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Funny story: Krusty Kremepie was "just klowning around" with KKK kampaign

Krusty Kremepie was "just klowning around" with KKK kampaign

Krusty Kremepie Klub spells "KKK." It also spells BIG TROUBLE for the doughnuts franchise. A Krusty Kremepie location in the United Kingdom (aka Great Britain, aka the British Isles, aka England) has halted a "promotion" for its Krusty Kremepie...

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Funny story: Birth of a Nation, my butt!

Birth of a Nation, my butt!

Birth of a Nation, a 100 year-old black and white (appropriate) historical film turns racists into even bigger racists claim modern day psychologists! This epic film depicts white people painted black and acting like ignorant morons running away...

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Funny story: NAACP officially changes name

NAACP officially changes name

Baltimore, MD. -- In an unexpected, yet timely move, the group formerly known as the NAACP have changed their name to the National Association for the Advancement of African-Americans or NAAAA. The first meeting of the new group, held yesterday,...

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Funny story: KKK: Underground Rap A-OK, but ONLY Underground Rap.

KKK: Underground Rap A-OK, but ONLY Underground Rap.

The Ku Klux Klan has made a somewhat peculiar (and not necessarily entirely sincere?) attempt to find black supporters and allies. They have stated that they prefer underground rap to mainstream gangster rap, as the following highly authentic and...

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Funny story: The Ku Klux Klan Infiltrates An Al Qaeda Cell And Gives Secret Information To President Obama

The Ku Klux Klan Infiltrates An Al Qaeda Cell And Gives Secret Information To President Obama

NATCHEZ, Mississippi - Two members of the Mississippi Delta Chapter of the KKK have managed to infiltrate an Al Qaeda Cell that was residing in a trailer park located just outside of the Natchez city limits. The two Klan members who would only giv...

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Funny story: The KKK Has Petitioned To Have Justin Bieber Deported Back To Canada

The KKK Has Petitioned To Have Justin Bieber Deported Back To Canada

TUCSON, Arizona - The Ku Klux Klan has informed the news media that it is sick and tired of listening to the punk antics of one Justin Bieber. American Spotlight Magazine reports that Rayford "Whitey" Giddykoontz, who is The Grand Exalted Dragon W...

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Funny story: The KKK Will Hold A Parade To Protest The Suspension of Duck Dynasty Star Phil Robertson

The KKK Will Hold A Parade To Protest The Suspension of Duck Dynasty Star Phil Robertson

TUCSON, Arizona - The national chapter of the Ku Klux Klan has just announced that they are planning a protest parade to take place in West Monroe, Louisiana, home of Duck Dynasty's Robertson family. The parade will be held to protest the suspensi...

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Funny story: The KKK Says They're Proud of Megyn Kelly

The KKK Says They're Proud of Megyn Kelly

TUCSON, Arizona - Megyn Kelly has managed to knock Obamacare, the Indiana Pacers, and The Tea Bag Party Christmas Party Fund Scandal off of the front page. The 43-year-old talking head with FOX News has stirred up a holiday hornets nest with her c...

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Funny story: The KKK Has Purchased Some Spy Drones

The KKK Has Purchased Some Spy Drones

TUCSON - The CIA has just received official confirmation that the Arizona chapter of the Ku Klux Klan has just purchased state-of-the-art spy drones. According to a CIA informant who goes by the code name of The Lone Ranger, the 27 spy drones were...

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Funny story: Ku Klux Klan Changes Mind About Ted Nugent

Ku Klux Klan Changes Mind About Ted Nugent

Waco Texas - The Grand Dragon of the local branch of the Ku Klux Klan announced at a press conference today that they have reluctantly decided not to offer an honorary membership to Ted Nugent. "Ted certainly has the right mindset to be one of...

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Funny story: Honey Boo Boo's Gay Uncle Poodle To Get His Own Reality Show

Honey Boo Boo's Gay Uncle Poodle To Get His Own Reality Show

McINTYRE, Georgia - It had to happen sooner or later. The TLC reality show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo will be giving birth to a spinoff. According to a network spokesperson, the new show will feature the uncle of Honey Boo Boo, Marvin Lee Thompson.

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Funny story: NYT publishes KKK cartoon, riots erupt in eleven southern states

NYT publishes KKK cartoon, riots erupt in eleven southern states

Riots erupted in eleven southern states today after The New York Times published a derisive cartoon linking the GOP and The Tea Party to the Klu Klux Klan. The cartoon showed three Klan members in white sheets and was labeled Larry, Curley, and Moe.

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Funny story: The KKK Is Having To Outsource

The KKK Is Having To Outsource

TUCSON, Arizona - The sad state of the nation's economy is having an adverse affect on everyone and the Ku Klux Klan is no exception. The Arizona chapter of the KKK is reporting that due to a tightening of their budget they will be having to do so...

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Funny story: KKK Supports Kamala Harris in 2020

KKK Supports Kamala Harris in 2020

The current Grand Wizard's of the Klu Klux Klan Forrest Wayne Rattliff, Jed Jordan, and Ryan Hanson, and Taylor Woodson Murphy have voiced their support of Kamala Harris in 2020. In a statement prepared today, KKK Grand Wizard Forrest Wayne Ratlif...

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Funny story: Brazilian model blames white supremacists for 38KKK-cup hell

Brazilian model blames white supremacists for 38KKK-cup hell

Houston, Texas - (YouBoob!): Numerology-obsessed Ku Klux Klanners have been blamed for Brazilian model Sheyla Hershey's nervous breakdown. Five gallons of silicone gel were surgically drained from her world renowned 38KKK-cup stonkers last year af...

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Funny story: Lawsuits Filed Against the NFL

Lawsuits Filed Against the NFL

New York NY: Two diverse lawsuits have been filed in federal district court against the National Football League (NFL). The separate lawsuits involve the Ku Klux Klan (KKK) and the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP), r...

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Funny story: President Obama Says That He Is Not Against Gay Marriage But That He Is Against Bi-Racial Gay Marriage

President Obama Says That He Is Not Against Gay Marriage But That He Is Against Bi-Racial Gay Marriage

TUCSON, Arizona- President Barack Obama was in Arizona, the "Pink" state so called in honor of Maricopa County Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio. The president was speaking before an end-of-year convention of The Grand Imperial Order of The Knights of Th...

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