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Funny story: Presumptive President Obama's Cabinet

Presumptive President Obama's Cabinet

Washington DC: The presidents Cabinet includes the Vice President, the heads of 15 executive departments plus various agency administrators/directors. Here are some educated guesses by Karl Rove of the Fox News Channel for the presumptive Democratic president Obama's cabinet.

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Funny story: Congressional Dems to Grill Rove During Golf Outing

Congressional Dems to Grill Rove During Golf Outing

Washington, D.C. - Backing off their insistence that former Bush advisor Karl Rove appear before congress and testify under oath, a spokesperson for Representative John Conyers said today that congressional Democrats have decided to change their tact...

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Funny story: Karl Rove Brings Moderation to Foxy News

Karl Rove Brings Moderation to Foxy News

Infotainment has replaced real hard news now in America for a few decades. One all news all the time radio station gives you thirty seconds around the world every hour!...

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Funny story: Karl Rove In Dying Incident

Karl Rove In Dying Incident

Karl Rove, the infamous republican attack dog and neck tie fashion guru committed a common rookie mistake last night.

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Funny story: Ed-E-torial 20: Lindsay Lohan Terror Alert! Michael Vick Hires Karl Rove.

Ed-E-torial 20: Lindsay Lohan Terror Alert! Michael Vick Hires Karl Rove.

(Greenwich-England) As of 2009, Greenwich Mean Time will be changed to a new, more accurate standard ...Flava Flav Time. Peace out...

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Funny story: Karl Rove Spotted in Paraguay

Karl Rove Spotted in Paraguay

After mysteriously disappearing from public sight 2 days ago, Karl Rove has succeeded in eluding angry Democratic Congressional leaders, and flocks of bloggers with cell phone cameras. Now, there have been 3 spottings of Rove in a remote part of Par...

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Funny story: White House pranksters give Rove's car an extreme makeover as a giant prophylactic; only he was not in it at the time, they say

White House pranksters give Rove's car an extreme makeover as a giant prophylactic; only he was not in it at the time, they say

Washington, D.C. - While away at President Bush's ranch in Crawford, Texas, some of Carl Rove's White House co-workers back in Washington decided to carryout some gamesmanship of their own in honor of their beloved political stagiest's de...

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Funny story: Washington, D.C., Declared a Ghost Town

Washington, D.C., Declared a Ghost Town

Following the example set by Karl Rove, Tony Snow, Alberto Gonzales, and numerous others, residents are leaving the city in droves.

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Funny story: Karl Rove Quits His Post (in accordance with the Prophecy)

Karl Rove Quits His Post (in accordance with the Prophecy)

Outside the Beltway (Damnation Press) - Karl 'Christian' Rove, who actually carries a piece of wood that may or may not be from Jesus's cross with him wherever he goes, has announced his resignation as Deputy Chief of Staff to President G...

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Funny story: Rove 'a Witness to Hystery': Bush

Rove 'a Witness to Hystery': Bush

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): George W Bush has praised Karl Rove's 'tremendous sacrifice' to leave Capitol Hill in the wake of the Scooter Libby perjury pardon fiasco and has said he was a 'witness to hystery'.

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Funny story: Karl Rove to Resign At End of August

Karl Rove to Resign At End of August

Karl Rove, presidential advisor to George W. Bush and long called "The Brain", will resign at the end of the month. This will leave a void in that sinking ship known as The White House with almost 1 1/2 years left in Bush's term and no puppet master...

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Funny story: Imus in the frame as Karl Rove bombs

Imus in the frame as Karl Rove bombs

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Former radio shock-jock Don 'Nappy-Headed Ho' Imus is in the frame to replace Karl Rove as the Bush Administration's top strategist.

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Funny story: Karl Rove Joins Hare Krishna Movement

Karl Rove Joins Hare Krishna Movement

Atlanta, Georgia (IP) - Karl Rove announced today that he is leaving his job as Bush's advisor and has decided to join a Mexican Hare Krishna group. He says he has done enough damage and now wants to make amends.

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Funny story: Rove Leaves White House

Rove Leaves White House

Washington (IP) - Karl Rove called our Washington reporter last night and confided in her that he was leaving the White House due to the President's pending impeachment. He said he was getting out while the getting was good.

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Funny story: Compassionate Conservatism means witness Omerta

Compassionate Conservatism means witness Omerta

Washington DC - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Suborning witnesses with Presidential executive priviledge orders has long been a GOP favortie technique on Capitol Hill when the going gets rough.

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Funny story: Cheney Pummels Rove, Pardons Libby

Cheney Pummels Rove, Pardons Libby

Washington, DC (FP) - Vice President Dick B Cheney has apparently found a loophole in the law that allows a Vice President, in a time of war with the President out of country, to pardon anyone who is convicted of a crime.

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Funny story: One Nil to Sheryl Crowe as Karl Rove bombs at DC dinner

One Nil to Sheryl Crowe as Karl Rove bombs at DC dinner

Washington DC - (Rioters): At a black tie dinner in the Washington Hilton on Saturday evening singer Sheryl Crowe floored White House strategist Karl Rove with some timely realpolitik.

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