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Funny story: Trump, Fox News Blame Biden for Weak Response to Putin. Also They Are Rooting for Putin.

Trump, Fox News Blame Biden for Weak Response to Putin. Also They Are Rooting for Putin.

Washington - Former President Donald Trump and Fox News hosts such as Tucker Carlson, Sean Hannity and their guests were busy blaming Joe Biden for not strongly standing up to Russian President Vladimir Putin as he prepares to invade Ukraine. Also…

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Funny story: Biden Confuses Ukraine With UK: Warns Putin To Not Attack Queen

Biden Confuses Ukraine With UK: Warns Putin To Not Attack Queen

BILLINGSGATE POST: Proving once again that he is as mentally sharp as the day he was born, President Biden went off script while addressing the Nation yesterday. While squinting his eyes to appear mean, he asked God to judge Vladimir Putin if he in…

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Funny story: Putin officially recognizes Dumb-Ass independence

Putin officially recognizes Dumb-Ass independence

Putin today has officially recognized the separatist Dumb-Ass region of Russian speaking peoples on the Eastern edge of Ukraine. He then demanded Ukraine stop shelling the Dumb-Ass peoples. Putin is not afraid of sanctions since Russia is far ric…

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Funny story: Survey: Biden presidency has led to huge spike in piano accordion playing

Survey: Biden presidency has led to huge spike in piano accordion playing

The recent rise in popularity of the piano accordion across the United Kingdom has been linked to the newly-formed presidency of Joe Biden, according to a poll conducted among residents. Since the inauguration, over ninety per cent of UK citizens…

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Funny story: President Biden Has Just Signed A Presidential Executive Order That Anyone Who Qualifies as Being Poor Will Pay a Standard Tax of 75¢ Per Year

President Biden Has Just Signed A Presidential Executive Order That Anyone Who Qualifies as Being Poor Will Pay a Standard Tax of 75¢ Per Year

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – President Biden has just assured himself the he will be re-elected in 2024. Acting on advice from VP Harris, the first lady, Dr. Jill Biden, Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk, and Tom Brady, he will be signing a new Presiden…

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Funny story: In Surprising Development, Putin Invades East Hoboken

In Surprising Development, Putin Invades East Hoboken

Russian President Vladimir Putin threw the United States a surprising curveball this week. Just as American forces were preparing to intercept a Russian invasion of Ukraine, Putin surprised everybody by suddenly invading East Hoboken, a section of a…

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Funny story: US Navy Seals Conduct a Pre-Dawn Raid on Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Complex

US Navy Seals Conduct a Pre-Dawn Raid on Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Complex

MAR-a-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – Every time he turns around Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump keeps putting his foot in his mouth. In his latest faux pas, he has said that no one is going to enter his Mar-a-Lago mansion and look for his income ta…

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Funny story: The Supremes: Why Kamala Harris Got Flushed

The Supremes: Why Kamala Harris Got Flushed

BILLINGSGATE POST: Rumors around the Beltway are replete with questions regarding why Vice-President Kamala Harris’ name is not being included among those being mentioned as possible nominees to fill Associate Justice Breyer’s place on the Supreme Co…

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Funny story: President Biden’s Doctor Says He Is As Fit As A Fiddle And That He Makes Trump Look Like He’s 103-Years-Old

President Biden’s Doctor Says He Is As Fit As A Fiddle And That He Makes Trump Look Like He’s 103-Years-Old

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki, has just announced that President Biden is in excellent health. She noted that his personal physician, Dr. Lulu McFoo, checked him out and she said that every part of him lo…

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Funny story: Millions of Canadians Say That They Do Not Want Covid Shots and No One Is Going To Make Them Get Them

Millions of Canadians Say That They Do Not Want Covid Shots and No One Is Going To Make Them Get Them

QUEBEC, Canada – (Satire News) – The Canadian government has just issued a memo stating that Canada has more unvaccinated people than any country in the world. A Quinnipinni poll showed that 98.7% of all residents are not vaxed. The poll showed th…

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Funny story: Build Back Better-Peter Picked Peck Of Peppers

Build Back Better-Peter Picked Peck Of Peppers

It’s all in the name. Build Back Better sounds more like an apology campaign. It echo’s a confession of neglect. Like: Yes, it’s a dump, but with a coat of paint, it’ll come back better. All it needs is some spit and shine. You have to have a mott…

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Funny story: President Biden Says He’ll Replace Retiring Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer With a Middle-Aged, Vegan, Pro-Vax, Lesbian Woman

President Biden Says He’ll Replace Retiring Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer With a Middle-Aged, Vegan, Pro-Vax, Lesbian Woman

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – President Biden says that he has decided to fill the Supreme Court seat vacated by Justice Stephen Breyer with a middle-aged, vegan, pro-vax, lesbian woman. POTUS said that he has instructed VP Harris to look int…

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Funny story: Who Does Russia Think It Is?

Who Does Russia Think It Is?

Get real, Russia! Who do you think you are, China? Not only is Putin almost a head shorter, (5ft. 5in. with lifts) then Biden (6ft. without shoes) but Russia is smaller than North America. You shrimp! While everyone loves piroshki and borscht,…

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Funny story: President Biden Is Investigating Fake Evangelicals

President Biden Is Investigating Fake Evangelicals

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – iRumors has just broken the story that President Biden has called for a thorough investigation into allegations that there are many fake evangelicals operating in the Midwest; namely Iowa, Kansas, and Missouri. P…

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Funny story: A Former Comedian, Volodymyr Zelensky Gives Hilarious Press Conference

A Former Comedian, Volodymyr Zelensky Gives Hilarious Press Conference

Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky gave a rare appearance in the U.S. as a way of gathering support for his country’s plight, as the country is likely to be invaded at any minute by Russian troops. Given Zelensky’s background, it is perhaps not sur…

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Funny story: President Biden Threatens To Sue The State of Iowa

President Biden Threatens To Sue The State of Iowa

DES MOINES, Iowa – (US Satire) – The “Fly-Over” state of Iowa has just been informed that President Biden has let it be known that they are very close to getting their cornfield asses sued. POTUS stated that the FBI showed him a report that showed…

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Funny story: Bill Gates' farmland purchases inspire Biden run for president 2024

Bill Gates' farmland purchases inspire Biden run for president 2024

Adventurer, patriot, intrepid billionaire, Bill Gates is no stranger to the American public. Here indeed is a man with vision, who gave us Microsoft and Windows. And who at Event 201 in 2019 foresaw the pandemic to come with remarkable accuracy, i…

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