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Funny story: Saggy buttocks blamed as Agent Provocateur dumps Kate Moss

Saggy buttocks blamed as Agent Provocateur dumps Kate Moss

London - (Ass Mess): Lingerie retailer Agent Provocateur has said it has dumped model Kate Moss after one of her saggy buttocks fell off this weekend following too much non-nasal cocaine intake.

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Funny story: Kate Moss Adulation Abounds

Kate Moss Adulation Abounds

After the chaos in Oxford Street earlier this week when Kate Moss revealed her new clothing range in Top Shop, there was more blind panic in the same street today when she ducked into McDonalds to us...

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Funny story: Heather Mills McCartney's ex leg to headline Kate Moss catwalk show.

Heather Mills McCartney's ex leg to headline Kate Moss catwalk show.

Following on from "The Leg's" tour de force on Dancing with Stars, Heather Mills McCartney's ex appendage has been the talk of the town and not just one town, but several.

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Funny story: Dick heads queue for hours

Dick heads queue for hours

Idiots queued for hours last night outside Top Shop to buy the latest tat at over inflated prices all for the sake of fashion. The new Kate Moss collection launched at top shop has caused quite a stir amongst fashion twerps.

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Funny story: Pete Prats About at Kate Moss Top Shop Debut

Pete Prats About at Kate Moss Top Shop Debut

London ground to a standstill today as The Top Shop Kate Moss collection hit the shelves. Women as thin as slivers of twig queued around the block of the flagship store in an attempt to get in first, grab a few garments and flog them on Ebay for mega...

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Funny story: Drug Lust for Kate and Pete

Drug Lust for Kate and Pete

Pete Doherty shocked the nation yesterday in admitting that he regularly inserts five ecstasy tablets into his anus, whilst at the same time swallowing ten (in his words) "on the head".

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Funny story: Kate Moss defends use of 'minus 1' size models, at London Fashion Week

Kate Moss defends use of 'minus 1' size models, at London Fashion Week

The size-zero debate seemed set to continue last night after a designer at London's Fashion Week made the controversial decision to use a size minus 1 model.

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Funny story: Kate Moss To Die At Some Point

Kate Moss To Die At Some Point

Kate Moss announced today that she may die at some point, probably in about forty or fifty years time.

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Funny story: Cocaine prices boosted by marriage of Pete Doherty and Kate Moss

Cocaine prices boosted by marriage of Pete Doherty and Kate Moss

The Cocaine industry is celebrating the marriage of cocaine induced couples Pete Doherty and Kate Moss. Soon after the marriage announcement was made, the price of the coco plant quadrupled on the London and New York stock exchange.

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