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Funny story: Royal Baby: First Glimpse Of Kate's New Boobs

Royal Baby: First Glimpse Of Kate's New Boobs

London - The slightly conical rack of newly upholstered mammaries looked properly tethered down at their first public debut on the steps of the St Mary's Hospital Dildo Wing tonight. And it's likely the twin boobies will stay firmly under wraps in...

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Funny story: Somali Pirates Snatch Royal Baby

Somali Pirates Snatch Royal Baby

London, England. In disturbing news just emerging (ney, even breaking), Somali pirates have broken into St Mary's Hospital in Paddington and have kidnapped the newly born Prince of Cambridge after a short joust with hospital staff. It is believed...

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Funny story: It's A Lizard!!! - Joy At Prince William and Kate Middleton Royal Baby Birth

It's A Lizard!!! - Joy At Prince William and Kate Middleton Royal Baby Birth

The Royal Family was in joyous mood last night as they welcomed a new addition into the world - a bouncing baby lizard. Proud parents the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge confirmed that the male reptoid, delivered at London Zoo, weighed in at a healthy...

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Funny story: Wild speculations continue to grow around Kate Middleton and Prince William's royal Baby

Wild speculations continue to grow around Kate Middleton and Prince William's royal Baby

Now that big Kate Windsor has finally dropped her sprog, speculations abound with the inevitable question constantly being asked. Who is the father? Where was horny Harry lurking at the time of conception? Was Windsor using a surrogate and adding lar...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton Gives Birth To His Royal Highness The Prince of Cambridge

Kate Middleton Gives Birth To His Royal Highness The Prince of Cambridge

NEW YORK CITY - Well now that Kate Middleton has finally had her baby she will have a new name bestowed on her that of Mommy. The royal baby weighed a whopping 8 pounds 6 ounces. Reports are that the Duchess of Cambridge's screams could be heard t...

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Funny story: Duchess Kate gives birth to a boy and a girl!

Duchess Kate gives birth to a boy and a girl!

LONDON - It's a boy and a girl for Prince William and Kate, Duchess of Cambridge. No, it's not twins... The former Kate Middleton gave birth to the couple's first child, a hermaphrodite, on Monday afternoon at a London hospital. The child weighs 8...

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Funny story: Palace Hit by "Royal" Baby Protest

Palace Hit by "Royal" Baby Protest

Buckingham Palace was surrounded and cut off by hordes of protesters this evening as news was released that a baby boy had been born to William Saxe-Coburg-Gotha-Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Gluecksburg, colloquially known as "Wills", and his specia...

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Funny story: Baby sibling joy for Justin Bieber as Princess Kate pops sprog

Baby sibling joy for Justin Bieber as Princess Kate pops sprog

New York - News that his birth mother Kate Middleton is in labor has thrilled the 19 year-old entertainer as he prepares to fly to London to check out what the stork's just brought up - er...delivered! Bieber's own birth ancestry is shrouded in ma...

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth II: The baby shan't spoil one's holiday plans

Queen Elizabeth II: The baby shan't spoil one's holiday plans

WINDSOR - Queen Elizabeth II has issued a royal decree stating that the coming of William's and Kate's spawn shall hurry the hell up and get here so that her holiday plans don't get mucked up. Although Her Majesty has been doing the talking, it i...

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Funny story: Outrage as taxman lets slip Kate pays no tax on her £1 million allowance from Prince Charles

Outrage as taxman lets slip Kate pays no tax on her £1 million allowance from Prince Charles

London - Royal gold digger Kate Middleton hasn't paid a penny in income tax on the preposterous £1 million annual 'pin money' she receives from the Pretender to the Throne, the Prince of Wales. The disclosure comes as a House of Commons Public Acc...

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Funny story: Prince William Torn Between A Rock and A Hard Place

Prince William Torn Between A Rock and A Hard Place

NEW YORK CITY - Prince William recently flew to New York City to visit with a publishing company about a book that he has been asked to write. While in America, William met with Tilapia Frisbee of The Right Coast Revue. The two had lunch at The...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton Says That Queen Elizabeth is Starting To Get On Her Last Nerve

Kate Middleton Says That Queen Elizabeth is Starting To Get On Her Last Nerve

LONDON - Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that Kate Middleton has just told her husband William that he had better talk to his grandmother AKA Queen Elizabeth II, and tell her that she had better stop meddling in their marital affairs. Kate, who i...

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Funny story: Princess Kate Denies That She and Prince William Are Naming Their Baby London Fog Mountbatten-Windsor

Princess Kate Denies That She and Prince William Are Naming Their Baby London Fog Mountbatten-Windsor

LOS ANGELES - The Tinsel Town Times Tribune recently spoke with a personal bodyguard of Kate Middleton. And this individual who could not give out his name due to United Kingdom Royal Bodyguarding Protocol rules revealed that he knows more about P...

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Funny story: Prince William Lets It Slip That Kate Is Having A Boy

Prince William Lets It Slip That Kate Is Having A Boy

LONDON - When it comes to keeping secrets, Prince William is pretty much in the same league as Edward Snowden, the NSA whistleblower. And although Wills, as Simon Cowell calls him, does not possess a whistle, he does possess the inability to keep...

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Funny story: Royal Freak Hospital baby cloning unit on standby from this weekend

Royal Freak Hospital baby cloning unit on standby from this weekend

London - Obstetricians at the London hospital say a new batch of royal baby clones is ready for the final pick as greedy royal gold digger Kate Middleton prepares to farrow her Baby Cambridge. "The Queen herself has ordered these hatchlings," Pro...

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Funny story: $5 million for first Kate breastfeeding vid

$5 million for first Kate breastfeeding vid

Los Angeles, California - "And another $5 million for a heraldic tramp stamp shot or crown-themed nipple piercing pic," the Culture Editor of an LA celebwatch site promised today after announcing a $5 million bounty for exclusive footage of Baby Camb...

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Explodes When She Hears That Prince William Will Be Filming Kate Middleton Giving Birth

Queen Elizabeth Explodes When She Hears That Prince William Will Be Filming Kate Middleton Giving Birth

NEW YORK CITY - Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that Kate Middleton's idea to have the birth of her and husband William's baby filmed has greatly angered Will's grandmother, Queen Elizabeth. BPT reporter Carolina Chipotle said she spoke with Brit...

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