminated in her filing for divorce from husband Tom Cruise. Commenting on the...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise Divorce is Merely Preparation for His Role As Henry VIII

Tom Cruise Divorce is Merely Preparation for His Role As Henry VIII

Reports that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are to divorce, ending their 5 year marriage have nothing to do with the actors friendship with John Travolta or Katie Holmes disdain for his scientology religion but is merely Cruise trying to prepare for his...

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Funny story: Las Vegas Pawn Shop Purchases Tom Cruise's Diary For $30,000

Las Vegas Pawn Shop Purchases Tom Cruise's Diary For $30,000

Las Vegas, NV - Gold & Silver Pawn which has been showcased on the History Channel in the popular TV show Pawn Stars, has just purchased Tom Cruise's personal Diary from Nicole Kidman. Reportedly this diary was written during Nicole's and Tom's 1...

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