Late reports are coming in to the news desk of an attemtpted escape, by Jo Yeates murder suspect Vincent "the jackal" Tabak.
Police cordoned off a large section of the Bristol area today to ensure he could not make a getaway. Police are still act...
Following the recent arrest of Jo Yeates murder suspect Vincent Tabak, accusations of case mismanagement and suspect intimidation have been levelled at the Police force.
Reports suggest the police have done everything they can to ensure Tabak is p...
Most law abiding, hard working, tax paying citizens, and even sports fans were scratching their heads this week after it was revealed that a President under Siege could take the time to praise a billionaire Democratic fund raiser for hiring a convicted felon who served time for the horrendous crimes involved with the abuse, maiming and death of dogs.
President Obama, while claiming victory in...
A policeman who was caught on video massacring 56 women and children with a machine gun has walked free from court after successfully appealing against his conviction.
P.C. Sylvester Sloane, 35, acknowledged that the victims all received bullet wo...
It has come to our attention that one of our loyal public servants, wily old politico Charlie Rangle (Dem. NY) is in a fight for his political life, and unbelievable, he does not have a lawyer to counsel him!
"I object to the proceedings… with a...
The evidence was there for all to see. A gang of 3 evil teens - used a mobile phone to film themselves carrying out depraved assaults on their 17-year-old autistic victim - who suffers from Asperger's syndrome.
In a sickening spree of violence the...
Pit-bull faced Politician, Ann Widdecombe has been doing the rounds today on just about every bloody news channel barking on about MPs expenses again.
Better make sure you keep the receipts for the three Starbuck lattes you had Ann - plus the Caj...
An area man filed a suit today claiming false advertising on miniature "Fun Size" candy bars.
Thomas Livingston, a 34 year-old self-proclaimed "Stars Wars Dragon Master", claims the title is misleading. "Who do they think they're fooling? Ther...
Brothers and Sisters, Those few newspaper readers among my precious illiterate flock may have heard that your Right Rev has come into a passel of trouble over his many passionate and impassioned pleas for justice, Somebody say: Amen!, in America! But I say to you, my brethren and cisterns, every word out of my black mouth has been inspired by the Holy Spirit- say Hallelujah! That's right broes...
I approach this piece of journalism with a great deal of trepidation. It is not often in ones lifetime that one has the delight of reviewing such a fine item of chinaware. It carries with it the weight of doing justice with mere words what can never really be done. However, in the interests of you, my dear reader, I will attempt to do so.
What is reason?
* Reason is a tool of just.
* Reason decides justice or in justice.
* Reason directs you towards justice.
* Reason polishes your belief and faith.
* Reason puts you in the row of honor.
* Reason makes you bold and confident.
* Reason activates your abilities.
* Reason makes you to shine in the world.
* Reason is a medium th...
Hollywood is ablaze with rumours and innuendo in relation to the big comic movie of 2009, possibly the biggest comic book movie, like, ever. Yes, I am talking about The Justice League movie.
Judges have said that in the first case of its kind in the entire history of the legal system in England, a man appeared before Hull Crown Court yesterday charged with murdering himself.
20 June 2007
Ministry of Justice
54 Victoria Street
The now infamous flour protestors have apologised at a Press Conference before their court appearances.
Unconfirmed Sources indicate a nation-wide round up of satirists has begun. Thousands of Department of Justice as well as AFT, FBI, NSA and even local police are being mobilized in the effort. Teams are fanning out across the nation arresting satiris...
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