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Funny story: Signs That You Might Be A Latent Cuomosexual

Signs That You Might Be A Latent Cuomosexual

BILLINGSGATE POST: If you don’t know whether you’re a Cuomosexual, you probably have never questioned a gal half your age if she ever had sex with a geriatric. Perhaps you have never asked a naive little chickadee if she would “just let you hang it…

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Funny story: Biden Evicts Two Dogs With Four Ass Holes From White House

Biden Evicts Two Dogs With Four Ass Holes From White House

BILLINGSGATE POST: From the White House to the dog house, Lassie Come Home this is not. In the movie released in 1943, Roddy McDowell had to sell his beloved dog to the Duke of Rudling because his family could no longer afford to feed him. After…

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Funny story: White House cleaners pleased with new president

White House cleaners pleased with new president

In another exclusive for TheSpoof, we interview Manuel Cisterna Ubendos, who has been a cleaner in the White House for 14 years. "I am very glad to have Mr Biden as president," said the 46-year-old Mexican. "All of the cleaning staff are. He makes…

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Funny story: Sniffin’ Joe And His Red-Headed Porcupine Press Secretary

Sniffin’ Joe And His Red-Headed Porcupine Press Secretary

BILLINGSGATE POST: Old habits die hard. Sniffin’ Joe Biden’s peculiar penchant for surreptitiously sneaking up behind unsuspecting chicks, putting his lecherous mitts on their quaking shoulders, and then doing a snorkel-less deep dive into the back…

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Funny story: Neanderthal Thinking: A History Lesson, Retort, and Proposed Research Project

Neanderthal Thinking: A History Lesson, Retort, and Proposed Research Project

The governors of Texas and Mississippi who are upset about being characterized as Neanderthal thinkers by President Biden need both a history lesson and better retorts than the ones they’ve used so far. Rather than object to Biden’s label, they migh…

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Funny story: Studies of neanderthal thinking indicate problems of “fear palsy” and loose bowels

Studies of neanderthal thinking indicate problems of “fear palsy” and loose bowels

President Biden's response to news that Texas and Mississippi will open their states to normal, with no mask mandates, has run into a problem. Biden stated that re-opening at this time is “neanderthal thinking”, plus that it's “critical, critical,…

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Funny story: China's anal swab for covid declared “act of war” by Pelosi congress

China's anal swab for covid declared “act of war” by Pelosi congress

President Biden is reported considering battle group activity in Chinese waters, or bombing a few cities to respond to the latest international crisis. Analysts suggest the “anal swab imbroglio” has reached unreasonable levels at this time. The…

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Funny story: Snopes: Unable To Confirm Biden Having Sex On Shanghai Fork Lift

Snopes: Unable To Confirm Biden Having Sex On Shanghai Fork Lift

BILLINGSGATE POST: Speaking without notes for the first time since his latest facelift, President Biden addressed the Nation today from his office in the People’s Republic of Washington. Noticeably off his meds, he squinted at the teleprompter with…

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Funny story: Rare Sighting Of Two Dogs With Four Assholes In Oval Office

Rare Sighting Of Two Dogs With Four Assholes In Oval Office

BILLINGSGATE POST: Most presidents are satisfied with having but one dog during their time in the White House. But Joe Biden has two, both German Shepherds, that were adopted by him before he moved in. There have been countless variations of the s…

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Funny story: Biden Orders All Flagpoles Sawn Down To Half Mast

Biden Orders All Flagpoles Sawn Down To Half Mast

Washington, D.C.- After a stirring and emotionally short speech on Monday, acknowledging half-a-million U.S. Covid-19 deaths, President Biden then ordered a more drastic step, signing into law what officials are calling, The Flagpole Act. After co…

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Funny story: Ground Rules: Trump Runner vs Wile E Biden

Ground Rules: Trump Runner vs Wile E Biden

BILLINGSGATE POST: Some of the author’s readers might recall stories where he has written about Wile E Coyote and the Road Runner. Now, with some license requested, the reader will be transformed into an imaginary world, where they will be made witne…

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Funny story: Mayan Professor Predicts End Of World: “Will Not Survive Biden Administration”

Mayan Professor Predicts End Of World: “Will Not Survive Biden Administration”

BILLINGSGATE POST: It’s not easy to predict the end of the world. Not just because no one will be around to validate the prediction, but because very few colleges offer courses on the subject. Other than La Fontaine College, the Harvard of the Carib…

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Funny story: Biden Orders Revolving Fire Hydrants For White House Grounds

Biden Orders Revolving Fire Hydrants For White House Grounds

BILLINGSGATE POST: In his latest Executive Order, President Biden decreed that revolving fire hydrants be installed on the White House grounds, having grown tired of seeing his two mutts, Champ and Major, lift their legs to pee on the existing hydra…

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Funny story: Secret Service Agent Mistakes Biden’s Package For Elderly Gerbil

Secret Service Agent Mistakes Biden’s Package For Elderly Gerbil

BILLINGSGATE POST: It had to happen sooner or later. While Vice-President under Barack Obama, there were complaints by female Secret Service Agents that they were uncomfortable when they were forced to watch Sleepy Joe take his morning swim in the Wh…

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Funny story: Trump And Biden Caught Singing Duet At Washington Karaoke Bar

Trump And Biden Caught Singing Duet At Washington Karaoke Bar

BILLINGSGATE POST: During this morning's White House briefing, Press Secretary Jen Psaki confirmed the rumor that President Biden and Donald Trump were seen together at Little Miss Whiskey's Golden Dollar last night, with their arms around each other…

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Funny story: Biden Shares His Hamburger Helper With His Dogs

Biden Shares His Hamburger Helper With His Dogs

BILLINGSGATE POST: It’s been well-documented that Joe Biden was tripped and felled by one of his adopted German Shepherds that he brought with him to the White House just lately. Not so well-documented is that he shares his daily rations with Champ…

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Funny story: Biden To Ban Pygmy-Dwarf Tossing

Biden To Ban Pygmy-Dwarf Tossing

BILLINGSGATE POST: With his forty-first executive order, President Biden banned the use of Pygmy-dwarfs in any games which utilize little people under four feet tall in a game similar to dart throwing - except, instead of using darts, the contesta…

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