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Funny story: Anna Chapman - Sexy Secret Agent

Anna Chapman - Sexy Secret Agent

So far, information regarding Anna Chapman - arrested this week in the USA on Espionage charges - has been sketchy at best. Which is pretty much what you'd expect from a spy. Here at Skoob News, we have managed to establish that she was born in Ru...

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Funny story: 'Paris Hilton, Marc Mezvinsky Lewinsky and Heath Ledger RIP??' Aldrich Ames and Bob Hanssen recruited at least another 100 moles!

'Paris Hilton, Marc Mezvinsky Lewinsky and Heath Ledger RIP??' Aldrich Ames and Bob Hanssen recruited at least another 100 moles!

Washington AC/DC - (Deep Penetration News): Du Pont Circle salons are in uproar amid reports detailing why traitors Ames and Hanssen are shitting bricks in jail this evening: A ten year classified probe into the renegades' recruitment skills has...

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Funny story: Russian spies linked to UK supermarket chain 'behind London 7/7 bombings'

Russian spies linked to UK supermarket chain 'behind London 7/7 bombings'

London - (B-O-G-O-F Mess): A UK supermarket group suspected of being 'up to its ass' in terrorism has emerged as the eminence grise behind the US spy saga. The food retailer had been under covert surveillance for decades ever since Princess Diana...

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Funny story: Mossad Dubai hit squad passport forgers implicated in USA's Russian spy ring

Mossad Dubai hit squad passport forgers implicated in USA's Russian spy ring

London - (Aldrich Ames Mess): The spotlight is on a UK-based KGB passport forgery gang suspected of issuing fake IDs to a Mossad hit squad behind the Dubai assassination of Hanmas operative Mahmoud al-Mabhouh. The shadowy counterfeitters are belie...

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Funny story: UK's Russian spy ring is next say cops

UK's Russian spy ring is next say cops

London - (Clouseau News): The head of Scotland Yard's anti-terror squad says yesterday's FBI bust of Russian sleeper moles is just the begining. Citing hundreds of cold case reviews the Met's Assistant Commissioner for Downright Skulduggery said t...

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Funny story: FBI hunts Madoff's 'Madame Rouge' as dozens more KGB sleeper cells suspected

FBI hunts Madoff's 'Madame Rouge' as dozens more KGB sleeper cells suspected

New York - (Bob Hanssen Mess): A sinister femme fatale codenamed 'Madame Rouge' - believed to be an ex-mistress of jailed Ponzi scammer Bernard Madoff - is being sought in the FBI Russian espionage probe. The lynchpin behind the KGB money launderi...

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Funny story: Cumbria psycho Derrick Bird 'was KGB mole' in Sellafield nuke secrets theft fiasco

Cumbria psycho Derrick Bird 'was KGB mole' in Sellafield nuke secrets theft fiasco

Cumbria - (Mad Vlad Putin Mess): Secret papers seen this weekend show the Cumbrian massacre villain was previously an up-and-coming KGB spy. A Special Branch secret op however thwarted his ultimate mission goal of blowing up the UK's top nuclear p...

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Funny story: Separatist lesbians vow to rub out President Kaczynski's 'terrible twin' brother Jaroslaw: KGB

Separatist lesbians vow to rub out President Kaczynski's 'terrible twin' brother Jaroslaw: KGB

Smolensk - (Tunguska Firecracker Mess): Jaroslaw Kaczynski's famous 2005 statement "The affirmation of homosexuality will lead to the downfall of civilization. No way, Jose! Not in my backside, er...backyard!" has really rattled Polish separatist les...

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Funny story: Moscow riots: KGB hunts PetroEcuador shooter gunning for Putin ass

Moscow riots: KGB hunts PetroEcuador shooter gunning for Putin ass

Bloodyvostock - (Gazprom Mess): The grassy knoll-esque hitman is believed to have slipped into the country last Friday. Russian intelligence suspects a Day Of The Jackal-like plot is on the cards to excise tyrannical despot Vlad 'The Impaler' Puti...

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Funny story: Hundreds of KGB femmes fatales have infiltrated UK Premiership spooks warn

Hundreds of KGB femmes fatales have infiltrated UK Premiership spooks warn

London - (Lady-From Shag-Hai Mess): A Russian espionage totty squad has infiltrated the UK Premiership spooks warned today. The motley Mata Hari crew has ditched wayward £10,000+ per week footballers to concentrate on the 'real Premiership' - of B...

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Funny story: Sitting On De Fence Of The Realm: An Official Hystery Of M15

Sitting On De Fence Of The Realm: An Official Hystery Of M15

London - (Smoke 'N' Mirrors): A new book published this week has archived some spectacular clangers by UK security service MI5. Sitting On De Fence of The Realm by Rear Admiral (Rtd) Sir Gusset Baloochie chronicles fifty years of KGB catastrophe a...

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Funny story: Spy 'Intelligence' Agencies Given New Names

Spy 'Intelligence' Agencies Given New Names

Intelligence agencies around the world have been renaming themselves 'Egoist Self-Interest Agencies' which it has been agreed upon is a more accurate term. The use of the term 'Intelligence' infers that an individual or group is acting at the highest...

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Funny story: Former head of KGB pays over the odds for London Evening Standard

Former head of KGB pays over the odds for London Evening Standard

According to authoritative sources, Alexander Lebedevedobadub, former KGB spy and paint-ball gun retailer, has paid over the odds for his recently confirmed purchase of the London Evening Standard. Rumours within media circles are that Alexander,...

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Funny story: Ex-KGB spook bids for Daily Fascist

Ex-KGB spook bids for Daily Fascist

London - (Plutonium-210 Mess): A former KGB spy has put in a multi-million pound bid to buy Middle England's flagship rag The Daily Fascist. Alexander Lebedev, 69, is said to be hugely impressed with the Tory Central Orifice misinformation campaig...

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Funny story: 'At least 100 KGB sleeper moles in Parliament' MPs told

'At least 100 KGB sleeper moles in Parliament' MPs told

London - (Glasnost & Perestroika Mess): There was uproar in the House of Commons debate on the arrest of Damian The Omen Green today after accusations of "concealment, duplicity, whitewash and cover-ups" about a reported additional 100 other KGB...

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Funny story: Oleg Deripaska's ex-KGB spook mentor 'planted nuclear device under Squalidinos restaurant'

Oleg Deripaska's ex-KGB spook mentor 'planted nuclear device under Squalidinos restaurant'

London - (Plutonium-210 Mess): A veteran ex-KGB spookmaster/security mentor to wannabe Tory sperm donor Oleg Deripaska 'planted a live nuclear device' under London restaurant Squalidinos according to reports from the UK's Serious & Disorganised...

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Funny story: Kissinger, Gates & Buffet named as the 'Real KGB' behind Wall Street turmoil

Kissinger, Gates & Buffet named as the 'Real KGB' behind Wall Street turmoil

Off-the-Wall-Street, NYC - (Ass Mess): "It's all in the initials!" FBI cryptographers commented today about their suspicions that Henry Kissinger, Bill Gates and Warren Buffet may well be the 'Real KGB' behind recent Wall Street turmoil. The topno...

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