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Funny story: Skating With The Star's Star Decapitated By Double Axe Axle Twist!

Skating With The Star's Star Decapitated By Double Axe Axle Twist!

Skating with the star's Buffy Heddress nearly pulled off a perfect Double Axe Axle Twist on Tuesday nights show. But the ice soon turned blood red when her male amateur partner Francis Mullheir failed to properly initiate the "twist" needed to keep t...

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Funny story: Bitter Disagreement in Subway Restaurant

Bitter Disagreement in Subway Restaurant

This week I been undercover. Wearing my trusty mac and suspicious hat, I have wandered in and out of many public places, attempting to witness spontaneous drama in the flesh. It took a while. Nothing occured in Blockbuster, McDonald's, KFC or Poundland. And the usual scuffling grounds of Hollywood Bowl, Pizza Hut and Hair on Broadway proved unsuccessful. I was almost giving up hope, when I...

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Funny story: Why I have been banned from every fast food joint in Stockport

Why I have been banned from every fast food joint in Stockport

I'll start by making my apologies. I can be a little bit grumpy at times, especially when I am lacking in Vitamin Caffeine. However, that said, I feel that banning me from every McDonald's, Burger King, Kentucky Fried Chicken and the like in the Royal Borough of Stockport was slightly harsh. McDonald's were the first. It was early. I walked in bleary eyed and asked quite plainly for a black cof...

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Funny story: KFC fined for animal cruelty

KFC fined for animal cruelty

Kentucky Fried Chicken, the world's greasiest Fa(s)t Food outlet, was fined £19,000 today after a Cockroach was found eating a chip in its Leicester Square Branch. The Cockroach, Denzil the Muncher, had apparently entered the establishment after e...

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Funny story: Basil Brush loves Megan Fox and the Colonel's Chicken

Basil Brush loves Megan Fox and the Colonel's Chicken

Basil Brush TV personality of the year or he should be, today was asked about the rumours that he loves Megan Fox, the American actress and Model. We asked Basil do you like Megan Fox, to which he replied "BOOM BOOM". Basil went on to say that he...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart like Colonel's Chicken

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart like Colonel's Chicken

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart like Colonel Sanders, Kentucky Fried Chicken, and always try to find a branch when they are on location filming. "I just love the Colonel,s Chicken" said Pattinson who is currently working on the Movie Bel Ami.

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Funny story: KFC Adds New Chicken To Menu

KFC Adds New Chicken To Menu

KFC has sold original, extra crispy, extra spicy crispy, tender roast, grilled, oven-baked, and several other varieties of their product. They've also offered it in wings, sandwiches, wraps, and dipped in bbq sauce. In select restaurants, the chick...

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Funny story: KFC To Undergo Name Change

KFC To Undergo Name Change

KFC, the well-loved fast food outlet that serves fried chicken amongst other unappetising shite, is to undergo a major change as it rebrands itself as what will be known as Kentucky Fried Chicken. The change comes as a direct response to customers...

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Funny story: U.N. Peacekeeping forces take over KFC

U.N. Peacekeeping forces take over KFC

Louisville, Kentucky - This city received quite a surprise when it was occupied to day by peacekeeping forces deployed from the United Nations. The mulitnational force from India, Sweden, Italy and Russia quickly overwhelmed the local police and Nat...

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Funny story: The Colonel refuses promotion to General

The Colonel refuses promotion to General

In a shock rebuff to the US army, Colonel Saunders has rejected a promotion to General. The promotion was offered to Colonel Saunders last week in recognition of his long service. Colonel Saunders speaking on a telephone from his chicken farm...

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Funny story: PETA Celebrates Kevin Skinner's Win of America's Got Talent - Chickens Rejoice Worldwide - KFC is Devastated

PETA Celebrates Kevin Skinner's Win of America's Got Talent - Chickens Rejoice Worldwide - KFC is Devastated

PETA organizations worldwide are celebrating the victory of Kevin Skinner, a chicken catcher from Mayfield, Kentucky, who won America's Got Talent, the popular reality television entertainment contest. PETA, an acronym for People for the Ethical...

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Funny story: "Fowl" Kentucky, Missouri weather blamed on Oprah

"Fowl" Kentucky, Missouri weather blamed on Oprah

ST. LOUIS, MO - Many Missouri and Kentucky residents suffered severe injuries Friday night when the reigning Queen of Media waved her arms, causing heavy showers of chicken wings to fall across much of the area. The line of storms was accompanied...

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Funny story: Fishy Tales No. 2: Hanshin Tigers atone for Colonel Sanders river atrocity

Fishy Tales No. 2: Hanshin Tigers atone for Colonel Sanders river atrocity

Osaka, Japan - (Fishy Finger Ass Mess): A Japanese baseball team's ritual desecration of a Colonel Sanders effigy ended this week with the dredging of Osaka's Dotonbori riverbed and the retrieval of the iconic totem. The Hanshin Tigers threw the t...

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Funny story: KFC Secret Recipe Stored In Great Pyramid, Fort Knox or Mammoth Cave Area?

KFC Secret Recipe Stored In Great Pyramid, Fort Knox or Mammoth Cave Area?

In Louisville, Kentucky Colonel Sanders' handwritten recipe for fried chicken was back in its Kentucky home Tuesday after five months in hiding while KFC upgraded security around its top corporate secret, following a terrorist chicken outfit believed...

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Funny story: Obamas Ignored At Washington Area KFC

Obamas Ignored At Washington Area KFC

(Washington, DC) The Obama family stopped in for a quick meal at a local KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken-heads)yesterday and received a somewhat awkward surprise--everyone ignored them! The family was celebrating the girls' first day at their new schoo...

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Funny story: Fast food chain to research the chicken's road habits

Fast food chain to research the chicken's road habits

An American fast food chain from Kentucky is to fund research as to why chickens cross the road. In a major study starting today, Kenlucky Diced Chicken, the famous fast food restaurant group, is to attempt to get to the bottom of the quandry that...

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Funny story: Russian Commander Threatens Destruction Of American Fast Food Establishments

Russian Commander Threatens Destruction Of American Fast Food Establishments

The commander of Russia's strategic missile forces has repeated warnings that Russian ballistic rockets could be aimed at various fast food establishments such as McDonalds and KFC, in response to American utterings of missile bases in Poland and Cze...

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